We need a section in the DMV for stoned driving tests where they administer a certain amount of thc to the tester and then they proceed to take a driving test. If passed, you get a little pot leaf sticker on your license that proves you can drive high as fuck. You can now hot box while driving and get pulled over with no problems.
Buzzed- everything is a bit more beautiful, you're overall pretty happy. Easily hidden.
High- everything begins to get more interesting. Chill as hell. You have to work to hide it.
Stoned- you begin to think about the origins of life, size of atoms, and the definition of being happy. Hard to hide, but can be hidden by a pro.
Baked-you find out that gravity isn't real and discover a new use for toes. The next door neighbor knows you aren't sober.
I remember the first time I was buying weed. I was a scared little freshman. Sweaty palms. fidgeting all over the place. The guy I was buying from was a chiil senior. He showed me a small bag and told me the price was $200. I only had $150 on me. I was so disappointed, I told him i'd have enough the next week. I was talking my ass off. He laughed and told me that it was an ounce of parsley, and that he could clearly tell I was new at this. He then took me to his blue mustang, and he rolled... read more »
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