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God? Is that you?

First thing I'm asking God for when/if I hit heaven... A videotape of all the stupid shit I did blacked out drunk. Stumbling around for hours trying to find your house... finally figure out how that giant dent got in the front of my car... Would be very interesting to see

Submitted by: Smartstoner328 21 weeks 1 day ago – Made popular 20 weeks 2 days ago
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haha ya it would be interesting to watch me suck random girls titties for hours on end

no, u'll find out how much of your friend's weed u ended up smoking after he passed out. or "when did i roll this fat-ass blunt"

haha shit is funny

haha, that would be pretty hilarious,

hahahahahha i honestly dont know if i would want to watch myself do that shit

oh man,, if that could happen it would probably be a mind blowing experience of answers to a lot of shit! cause it sucks when u have to go by what other people say, u never really know exactly what went down... haha

hilarity would ensue.

I'd ask god why he thought I'd make a good human and why did he stick me with a world full of stoners and drunks where the almighty dollar $$$ is the true and only god

cuz weed and booze will give us a different perception of reality to cope with the hell we already live in. the doller issue is just the cause of sober people looking out for thier own intrests so they can shape their reality without drugs using money to buy their happiness. i'll stick with the weed and the booze.