Twilight Fans
Seriously dude I dont care if I get downvoted for this but this is getting out of hand i want to say something that has to be said:
Back in my day: Vampires sucked blood, not cock
wtf is wrong with me...
I noticed my glass of ice tea was rippling and I thought "dinosaurs!" before "loud music"
If You Mixed...
butter and "I cant believe its not butter" do you get "I can sort of believe that some of this isnt butter"?
What a pickle
I dropped the lighter down into the bong... good thing I have another lighter.
That other one will just have to sit in there and think about what it did.
dear sober me...
thank you for grabbing that bag of chips earlier today, even though you where not hungry at the time. you knew stoned me would want them later.
thanks for watching out for me.
sincerely, stoned me.
Vaginas
All men come out of them, and we spend the rest of our life trying to get back in them...
woah.
I Always Feel Like Oprah
Whenever I get on this site. Giving out free upvotes to everyone. "You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! Everybody gets free upvotes! Look under your chairs. It's a free upvote!"
Touchscreen Drive-thrus
Talking is such a hassle when your high.
They need to make drivethrus like touchscreen at night, so all the stoned ass kids can get their food without saying a goddamn thing. This would save the workers having to talk n shit, and food would be much more appealing if i can just reach out and touch a GIANT FUCKING PICTURE of what i want. Also as a bonus, a robotic hand would hand me my food and i'd be like "thanks robot" and the robot would be like "no prob braahhhh" and i'd be like "yeeaaaaaaaaa, he knows."
Where are all the Intelligent Stoners at?
Upvote if you're intelligent/have a high IQ and love the sticky icky icky. I know that im not the only one.
The Truth
Last night I was chillin with my 12 year old cousin. He confessed to me that his mom and grandma smoked marijuana. I decided to tell him the truth. "Everyone smokes weed" I said, "All the people in our family smoke weed. Smoking weed is awesome and you will do it some day". He found that cool and then he told me he looked at 'Boobs' on google. I told him that was fine too.
im suspended because...
there was an essembly today about the bad things about weed wich always makes me laugh. but today she calls upon me and says young man why is marijuana bad and i said its not , and she looked at me and said well it lowers brain cells (like theres not enough in there) lowers reflexes (what am i a fucking assasion) and lowers sperm count (like i want them) and i stood up and said have you ever smoked weed and she said no and then i said well then shut the fuck up. thats like being a virgin and saying i dont like sex
fucking having a boyfriend
Life is soooo much better without one. My boyfriend is always mean to me when I'm high and he's high. If you're a chill high boyfriend, vote up so I know they are out there.
Hit Counter
So I (like many others) want to get the highest i have ever been on 4/20. So for every up-vote I will take a hit for each one on 4/20
GET ME HIGH!
100 VOTE UPS AND MY ROOMMATE TAKES HIS FIRST HIT!
i made a deal with my roommate. long story short he was saying people dont use weed websites like they do on facebook or myspace, so i told him hundreds of people use this site all the time, he disagreed. so i bet him that if i could get 100 people to vote up he will take his first hit off weed, thru Fronz Bong Wolfhouzen my bong. and not just normal mids, white rhino dro. he said i have till he gets off work at 10 o clock tonight.
Three Some
I organized a threesome last night...There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time.
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