As the bible tells it, a burning bush spoke to him and told him to "go to Pharaoh and tell him to let the Isrealites go".

So moses shows up, says the famous line "Let my people go!" and the rest is history....

My question is....

How much of a stretch is it to think that maybe...just MAYBE...this "burning bush" he spoke of, was an enormous marijuana plant. Which...if you've ever seen one grow wild, you know they turn into bushes...

So what about it? Moses and the Burning Bush. You think maybe Moses happened on a small forest fire, and got so lit off the smoke filling the air, that he decided to go free the slaves?

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Wed, 02/03/2010 - 5:54pm
kganj Says:
 
 
Wed, 03/31/2010 - 8:13pm
spongebob (not verified) Says:
 
 
Thu, 04/01/2010 - 6:38pm

But it wouldn't speak to him. Weed doesn't make you hallucinate. Plus I've seen this many times before.

 
 
Thu, 04/01/2010 - 6:46pm
stoney11 Says:

The burning bush was the was god talked to moses.
It was probly buttons

 
 
Thu, 04/01/2010 - 7:28pm
JFAC123 Says:

Sorry bro, But Moses never existed. That being said, there is a very high chance that the "burning bush" was a cannabis plant since it's part of a fairytale.

 
 
Thu, 04/01/2010 - 8:11pm
Daniel23 Says:

Jim Gaffigan kind of talks about this.

 
 
Thu, 04/01/2010 - 11:45pm

The Burning Bush was was the name of the Whore house he frequented . read about it in testees 4:20

 
 
Fri, 04/02/2010 - 1:53am

i posted almost this exact same highdea recently and i had never read yours before until now. im sorry. im upvoting yours in return.

 
 
Fri, 04/02/2010 - 2:47am
chinogrey Says:

Weed makes you hallucinate if you got that stanky

 
 
Sat, 04/03/2010 - 9:35pm
forealdo Says:

i got really high one time and hallucinated a couple times. plus no one said he had to hallucinate to have this idea

 
 
Tue, 05/11/2010 - 3:47pm

...what puzzles me more is that the bible says they walked for 40 years in the desert.... why the hell would they be walking for 40 years? i mean, to were or what? that bush must have been DAAAANK!!!

 
 
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 12:36pm
screech420 Says:

Dude, I thought about that so much. I even argued with this lady at my church when weed was brought up and used that as proof Biblical people smoked. But I read they had hella psychedelic shrooms and shit. so yeah... :-\

 
 
Tue, 01/29/2013 - 1:30am

Got baked off a cookie and saw an alien buddah once. I'm sure if I lit an entire bush on fire I'd tell stories about turning a river into blood too