We Are Gods
Obviously roaches think we're Gods. We're so benevolent that we give them sustenance and shelter. We smite them occasionally, but most roaches chalk that up to "mysterious ways" and your average "God's wrath." (percentage-wise, we don't kill NEARLY enough for them to believe that we are ALWAYS out to get them) The Greeks totally bought that and roaches aren't that much smarter. That's why they risk death and hang out in the open to get a glimpse of us. Quit killing roaches guys they totally fucking love us.
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dude that is totally beautiful. thank you. ill never stomp another roach.
after i smoke i should give my roach to the roaches =)
shit lol then why kill anything? by that logic all animals think were gods with our guns n giant machinery then rite? lol but im sure you wont stop eating hamburgers over it XD
this definatly made my smoke out go better, i knew i was a god
lmao
i don't remember who said it first...but "I am my own god"
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i hate cock roaches. just the name makes me cringe
I don't mind the big fucking roaches.
They are chill, you will never look down and see one on you, and usually believe it or not are just looking for an exit from your house like a window.
They may have come in to lay eggs in which case it's unsanitary and you need to "smite" them.
Anyways, it's the little roaches that I fucking hate.
If I see one of those, the entire house is getting the wrath
of the bug bomb god.
still kill roaches lol but good post
I totally agree with you live in Peace not War.
"The Greeks totally bought that and roaches aren't that much smarter."
Made my day
BRO im high as fuck and i tottaly under stand were your comeing from you sreak only the truth....
I read this whole thing thinking you were talking about the nubby ends of joints! Either way, this be awesome.
you dont even have to go as far back as the greeks, what about your good old god fearing pussies you can find in america. yea i said it!!! christians do the same thing lol!!!! but i will stop smashin the roaches, even though they are dirty, stinky, freaky looking bugs.