If You Mixed...
butter and "I cant believe its not butter" do you get "I can sort of believe that some of this isnt butter"?
What the fuck am i thinking
i smoke cigarettes n honestly i dont even know why. I guess i started threw peer pressure n i sold em at school in like the 4th grade lol. I just smoked a fat bowl n usually i smoke a cig after a blaze sesh but not this time. I just broke all my cigarettes n im taking a stand. This will be hard but i will never smoke a cigaette again.
Screw guard dogs!
I want a guard monkey! and ill call him Furious George. I think that would be fucking awesome personally.
I Always Feel Like Oprah
Whenever I get on this site. Giving out free upvotes to everyone. "You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! Everybody gets free upvotes! Look under your chairs. It's a free upvote!"
so last night....
Last night, I was trying to roll up a joint, which I'll admit, I'm not very good at. As I'm trying to get this thing rolled, my dad walks up behind me, and says "What the fuck are you doing?" and I said "Trying to roll a joint, what does it look like?" He said "looks like a retard trying to fuck a doorknob, gimme that." He came back about 30 seconds later with the most perfectly rolled joint I've ever seen. He said it was the first joint he's rolled since 1988. That joint got me high as hell, I love my dad.
voice in your head?
You can't really "hear" yourself talking in your head, but you can still listen to it.... straight trippin
Pot Boobies
Tonight I picked up a sac and hid it in my bra. When I was changing for bed I realized I had forgotten it there. Now my tits smell like dank weed. Yay! Pot Boobies!
speed of light
If you were traveling in a car at the speed of light what would happen if you turned the headlights on
dumbest brand name ever.
but for some reason, Trojan has long been the number one selling condom. am i the only one who learned the story of the Trojan Horse? what happened? that's right, it broke open in the middle of the night and all the soldiers came out; exactly what you DON'T want happening with a condom. don't trust trojan. they're telling you with their name that they're gonna break.
It's Only Logical
The other day my friend said, "Bob Marley must be rolling in his grave" to which I responded, "Well what else would he be doing?".
floor level bed
how sweet would it be to install your mattress into the floor so your bed was at or even below ground level.
Skipping Highdeas
Does anyone else ever skip Highdeas because they're so long and you're just too high to deal with reading a long one?
Fuck Snowdays!!!
i mean there good and all but how come we only get outta school when it's shitty?
When do we get a sunshine day? That's what i want.
Texting
Highdeas needs a way to post highdeas through text messages like updating your status on facebook. Because that's so much easier than getting on the computer.. logging on this..(if you don't forget your password).. typing your highdea(if you also don't forget that by then) and submitting.
Seriously.
you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink
but if you're tripping hard enough the horse will probably have something interesting to talk about while you wait for it to drink.
Skunks and weed
Whenever i smell a skunk the fist thing i think is damn someone just sparked a blunt. I dont really mind the smell of skunks anymore.
cold chills
i fucking hate that shit. you get a cold chill , and you do that little shoulder-shake type thing...no way to look cool after that...
I get high...
I hate thoes people who look down on me and are all like "I don't need drugs, I get high on life!" I do too I just get high on life while blazed outta my mind. I mean I use to be like that, when I was like 12, but now I say live and let live. Smoke or don't. Just don't try to fuck up my high because your to scared to try it.
Rainbow Bubble Forest
sounds like such a pussy place, but you know you would visit that shit high all the time
You "took" weed?
A 14 year old kid I teach guitar to asked me this after I mentioned ripping my bong on a hot summer's eve, and I've never been more riled up. I hate it when clowns say "Doing weed" and shit, it's not like I melted that shit down in a spoon and injected it into my cock.
Should I? Really...Should I?????
Should I sign up to donate blood plasma for 60 bucks a week? I fucking hate needles but I LOVE BUD. god knows im broke as fuck at college
gill face
1. it just took me like, a solid five minutes to fucking find the 'submit idea' button. 2. i wish i had gills for breathing under water. 3. it would really come in handy if i fall asleep in the shower again. 4. i want a moat around my house, and i would swim in it with said gills.
my mom found my piece
but she gave it back to me and told me that i can smoke weed, as long as it's not in her house.
wow. my mom is cooler than i thought.
great weed
I love the kind of weed where when u come off ur high and ur not tired. And u feel really good and hap
py.
this does not make sense.
I struggle more with opening cigarette packs and cereal boxes than I do with opening child-proofed pill bottles.
ever notice how..
a question mark is just an exclamation mark thats all bent outta shape, so once the question is answered, it gets excited ? --> !
shitty parents
Having parents who punish you for doing little shit like taking a shot of vodka with your brother celebrating the birth of his child i dont know what they would do if they found out i have 3 ounces of weed hidden in the back of my guitar amp
