When you're sittin there cheefin and you're like man, I'm not even feelin this shit yet. Then all of the sudden this invisible guy named High walks up and smacks you right across your fuckin mouth. And the next thing you know you're lookin all around like WTF?!
They Probably have the same names
Santa: A mystical being who keeps kids in line with promises of gifts at Christmas time.
God: A mystical being who keeps humans in line with promises of heaven after death.
Sounds to me like God is just Santa for adults and nobody has told them that he isn't real yet...
think about the fact that several animals, such as chameleons, can blend in with their environment and become completely hidden. i am sorry, but that is nothing short of a fucking super power.
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