Does anyone else think its funny that there was a Christian Fiction table in Barnes & Noble, and The Bible wasn't on it... or am I just an asshole?

Made popular on: 
Mon, 11/23/2009 - 12:45pm


Mon, 11/23/2009 - 2:53am
Mon, 11/23/2009 - 1:47pm
Mon, 11/23/2009 - 1:58pm

Christianity is fiction anyway, so it's really just... a fiction section. Good post.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 2:02pm
LoveMyDope Says:
Mon, 11/23/2009 - 2:21pm

you're just an asshole.
this is a website for people who smoke weed, not buzzkills like you, chill the fuck out and stop making fun of peoples beliefs, man.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 9:28pm

I'm not making fun of peoples beliefs at all. I'm not sure where you got that from. It's just that a lot of stories from the Bible are obviously fictitious.
P.S. I was high when I made this observation so I thought I'd share it with you guys.

Mon, 11/30/2009 - 6:11pm
johnloper Says:
Sun, 11/29/2009 - 6:32am

WHOA! its okay dude god doesn't exist!

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 2:34pm
PizzaFTW Says:

ya man I definitely agree with Rawrtemptress. this post is a serous buzz kill.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 2:36pm

Hahahaha, I would have been right there pointing that shit out too, I'm tired of seeing xianity dominate these places, it's like everywhere I go christianity is being shoved down my throat. You don't see satanists making fuckin fiction tables at bookstores!!! haha, I've seriously had enough!

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 9:19pm

hahahaha thanks dude, that was really awesome to read. I just thought it was ballsy on their part.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 2:59pm
Skunknugz (not verified) Says:

THAT IS FUNNY! i love making fun of peoples beliefs btw...

maybe a buzzkill for you but i dont give a fuck; that kind of shit is funny to me !!

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 3:03pm

Rawtemptress and PizzaFTW are the buzzkills, it's just a funny joke. You're the ones making it all depressing. It's funny, even if you are a christian. The only difference is if you are a christian i pity your ignorance. HAHAHA YAY FOR FAKE JESUS!

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 3:12pm
PizzaFTW Says:

hey man, not all Christians are ignorant. i know a lot of them that are really chill, open minded people. Don't be a sheep and follow the popular belief that every Christian is a belligerent asshole. :)

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 3:47pm
KCheezy Says:

No offense but I kinda think the fact that people are Christians makes them ignorant.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 5:58pm
PizzaFTW Says:

if you say that.. then you might as well say, if anyone has any kind of belief-they too, are ignorant.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 7:11pm

It's more about what I just posted which is that it's someone with a belief that they are willing to accept without proof/in spite of physical reality.

I'm not bagging on it, cheers to you if you want to believe in it and it makes your life better.

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:28am

Okay, if you insist. Anyone with any kind of belief is ignorant. Everything is explainable, come on people. HAHAHA :P Pizza, i like you bro, you make me laugh. Wanna hit this shit?

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 3:02am
KCheezy Says:

Haha thanks man. I didn't want to say it, but somebody had to. Religion was made by a bunch of crazy high fuckers anyway. Look at the hindu gods. They have a god that smokes weed all the time!

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 3:11am
PizzaFTW Says:

well would i!?!!?!!?!
i am going to take you up on this offer and toke up ;)
do you by any chance live in or around Texas?

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 3:45pm

Sorry but I've tried having Christian friends and whether or not they were chill and non pushy about their religion, in the end I only found out they were ignorant in other ways which got on my nerves.

It takes a special kind of person to be religious and that mindset is one many stoners can't get along with in the long run.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 4:17pm
milehigh Says:

dont group all christians as ignorant, that only makes you ignorant. maybe those people were. i was raised christian and still consider it a part of my life. but i also get high a lot and know plenty of people like myself.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 7:07pm

I'm only grouping christians together with christians, and commenting on a correlation I've seen there.

