living my life
up votes for stoners who work, go to school, and do what they gotta do all day err'day. and then come home and smoke a fat bowl.
philosophical stoners
How many people smoke weed for the high, and how many people smoke weed because of the Amazing things you think of when you get high?
Does anyone feel like they get closer to understanding insanely complex things that most people don't generally think or even question?
Vote up if your a philosophical stoner!
:D and comment awesome things you've thought up about that completely blew your mind.
Successful Smokers
So sick of hearing idiots (aka republicans) say that weed is for losers. I share my profile on here with my girlfriend who is an attorney. I have a bachelor’s degree from one of the country's top business universities and about to start law school myself. This post is for my young smokers. Do not believe that weed will stop your dreams. Smoke On!
Vote Up if you're not going to let the haters stop you from chasing your dream and smoking while doing so.
Do you ever
catch your self in a really deep 5 minute thought, snap your self out of it and say .. " Man im really fckin high.."
I Am Stoner
We are Stoner.
We go to work everyday.
We've thought about life more than you can understand.
We've values that you overlook.
We are the ones who hold your hair while your poison ejects itself.
We are the ones who can talk to the cop, since you can't even stand.
We are prosecuted by those who are jealous of our zeal.
We don't need help or your opinion, or that new fancy liver.
We are understanding, compassionate and forgiving. If the laws changed tomorrow, we would not hold spite for all the years or harassment.
We are joyous, happy and outgoing.... read more »
The quiet pee.
Do you ever piss in the toilet out of the water, like on the bowl, just so you aren't loud when you take a leak?
It Just Struck Me
Smoking from a bong is utilizing all four elements in harmony for one purpose. No wonder people worship smoking weed.
Using the Bible to prove God Exists,
Is a lot like using the Harry Potter books to prove Hogwarts is a real school.
The Philosphy Channel
The History Channel is cool. National Geographic and The Discovery Channel can be cool sometimes. But, i want a channel that focuses mainly on the ideas of history's most outstanding thinkers: Socrates, Marx, Locke, Plato, Confucias, Descartes, Machiavelli, Nietzche, etc.
You would blaze, get some cheerios with bananas, chill on the couch, turn on the t.v., and have your fucking mind blown.
Why cigarettes?
Fuck them. Like they don't even get you high, and you're just spending your hard earned cash on gross little death sticks. No offense to cig smokers on this site, but I mean you could just save up that money you're always using for a pack a day to get more weed! I use to smoke almost two packs a day, but let me tell you, quitting is the best thing I've ever done! It's definitely hard, but worth it!!
UPVOTE if you agree that weed is A BILLION times better than any brand of cigarette!
LICENSE RENEWAL
Whenever I get my license renewed I get as high as possible. Then when the cops pull me over I look normal.
Why don't we finally invent this
instead of complaining that there's nothing that rhymes with the word "orange," why don't we just fuckin invent one! we're in America people. we have that power.
the number 8
wouldnt it make more sense if 3 was half of 8?...i mean look at them... 3 even looks like half of eight
something to think about...
3 years ago, the Chinese calendar was the year of the cow....Mad Cow disease was rampant.
2 years ago, the Chinese calendar was the year of the bird.... Avian flu was rampant.
This year, the Chinese calendar is the year of the pig . . . Swine flu is rampant.
Next year is the year of the cock . . . . Anybody else worried?
"Weed addict"
how come everyone who smokes weed daily is considered addicted to weed? why can't i just be a person who enjoys weed? i eat lunch everyday; drink pop about everyday; i go to the bathroom everyday; i go to school almost everyday...but i'm not considered to be addicted to those things.
Ever notice
Ever notice when you go from having no weed to having weed again it feels like you were poor and now your rich when in fact the opposite is true?
I'm high, not retarded
I hate when you've been hanging with ppl that don't smoke and you mention that you're high and they act like they've known the whole time and then spend the rest of the time treating you like your a retard. I don't have a problem with ppl that dont smoke but I cant stand it when they act all high and mighty because they dont smoke. It doesnt make you any better it just makes u less relaxed so congratulations.
Why are stoners broke?
Are stoners poor because they spend all their money on pot? Or is it because we've found something that makes us happier than money ever could?
Glass isn't half empty
The glass isn't half full or half empty. The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
You got all the water you need.
the ____in the_____
Im going to help out my community by smoking all the weed in my community so kids cant get high and then when im really high im going to eat all the junk food to stop child obesity.
Driving high
why must every single car around me be a secret governmental agent that knows i am high and is tracking me?
