two guys to dress up as secret service agents come into my class room grab me and tell me sir president Obama needs you we don't have time to explain
you know what else kills brain cells
microwaves
and drinking too much water
and cleaning supplies
so sit down
The Marijuana is in the lungs i reapeat the marijuana is in the lungs
Ten of your friends behind you. Each of them says, in a random order, a random word. Chances are, you would recognize which friend is saying which word. Think about that. The only thing touching you is the sound waves. You have unknowingly memorized thousands of peoples voices in your life simply by comparing the detailed wave of sound that hits your ear. We under appreciate how important and fucking awesome that evolutionary ability is.
Is not unprofessional.
What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience.
there was another dimension or another planet where people's belly button's screamed when they put shirts on because they were afraid of the dark? I'm high as fuck
Something subtle that basically says "I smoke weed, do you smoke weed too?"
You could do it across the room to a cute girl or guy you've had your eye on, and if they flashed the signal, you would know they smoke too. This should really exist. Any ideas?
just found a huge fuckin box of em.. well looks like i won't be leaving my room for the next 12 hours
but seriously, underwear pockets would be soo sick
You hear people say that you cannot put a price tag on happiness... I thought it came at 20 a gram?
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