Mostly just that in order for you to believe in christianity you have to be the kind of person that is willing to accept things without questioning it (which I don't think you can argue) which is the kind of person Stoners usually don't get along with.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 4:34pm
jarad211 Says:
Mon, 11/23/2009 - 9:21pm
Mon, 11/23/2009 - 6:07pm

I'm smoking right now and i'm a christian and firm in my beliefs......but i hate those people who try to force God on you as well, usually hypocrites anyways, but no more judging people on if they are chill or not, for or not smoking.....just light up a blunt or bowl and pass it round' if they don't wanna join they're the ignorant ones

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 6:09pm
Tupacabra Says:

this is funny, dude... I mean can't a guy make a joke when he's stoned? I think ppl just need to smoke another bowl and CHILL. lmao

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 6:39pm

funny in my honest opinion

"Did you make Mankind after we made you?"

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 2:29am
Mon, 11/23/2009 - 6:46pm
smkdnk Says:

"It takes a special kind of person to be religious and that mindset is one many stoners can't get along with in the long run."
so true, a stoner has an enlightened view of reality, where as the religious mind has a skewed view of reality

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 7:08pm

A bit harsh and condescending (but haha I agree)

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 1:39am
Wed, 11/25/2009 - 2:24pm
Tue, 11/24/2009 - 2:10am
5head Says:

It seems there's a lot of people who are pissed off about this post. Don't rag on this person for criticizing your beliefs because it sounds like you're doing the exact same thing. And obviously you can't handle a funny observation/joke. Now let me direct you to a site that I think would better fit your senses of humor...

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 3:27am
Sat, 11/28/2009 - 5:37pm
kelso420 Says:

for real, imma christian and i still thought it was funny lol

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 3:42am
DocSicnarf Says:

I went to a christian school, and as a kid they taught us that dinosaurs don't exist. they are all elephant bones shaped into different animals. What the fuck kind of shit is that.

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 7:46am
J0HNZ1LL4 Says:

What the fuck? What is childhood without the joy of prehistoric beasts? That's just too far man... But those would be some crazy ass elephants

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 9:50am
Tue, 11/24/2009 - 11:16pm
megahann12 Says:

harrrrr funny JOKE..


"joke" being the operative word

less bible bashing please, jesus christ what is it about dope that causes people to go into d&ms about religion, there are a lot of other things to talk abooouttttt...but we'll never stop i suppose, human nature :P

Wed, 11/25/2009 - 12:56am

It's not much of a joke, more of a humorous stoner observation

Wed, 11/25/2009 - 3:30am
megahann12 Says:

hmmmm good point
well funny observation then haha

Wed, 11/25/2009 - 2:17pm

Did you just use the lords name in vain?

Wed, 11/25/2009 - 1:57am
kiknbak (not verified) Says:

Also christians are not allowed to masterbate. Now thats bullshit if you ask me. Oh and the christians are the ones that started this fight. They claimed it was a buzzkill and tried to ex-communicate the poster........... pshh, like always

Wed, 11/25/2009 - 4:22am

hahaha I REALLY don't even know what they're mad about.

Sat, 11/28/2009 - 5:40pm
kelso420 Says:

that is just not true man, ill jack it twice a day if want and im a christian lol

Wed, 11/25/2009 - 12:32pm
LeanGreen Says:

To all of you that apprently think this is funny...

dont worry i understand that its ALOT more conveniant to think christianity is fake, i mean who the fuck wants to dedicate 1 SINGLE hour to GOD to give him thanks for life!

Kepp watching Bill Maher and TV where the new fad is removing God from EVERYTHING. It just proves that the Bible IS TRUE. If there was a modern day Jesus we would treat him like savages and not believe a single word he says.

You guys truly amaze me.

Wed, 11/25/2009 - 6:21pm

No, it's a lot more convenient to live your life thinking there is someone who created you so you don't have to think of the meaning of your own life and the weight of your actions.

It's a lot more convenient to be moral because of a notion of heaven and hell.

It's a lot more convenient to ignore the fact that religion in general is an antiquated practice used to keep people in line so they could be managed easier.

The hard part is finding everything out for yourself instead of believing what other people have spoon fed to you and never questioning it. Being a christian is the easy way out.

Wed, 11/25/2009 - 7:50pm

My favorite parts are the whole 3rd line and when you used 'a lot' instead of 'ALOT'.

He's right though, if removing god from everything has shown us anything it's that the Bible is true...

Wed, 11/25/2009 - 12:42pm

I thought that about two months ago!! I felt bad a bit, but then decided that it was too redundant to let it get me down... haha christian fiction...