The 42.0 Commandments of Weed

1. Thou shall never pass a cashed bowl.
2. “Corner” the starting hit on a bowl or and piece, it will show that you care about the next person getting at least SOME greens.
3. Thou shall always change the bong water before smoking.
4. A blunt is only smoked by the roller, provider, and anyone else invited. Don’t be a Snoop Dog.
5. Thou shall never covet thy neighbors weed.
6. Thou shall never be addicted to this wonderful plant.
7. Thou shall finish ALL the food they have ordered off the dollar menu, for it shall not go to waste.
8. Thou shall pass the bowl/blunt/and weed smoking device to the RIGHT(clockwise) for that is the designated direction.
9. When awoke, thou shall wake and bake if stash is a plentiful.
10. When car is baked, thou shall continue to bake car until cigarette is needed, where the car windows will be cracked slowly until car is aired out.
11. Thou shall fix a trailing blunt.
12. When confronted about weed by the police, thou shall deny deny deny until safe to expose and smoke again.
13. Those who smoke alone shall not text those who don’t have stashes plentiful about how high they are.
14. Those who smoke should NOT smoke after a plentiful amount of liquor, for it will induce vomiting for most.
15. Those who are packing a bowl should put a tiny nugget the bottom, so when inhaled hard, no “sucking through” is permitted.
16. Thou shall never say anything about the great weed in school or during school, for it will make you a big red target for the deans.
17. Blunts are the safest way to smoke, because evidence is smoked away, and bowls and bongs provide the most flavor, choose wisely depending on conditions and settings.
18. Thou shall use clear eyes only when needed, such as at Christmas Dinner after a quick joint out back.
19. Thou shall never release any information on fellow stoners to aid in police investigations, for it will only deter you from future purchases and fun times.
20. Thou shall not deny the sale of a ten sack (sabuck) or g because they are “too big of dealers.” Share the wealth people.
21. The safest way to transport weed? Crotch it, but don’t wear saggy pants and underwear for it is useless then.
22. Those who smoke amazing weed and have such for “personal use” shall at least smoketh it with one other person so they can as well enjoy the flavor and awesomeness.
23. Thou shall never reply in the words, “Huh?” “What?” or give a dumb look when asked questions by police or parental figures.
24. Thou shall haveth ye eyes chinked when stoned.
25. Thou shall smoke on 4:20 am and pm whenever possible, for it is the time of the weed.
26. Thou shall smoke as MUCH as humanly possible on 4/20 of any given year.
27. Those paying for the weed shall choose who packs it and ALWAYS get the first hit, unless specified by themselves.
28. Thou shall not smoke the resin of another mans pipe, for it is not their resin to smoke!
29. Thou shall not nigger lip(No offense or racial remarks whatsoever).
30. Thou shall share whatever food can be spared when fellow stoners have the munchies.
31. Thou shall not cash the bowl unless they are 100% sure it is cashed, verify with fellow smokers to be sure.
32. Thou shall not smoke in someone elses car without getting approval.
33. Thou shall not tell a story when you are holding the smoke, everyone else is more concerned about what you are holding rather than what you are saying.
34. Thou shall not mess up rotation, for you will be skipped as a penalty fee.
35. Thou shall NEVER smoke another mans weed without asking first.
36. When smoke is blown in your face, thou shall inhale it, why? To not waste ANY weed smoke at all costs.
37. When starting rotation two of any bowl blunt or whatever, always start where you left off, so nobody feels left out.
38. Thou shall share thy drink with a fellow who has “cottonmouth.”
39. Unless otherwise stated, the driver of the vehicle has 100% rule over the radio and/or cd player. BUT….NO COUNTRY.
40. When providing the weed, it is not complimentary to take a EXTRA HIT because its “your weed”.
41. Rules of Clambaking and Hotboxing
a. Clambaking is filling a car or room with weed smoke
b. Hotboxing is sitting in your bathroom with the shower on blazing hot, and clambaking the bathroom, and when done, stand up and inhale the remaining smoke that has accumulated on the top half of the bathroom. Try it, and don’t forget to stand up after sitting down the WHOLE time you smoke.

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Mon, 12/13/2010 - 8:01pm


Mon, 12/13/2010 - 12:00pm

that's the best advice your ever gonna get in life

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 11:24pm
KeifBlunt Says:
Sun, 09/16/2012 - 10:37am

i agree with Keifblunt. whatever happen to pass me the dutchie with ur left hand?!

Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:51pm
viny741 Says:
Tue, 02/12/2013 - 6:34pm
kwzh4 Says:
Mon, 12/13/2010 - 12:09pm
Beba Says:

I read and agree to every single one. This is amazing.

Sun, 12/26/2010 - 6:38pm
Evolution Says:
Mon, 12/13/2010 - 12:30pm
platt120 Says:

Yeah man. Your exactly right. But me and stoner friends always pass to the left.

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 12:45pm
Mon, 12/13/2010 - 2:05pm

yep, pass thy dutchie to the left hand side.

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 9:09pm

yeah, same here, we have always passed to the left. counter clockwise my friend, counter clockwise.

