Christmas is a weird holiday. Theres a fucking tree in my house.
1.Get a trampoline with a net
2. Put black sheets around the net
3.Paint glow in the dark stars on the sheets
4.Leave top exposed to see the stars
5.Smoke in your own mini galaxy
My dad who was an avid pro marijuana died of stage 4 cancer. One day at the hospice we were sitting in his room shoot in the shit when I said "dad you know, you have known I smoked for a while, I was wondering if you wanted to smoke this here joint with your son". He stopped and smiled and said "under these circumstances I find that appropriate". I wheeled him outside on a big porch overlooking a beautiful lake. This is where we usually came to smoke cigs, but this time it would be our good... read more »
Jackass should make one more movie and in honor of Ryan Dunn, the title should be "Jackass 4: We're Not Dunn Yet."
They should make an alarm clock that's built inside of a bong so when it goes off in the morning, you have to rip it in order for your alarm to go off
Sneak in 10 minutes late with a bullshit excuse. Slink down low at my desk and pray to god that nobody asked me any questions. I was the best teacher ever.
If masturbating while stoned isn't called weed whacking I don't know how to live my life anymore
I always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.
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