Honestly how much would it suck if your dog stood up one day and just said "Nobody is going to believe you" and then never spoke again.
What if, instead a tombstone on our grave we'd all plant a tree on our grave?
1. That would turn all graveyards into forests. Those forests would be out of reach for all those assholes cutting down our green sources of air and would preserve a better future for our future generations.
2. People die, all the time, unfortunately, but that would mean that the forests will grow forever.
And if I so much as suspect that you are high, I give you free stuff
You got hella food for one person?
Boom, free taco
You still have your sunglasses on inside?
Boom, free taco
You took way to long to answer if your food was "for here or to go"?
Boom, free taco
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside. Like you take the condom off and there's a dinosaur on your dick
a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money.
Rosa Sparks (n): When you're so high that you refuse to stand up
I don't look, I see
I don't hear, I listen
I don't eat, I taste
I don't touch, I feel
I don't do, I experience
I don't wonder, I understand
Every task is a mission, every action an adventure
I am an infinitesimally small speck in the universe, and that is humbling
But the universe is inside of me, and that is empowering
That I always either have 0 or 7 lighters
Look at my username
I would definitely just want to fly. But I don't think I'd ever save people so much as just mess with them. Like...if somebody bumped into me, I would make myself slowly drift away into the sky, screaming in horror. Or stand in Central Park and hold on to the grass and make my legs float up and scream "NO, NO, NO,NO,NO, NO,NOOOO!". I think that's a better use of everyone's time. I had fun and they had a story to tell their friends.
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