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 9:29pm
HanzooznaH Says:
Mon, 12/13/2010 - 10:11pm
JIffJeff71 Says:

i also pass to the left. if everyone is facing the inside of the circle the bowl is spinning clockwise a postive side. if everyone is facing the outside the bowl should be passed right to make the bowl go round clockwise. get what im saying.

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 10:15pm

my friends and I play the game:
you have a catagory, whoever loaded gets greens then they say something like music or cartoons.
ex: Bob
and the first person to say marley gets it.
Also works with Jimmy nuetron, Sublime or anything really.
Just as long as everyone knows it, so it's fair game!

Elevate before you Educate.

Tue, 12/14/2010 - 3:45am
abbeylee09 Says:

My friends and I play that game every time we smoke.
Marco. Polo.
Bob. Marley.
Mary. Jane.
Cheech. Chong.

Tue, 12/14/2010 - 8:41am
raremold Says:

We say ping. Winner answers pong.

Under the infuince. Above the ignoance.

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 10:18pm

Really? You had to correct him? It's counter clockwise if you live in some places, it's anti clockwise if you live in others.

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 11:13pm
Kayz Says:

Wait, there are people that actually say anticlockwise? I thought it was a bad joke!

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 11:17pm
Bryan Bova Says:
Tue, 12/14/2010 - 12:53am


Obviously i'm high.

Tue, 12/14/2010 - 2:27am

who ever the f*** wants to. say what ever you want does it matter. sit back and smile and dont stress about stupid s***

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 11:25pm
jshee Says:
Tue, 12/14/2010 - 12:34am

Right in times of war, Left in times of Peace. And this can be debated before sparking the smoking apparatus.

Tue, 12/14/2010 - 2:25pm
jeffrhom Says:
Tue, 12/14/2010 - 6:01pm
ily420 Says:
Sun, 12/19/2010 - 11:58pm
kelso420 Says:

say i have the bowl. the person to my left or right calls neighbor/back door etc... thats the direction its goin (you cant just pass it one way). who the fuck are you derreck zoolander? lol

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 3:55am
SlimJD Says:

"always pass the dutchie to the left, cuz the right way is wrong"-Shorty (scary movie)

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 12:35pm
Mon, 12/13/2010 - 12:53pm
drgiggles Says:

tru dat!

roll, roll, roll a joint.
pass it down the line.
take a puff and hold it in.
and blow your fucken mind

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 1:46pm
Mon, 12/13/2010 - 4:47pm

thank you all for the comments, i wrote all these when i was superbaked, and now that i go back and read them all, im amazed by what my mind created

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 9:04pm
guenther90 Says:

dude, you nailed it haha, so good about the hotboxing the car one, don't let it out til someone needs to smoke a cig is so true! and the picking back up on round 2 of the bowl or blunt!

"how people treat you is their karma.. you react is yours"


Tue, 12/14/2010 - 2:19am
dave1 Says:

he didnt nail shit on this list you geek.

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 9:05pm
Mon, 12/13/2010 - 9:38pm

No, it's right.

--The Daily Deuce will save your life.--

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 10:12pm
KPizzle Says:

nah man think of a 4 on a clock passing it to his left. aka the 5. its clockwise. :)

Fri, 01/28/2011 - 10:48am

It depends where you start. I start at 12 which makes clockwise right.
--The Daily Deuce will save your life.--

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 10:37pm
RicoSuave Says:

dude it's left

i'm an herbalist

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 9:07pm

pretty awesome
aside from rule number 8.
you pass to the left, cause the right way is wrong

Tue, 12/14/2010 - 1:39am

I totally agree. we always pass to the left.

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 9:07pm
OZofDroSki Says:

I think many will agree with me when I say that these are indeed the first Terms & Conditions that I truthfully read and agree to.

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 9:35pm
SloppyCat Says:
Mon, 12/13/2010 - 9:11pm
Mon, 12/13/2010 - 9:13pm

i tried reading this but remembered i was high

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 9:17pm
HaggisHaze Says:

totally agree on the NO COUNTRY but i disagree with commandment 37 to a degree because there are some ppl who are total mooches and tho i dont mind them smoking with me, im not giving them the benefit of the doubt and starting off with them again, they will get their fair share. Otherwise...awesome job

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 9:24pm
Smokeherb Says:

Number 8 should more appropriately be to the left, which is clockwise, to the right is counterclockwise bro
~Smoke tree, be free~

Tue, 12/14/2010 - 1:39am
dudebroman Says:

dude clockwise is right, are you and all these other people kidding me that you don't know that?

smoke me, I'm dope.

Thu, 12/16/2010 - 5:03am
masantiago Says:

dude they mean that wen a circle of friends is facing da bong which lays in da middle of da circle where da hands of the clock would be if they were an actual clock, now if facing away from the bong then they pass to da right

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 9:24pm
StrangeOne Says:

weeds just about having a good time, please do not regulate it with commandments, yes there good, but relax weed is true freedom

Mon, 12/13/2010 - 9:25pm

im making this into a poster
thank you so much =)