Ok, work with me here. What if the Greeks where right in their polytheistic ways and that Jesus was the god of partying? The Romans just chose to worship one god because they're Roman and wanted to be all hip and different so they would obviously pick the best one, the God of Partying J Chrizzle. Think about it, to paraphrase, the fisherman came to Jesus and basically said "Yo! JC! We got a problem bro, we need you to hook us up!" and Jesus being the helpful guy he is say's "Whatchu need?" and they said "We got mad heads coming to this party, but barely any food, just a few loaves of bread and some fish, what are we going to do?" and Jesus was like "Hold up, I got you guy" and boom! There was food for everyone and everyone had a good time. Another good example would be at the wedding, so JC rolls up to the reception and they're like "Yo! J Chrizzle! the jug just got kicked man, hook us up!" and the good man JC is was like "yall mothafuckas are getting drunk tonight! Check it!" and there was wine for everyone and everyone got drunk. And that is why Jesus is God of partying.

*PS* - Not sure how many really religious people go on here, haha, but sorry if I offended you, it wasn't meant to make fun of anything anyone believes in, what you believe in, or don't believe in is your choice.