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You do drugs = you die

People always tell me that because I do drugs I'm gonna die, well statistics show that 100% of people that don't do drugs die.

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I think...

That the shampoo Head & Shoulders should make a body wash called Knees & Toes

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Anybody else?

anybody else enjoy taking a dump completely naked?

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Stoner Livestong bracelets

Instead of "LiveStrong" and have it be yellow, we should create a green one that says "LetsBong".

Support!

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documentation

ok so over the weekend my girlfriend made me quit smoking, but my roommates are total stoners. so since we've been dating for 5 years and i havent been smoking for nearly as long i didn't smoke with my roommates this week. but since i still wanted to have fun in their company i decided to document everything they did until someone went to sleep. so i started documenting at 2:24am and didn't finnish until 4:33am with nonstop writing, something is written down for almost every minute.... read more »

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blunts 101

so i am a girl stoner who has smoked out of anything and everything. however, when it comes to joints and blunts, i always have my guy friends to roll them up. so i decided it was finally time for me to learn the real technique of rolling. so i called up my friend who is a very good roller and asked for a lesson. he told me that blunts 101 class with begin at 4:20 sharp and to bring a sack and a swisher. i watched as he showed me the technique and i helped him at times. tomorrow i have blunts 102 which is the lab. i have to roll it all on my own. and the final exam is to smoke it :)

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(:springs coming

its almost here, i cant wait to smoke a bowl outside in comfort

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To All You Older Smokers.

you cant tell me im too young to smoke. there's no age limit on dying, so why should there be an age limit on living?

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turn it down, would ya?

why do people scream and yell? it just ruins my high. humans shouldnt even be able to make a sound that loud. shut up and go away

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Passing a bowl that's cashed

everyone's done it.. you just pass it to who ever's next when you know damn well ther prolly gonna inhale a mouth full of ash... why don't we warn them...? because we're toooooo high.

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idk about you guys but this is how my week goes:

maryjane monday
tokin' tuesday
weed wednesday
the purps thursday
fatty friday
sticky icky saturday
stoner sunday

lifess good.

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Above The Influence

is what we should be after we smoke. Were not low. so were not under the influence. Were High so were above the inflence.
am I wrong?

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The Choking Game...

is the stupidest thing ever. Kids try to get a "high" by choking themselves to momentarily stop blood flow to the brain resulting in a "europhic feeling". This is why weed needs to be legalized. Kids, just buy some dank and get ripped as fuck.

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Attention MTV!

"True Life: I'm a stoner."

I'd watch it. I'd get stoney bologna beforehand, of course. I think it would quite interesting.

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Why everyone likes stoner chicks

Looking over the site, it is extremely obvious that stoner dudes like stoner chicks. Why though?

I realized that in any male dominated recreational activity, any females who partake in that activity are seen as super attractive. Examples - female smokers, female gamers, female guitar players.

I think a lot of the appeal is that you realize that you and this girl are on the same basic wavelength, and that it's easy to imagine this girl being super awesome.

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upvoting

i love coming on here when im blitzed and upvoting the shit out of anything i see, when i see the little number go up by one i feel like im contributing to my community in a frickin awesome way, so i get all happy and go get some taco bell

way to be highDEAS

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naps kinda suck?

does anyone ever take a nap in the middle of a nice day and just feel like shit? like you missed everything and you dont know what anyone in the world is doing?

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There's nothing better than

Masturbating while high ... two best feelings ... it's sensational

'Nuff said

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when i am wealthy,

i am going to have a room in my house that you have to climb a ladder to get to. when you get up there, the entire floor is going to be one big temper pedic mattress, even the trap door from the ladder will have a mattress over it. then the room will be all glass, but it will be the glass thats in those transition lenses so it doesnt get too hot in the sun, and it will be my weed enjoyment room :) concealed speakers for music and a fridge and pantry for munchies and drinks built into a non glass wall or something. you all are welcome to come!

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Literally a Bedroom

Ok, you make a room where the entire floor is a bed. But not just a bed, the entire floor is made of tempur pedic. that way you can crash anywhere comfortably with your bong, but you don't have to worry about it tipping over and spilling, just like the wine glass in the commercial.

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the morning after....

....i drink, i feel like the world has turned against me. the morning after i smoke, i feel like the world is just waiting to say hi to me. and i smoke again :)

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I love it!

Don't you love it when everything works out so perfectly when you're high. I fucking love it.

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When I'm really ripped

My favorite thing to do is talk to animals, see how their day's going, what they did earlier, how their meal was, If their happy and most animals aren't happy cus I've talked to over 100 pets, Fish are the hardest to understand but usually they break out of there shell and stop being shy, the weirdest animal I've talked to is a horse, cus their so fucking huge and scary, I feel a lot of pain in horses' eyes, I'm gonna smoke this blunt for all the sad animals in the world

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WEED = EMERGENCY ROOM = WTF??

Last night I get baked out of my mind. One thing leads to another and before you know it I have the world's biggest most delicious burrito right in front of me. I remember telling myself.....it can't be healthy to eat this entire burrito in one sitting. Fuck it, I eat the entire thing. Then I start feeling bad pains in my stomach and sides. The pain got worse and worse to the point where I had to go to the ER. I am screaming my head off in the room. Doctor comes to my bed and I say.. Doc, am I going to be the first to die of weed. He said "No, kidney stones dumbass"!

I lived.

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A salute to the true stoners out there.

The last two months i have been smoking very often, and for the first time all by myself. And i have to say that the ppl who are out there toking every night, i get it. I don't know if this is a life for me but i can see how it can be appealing. If your alone out there but for some reason you want to toke, so what go ahead the state is awesome, music and t.v. so intense...food simply amazing, and you can really just zone in and think. So just had to say, to you guys who truly get stoned =] heres to yeah!

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High People Everywere

Ever walk around a store high thinkin everyone is lookin at u, thinking like "They are fuckin' stoned!"..?? But then when ur out at a store (sober) you never think that about anyone...???

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Different Highs at Different Times

Morning smoke: nice, chill, laid back

Afternoon smoke: silly, out of control, wild

Nightime smoke: weird, awkward, what??? uhhh....wait. is that weird to you? i think whats going on is not real.

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Forgetting When High

Its funny when your stoned n forget wat your talking about and ask everyone and they say they forgot too haha we've all done it

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My older bro...

ohkay so 3 months ago i started smoking, and the only ppl who kno are my friends that i smoke with so i finally decided to tell my cooler older bro that i smoked. rite after i did, he brought me to his room, pulled out his fav. bowl and his bong and we smoked, after we smoked he gave me a pat on the back and we had a crazy ass day playing ball and seeing a movie. i feel like ive been accepted within the stoner community! smoke on bro...!

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Teamwork...

...true teamwork is when your passager take the wheel while your driving so you can roll a joint!