Jesus's return
If Jesus actually does return, there is no way that anyone would believe it. Have you ever been to Venice beach? There are half a dozen folks there that claim to be Jesus... or Satan, or Napoleon Bonaparte. Even Christians would laugh him off as a crazy person.
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He would have to walk on water or something for people to really believe. But if he does come back, I know that im gonna ask him to turn all the shit I don't need into the best weed ever. How sick would it be to smoke weed that Jesus himself created?! I bet it would get you soooooooooo blown.
this was actually a family guy episode lol it was funny
Isnt that FUCKING IRONIC
Yeah, people descend from the sky during apocalypses all the time.
You totally won't be able to tell, man.
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funny part is, if the real jesus would become famous we'd probably kill him somehow, as he's going to be labelled a terrorist and/or an enemy of the state, because of his radical ideas.
he would have to shit fire and piss rainbows before people would believe him. even then theres always special effects
lol read "resurrection blues" or rent it, by arthur miller... its pretty much a play about that question