The Impossible has happened to me..
H-O-L-Y...S-H-I-T
OK. so this is to retarded to have just happened. Here i am high as shit only half way into a very nice bowl of purp in my favorite smoking spot listening to my car stereo, and a cop rolls up behind me and puts the spot light on me. Instinctively i hide my pipe and grinder with ungodly speed in my center console and light up a cigarette. the cop is taking his time so i just sit there contimplating on what im gonna say.
So, he comes up and says "Hey there, got some ID?" to which i reply "yep sure do, one second. Do you want me to put out my cigarette?... read more »
Stonergy: it's like the Force
Stonergy is the energy shared between two stoners solely due to the fact that they have both smoked weed. This invisible bond allows for the almost instant recognition of other stoners and is why two people often become friends after they blaze with each other. It also allows for an uncanny comprehension of life and art that leads to stoners often sharing similar tastes in music and movies.
This website
When I'm not stoned and I'm on this site, my desire to get high dramatically increases.
Oh hey dad...
okay so way back when I first started blazing i used to have fun seeing how far i could run to in my house and back to my room with a giant hit held in. I was getting pretty good (and pretty baked) so i decided to see if I could make it through my parents huge walk in closet. I'm jogging through when i round the corner, and theres my dad. I am so surprised that I blow my entire hit onto his face. It was a big hit, took about 7 seconds to get it all out. We stared at each other blankly, and I just turned and left without a word.
High in Public
Do you ever get really high and then go somewhere with a ton of people and think to yourself "everybody here knows I am high." like when one person makes eye contact with you you think "shit they know......."
Highest Point on Earth?
I want to climb Mt. Everest. Then totally get a boner then lay on my back. Think about it, your dick would be the highest point on earth. I don't think anyone has ever done this but one day my penis will be highest thing in the world.
P.S. Should I get baked for this one?
its upside down upside down
umop apisdn
hahahaha sweet
if u can get ur mind to understand this its goin to blow up so dont bother
Captain Planet
I have a bubbler named Captain Planet. Its blue and the bowl part kinda looks like captain planets head. Plus you need earth(weed), wind(breath), fire(lighter), water(in the bubbler), and heart to smoke it. Oh yeah and its a fucking hero :)
Smokin with teachers?
Wow...I just smoked a fat blunt with my old english teacher and the best part is shes still wickedd hottttttt..I greaduated a couple years back and i never thought Id have a chance to bang her!..I got her number and she wants to hangout again tonight!! HOLY SHITT
Pot as a motivator
Marijuana gets a pretty bad rap as a de-motivator for a lot of things (school, work, relationships...), but does anyone else use weed as a reward? Oftentimes I'll hold it over my head and be like "I'm not going to smoke until after I run 3 miles" or something like that. Using marijuana as a reward is the best possible positive reinforcement...anyone have similar experiences??
making beds
is the most pointless thing ever.!
i mean wtf,your gunna get back in ina few hours so why bother fixing it?!?
anyone agree?
Blind People Dream About?
A person who is blind and has been there whole life, what do they dream about? They don't know what anything looks like so what do they dream about/ see? What is it? It's crazy. Try to imagine it. Vote up if you are puzzled
Highquestions?
We need a section to ask questions in, like "Yahoo! Answer" but for cannabis-related questions
Santa Claus is fucking blasted
For one, he lives as far away from the cops as possible(the North Pole)from which he only comes down once a year. He then forces midgets to dress like evles so they can make toys and shit so he can fly around and trade them in for enough cookies/munchies to last till next christmas. Plus he parks his "car" on your roof and tries to get in through the chimeny. Also, who fuck looks at a sled with 10 raindeer strapped to it and thinks "yup..this'll fly" Santa is blasted he's fucking high as balls, and all i want for Christmas is what he's smoking. This year im leaving out an entire cake.
For all the bad things Marijuana may have done
You have to admit it has helped spread the use of the metric system...
Am I still high?
i realized that whenever i have the debate in my head that goes: "im not high anymore", "wait yeah i am", "no im not","am i?".... that i am. everytime. lmao.
Undercover [Chick] Stoners
I love to dress real nice like in a dress with a bow in my hair
and go to school and be a good girl and look real classy
When before school i hit about two bong loads before walking to school and smokin a blunt on the way
It's always the quiet ones x)
Microwave-equivalent cooling device
Anytime you need to warm some cold soup or anything, you just use the microwave. TA DA, cold becomes hot in seconds to minutes.
What we need is an equivalent cooling device that can chill or freeze an item of food or drink in seconds to minutes. The fridge/freezer can do this in minutes to hours, but sometimes the game is about to start and your beer is still room temperature! Unacceptable...I mean you can put a man on the moon but you can't chill your damned beer in a timely fashion?!... read more »
one persuasive bastard
I was pretty blazed today in class today, and this chick asked me if I was high. I told her I was, and she proceeded to tell me every reason why I shouldn't smoke. Then after she finished, I told her the realness. I told her how weed helps the elderly, the sleep deprived, the cancerous, and the anorexic. I told her how our fore-fathers grew it and smoked it, and how it used to be the main paper source. She sat there with her eyes wide open and said, "wow...i never knew that. I kinda wanna try it now." That same chick is at my house right now hittin the vape. Check me out...... read more »
I know what she was thinking....
Does anybody remember that anti-weed commercial where the girl was sitting in her house stoned, and her dog walks up and says "i wish you wouldn't smoke. you're not yourself when you smoke. I miss my friend." After he left, i bet that the girl was thinking "dude... my dog just talked to me... what the fuck did i smoke?"
Police Sirens in Rap Songs, Trip You Out!
Ever go on a blunt cruise with some friends and put in a rap CD, and then forget that the song samples some police sirens and flip out and think the real police are behind you? I hate that shit.
Stupidity is the apocalypse
I think people should have to carry around a IQ card instead of an ID card. Your IQ number will dictate everything you are allowed to do. For instance, if you have an IQ score of lower than 80 then you aren't allowed to drive. If you have a score lower than 60 then shut up and play with your coloring books.
texting while blazed
So whenever I text people while blazed it seems at one point that they don't text back so I check my phone and realize that there is a unfinished message that I didn't finish and realize why they didn't text back
Happen to anyone else?
Unspoken Symbol for 420 Friendly People
This highdea was concieved after I met a guy who I thought was 420 friendly (see: bob marley fan). So I produced a joint and asked him if he wanted to get high, but instead of getting baked with me he got really offended and wierded out. The whole thing was pretty fucking wierd SO:
We need an unspoken symbol for stoners, maybe a green wristband, or something inconspicuous you could wear in public that other stoners would notice and know you have something in common. It would be great for starting up conversations outside bars and shit or at concerts or even at college and shit.
