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In MY heaven...

So, my best friend and I have discussed heaven... She seems to think there might not be weed in heaven. I say that's crazy!!! If it's heaven, weed would be there because god knows what's up... Shit, in my heaven, everything is MADE of weed!!! So if your heavens don't have weed, you can come to my heaven.

Submitted by: JerixRules 20 weeks 4 days ago – Made popular 19 weeks 3 days ago
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I don't THINK there may not be weed in heaven. I just said what IF there isnt. Then all the non weed smoking people are going to feel super dumb for not ever trying it. Thats all.

if your in heaven, you wouldnt need weed. you would feel bliss for all eternity.

Wait... what?

-I don't make plans; I make possibilities.-

That actually makes sense. you would just have like nirvana or something so you wouldnt even want weed, you wouldnt want anything

yeeah all of us stoners are always like 'getting high is bliss' but its actaully not that great compared to what you possibly can feel, thats one of the things that brings us down. Get stuck inside a THC pyramid where nirvana seems to come every toke

In heaven you don't even need weed, you're always high.

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betcha you didnt know there is a song about that. about a guy not being allowed into heaven so he makes his own were you skate and jesus lights your bong

heaven is a constant high its like being on twelve hits of acid stoned outa your mind on the fatest line of yay and a shit ton of opiates. this is heaven men and women