117

God and imaginary friends...

Anyone else notice its acceptable as a little kid to have imaginary friends, but when you grow older its looked as weird and is a taboo unless your imaginary friend is named God, in which case its ok.

113

Plants vs Invisible people...

If I were to go to a town square, cover myself in gasoline, and burn myself in protest of the drug war I would be labeled a crazy person driven mad by the illegal narcotics I abused. However if I did the same thing in the name of religion I would be a martyr and hero...

And I'm the one who's high.

101

Stonerism = Atheism?

Is it just me or do stoners seem to have a way higher rate of atheism or general disbelief in religion? Does the weed make us see the truth? Has weed itself become our religion?

67

The True Religon

If pot smoking isnt already a religion we definetly neeed to make it one. fellow potsmokers join together and lets make a smokers heaven.

129

Fish or Religion?

if you give a man a fish you feed him for a day. if you give a man a religion, he'll starve to death praying for a fish.

50

god is energy

weed brainblast

god is just the energy that created the big bang. this is the very same energy that causes stars to shine/fuse elements, planets to have motion, life to exist, and everything in existence to exist. is there a religion that believes this? cause this is, in my opinion, the most logical theory of god.

72

what would jesus really do

if jesus was on the earth today, do you think he'd wear a bracelet saying W.W.I.D.,(what would i do)?

90

Religion is a Paradox

Religion is meant to bring people together at the same time it pushes people apart

111

when i'm rich as fuck

i am replacing my floors in my home with glass and putting a hammerhead shark tank below my feet at all times.

91

Jesus Playlist

I like to put my Ipod on shuffle cause it's like Jesus is picking my theme music

122

So if the Devil tries to trick us at every turn...

... what if the Bible is the biggest trick of all?

166

Today I Smoked Up In Memory Of My Dad

Who died 11 years ago today.

I got your message. I love you too.

85

religion solved

religion is totally a massive global game of cultural telephone. there was one original religion story, and then cultures around the world morphed it into most of the major religions we see today.

so we should all stop killing eachother over it.

97

The Religion/Philosophy of some ancient smokers

I'm in a Hindu Theologoy class this semester and it is fascinating. I learned that the Hindu scriptures were written by people who drank Soma (which back then was a type of drink that had psychedelic mushrooms and hash brewed in it). I don't happen to be a Hindu at all, but I think that think it's pretty sick that they created this entire philosophy/religion when they were stoned and tripping. Basically the Hindu Religion is one HUGE HighDEA. They get my respect!

106

Seth Rogan, Adam Sandler

You know. Jews are really funny. Do you think Jesus was funny?

113

Hallelujah

I smoked before class, class got cancelled. It's a fuckin weed miracle, simple as that.

57

Ash Wednesday

Seeing that it's Ash Wednesday and my friend didn't go to mass, we are going to anoint him with the ash from the herb we are gonna smoke...

51

who got high first?

imagine the first person who ever smoked weed. When and where was he. like a cave man or some dude during the french revolution.
the great things he has done for mankind. MAn i would love to take a time machine and meet him.
What if it was like jesus or muhammad or buddah or somethiing and invented a religion because he was so high and told what people stuff when he was high like an angel told him he was a messenger of god or saw one of those huge hindu gods with 8 arms. totally explains jesus's long hair and goatee. now we know who makes the best highdeas, religious icons.

50

6x9=42...ok.

That is my religion. If you understand where I'm coming from, well, where have you been al my life?

86

I've got no beef...

with religious people. But, please just stop telling me that science is wrong because of a book that you choose to believe. I personally believe the earth is 4.5 billion years old and that evolution happened. i don't tell you your wrong. so please just stop it. (if you are religious and don't do that thing i hate, then i have much respect for you)

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cannibus etiquette

CANNABIS ETIQUETTE

AKA Smoking Etiquette, Weed Smokers' Etiquette, Pot Smokers' Etiquette, Marijuana Etiquette, etc etc. Compiled and edited from the various incarnations of this document floating around the Web.

1. The person who rolls the joint, no matter whose weed it is, gets to spark up the joint and get first hits.

2. If someone rolls a nice joint, it's good to give the person a complement on his rolling skills.

3. Never bogart. (What does "bogart" mean? Well, if you've ever seen Humphrey Bogart in a movie, he always has a cig going, but he hardly ever takes a hit.... read more »

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Ash Wednesday

For all of you Catholics out there, yesterday was Ash Wednesday. In honor of this religious holiday, i hope you all cashed a bowl on your forehead. haha

65

Grand Canyon

i bet the grand canyon is just a huge ass fuckin bowl
and when theres no one there god just packs a fat ass bowl and smokes it out of some volcano

150

Theres No Words That Can Describe This Moment...

So I go outside to have a smoke(some hempstar), I walk down the street and stared to smoke. After a couple hits I thought of a great idea. To Blaze a joint tomorrow in memory of my dad. He died 11 years ago tomorrow(which is actually the same day my mom and dad got married). So im walking back to the apartment thinking about my dad, smoking the joint, finishing it in the middle of crossing the street, when i saw something red in the sky floating down.... read more »

146

Panda's right?

They are the least racist thing in the world because the are black, white and asian.

91

Christianity and Grass

And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth

Genesis 1:29

Am I Wrong, Dude?

86

Why being high is better than sobriety

1. Smoking is cool
2. Being high is fun.
3. Sober people are ass holes
4. It's awesome
5. Either you're really smart, or you have an excuse to be a dumbass
6. it makes tosh.0 funnier
7. 20 dollars worth of weed will keep you entertained longer than 20dollars in an arcade
8. All of the groceries in your house that never get eaten, finally get eaten
9. It's so awesome
10. If I didnt smoke weed, I would never have noticed the mushroom shaped spot on my dog

116

Bee-had!!!!

I think that because a bee dies after stinging someone, they essentially are suicide stinging you, like a jihad, but because of honey instead of religion.

73

What if ...

Human beings were not the most advanced living creature in the world. What if more advanced beings civilized us by creating religion, government, ect. Wouldnt that be crazy.

68

The Afterhigh

I was just thinking about all the money that I've spent on weed. It's fucking ridiculous, but I would obviously never quit, so I thought of it on the bright side, but couldn't find anything good about how much I've spent on it, until about 20 minutes later I was thinking about the afterlife, and how if we have a life after death, why doesn't weed?... read more »