190

Hahahahahahahaha

We had a Black President before we had a Ginger one, hahahaha

163

heads up 7 up

was the game we used to play in elementary school whenever our teacher had a hangover

156

mom n pop shops are the best.

i was going to this small handmade clothes shop, and as i walked up to the door i noticed a little post-it on the door saying " shop will be closed from 4:15 till 4:25." so i walked behind the store and they where sparkin up a blunt.
WIN.

137

smoke signals

sometimes i smoke in my room and blow the smoke out the window. One morning before school i was doing this, and i looked out my window. My neighbor on the other side of the street was doing the same thing...

120

Working at a supermarket

im only 16 but i am a bagger at shoprite, and let me tell you going to work ripped is amazing. Bagging groceries when your high is like a real life game of tetris, getting everything to fit, and the best part is your getting paid.

116

greatest school project ever,

My english teacher gave us this assignment, and it was to go in a area where there's no houses or noise pollution, and to document what we saw, heard, and all around the feel of being isolated. I got a 15 out of 10 because I was so high, I wrote down every single thing you could possibly imagine. That paper was top to bottom with words.

116

I think that even without being legalized and taxed

Pot still stimulates the economy in a minor way. I hit the 7-11 across the street when I'm high and buy WAY more food than I should be eating and way more than I would be if I weren't high and just wanted a snack.

115

Weed Island

It would be cool if some rich person bought or just found(if not rich) an unclaimed tropical island, then he'd clear all the plants from the island( except palm trees cause those are chill) and replaced them with all sorts of different strains and let that shit get overrun with all sorts of crazy natural made hybrids. Then because this tropical island is in the middle of the ocean it would be unestablished and unregulated so it wouldn't get busted. Then. The owner of the island would open a taco bell operated by midgets and a little mini harbor to ship the crazy gnar bud all over the world.... read more »

105

i'll help the gov't on this...

If they ever want to attempt to prove you can OD on cannabis, i dibs being first test subject. =]

101

What a community!

One of the best things about being a stoner is that it incorporates you into this vast community of people who know how to have a good time.

We are united by a symbol. The Cannabis leaf. The implications of that symbol are mind boggling, aren't they?
The cannabis leaf transcends all political, social, racial, gender, and geographical boundaries.

No matter who you are, we're all stoners, and it's ridiculous how much we all end up having in common. It shows us that the world could be an exponentially friendlier place if everyone just realized how much every human being has in common.... read more »

75

the government is so wack

Ok so obviously everybody on this site is completely for the leagalization of weed. The fuckin government is worried about keeping theirs jobs. DEA, COPS, ETC. So they legalize alchol any let numerous people die from it every year but wont legalize weed that no on dies from EVER! Unless a cop/dea officer shoots them in a drug bust. No wonder america is such a shit hole

75

if you smoke on a toilet

it you smoke on a toilet your high on pot.
im really high rite now

64

America is too in your face

and stupid. everytime i see a license plate for massachusettes ("spirit of america") i just want someone to know that the 'spirit of america' is bs and that it's just a greedy demonic, truth suppressing nation--a powerful CORPORATION, a lame CORPONATION! lmao

44

Come on Australia

Like half your country is uninhabited, and the climate is perfect. There should be plenty of places to grow some green. So why the fuck have I had two hundred dollars burning a hole in my pocket the last four days and haven't been able to find a scrap of weed?

42

strange epiphany

is it just me or do fat people look older than skinny people their age?

18

Keep California MEDICAL

Medical marijuana is widely accepted all across California. If you're over 18 years old, and you have a legitimate condition which can be treated by marijuana... you can easily get a medical marijuana card. Marijuana is such an amazing plant and medicine that it can help treat so many problems. If marijuana was legalized in California, tax revenues placed by the government would increase the price of the medicine. The quality also would go down, as it would be sold at a set price and the government wouldn't want people "smoking top-shelf medication".... read more »