Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god.

and Its like were a rare breed.
If i was a Guy Stoner chicks would be the only ones i'd date.
Vote up if you like stoner girrrrlies :)

Anybody notice that the word bed looks like a bed?

Smoking weed is a great way to pass the time while stoned.

Tell me I didn't just blow your mind. I know I just blew your mind.

4/12-4/20. It's an eight day long celebration of an ancient time a couple of weeks ago when I had only an eighth and there was no other weed to be found for eight days. Sing happy songs. Roll up a bunch of joints and make a menorah. Cook traditional brownies. Celebrate.

I just wanted to see how many votes for being high we can get. Prove yourself people. Since I cannot vote I will say here that I am super baked. If your actually high post so here.

By Dana Larsen

GREEN BUDS AND HASH

Would you like green buds and hash?
- No I would not, Mister Stash!

Would you like them in a bong?
Would you like them all day long?

- No I would not in a bong!
- No I would not all day long!
- I do not like green buds and hash.
- I do not want them Mister Stash!

Would you like them wrapped in paper?
Will you try them now or later?

- I do not want them wrapped in paper.
- I don't want them now or later.
- I don't want them in a bong,
- I do not want them all day long.
- I do not like green buds and hash,
- I do not want them Miste... read more »

Does anyone ever use just a single packet of ketchup or catsup for that matter?

I don't see any reason why they don't offer larger sizes of ketchup packets. It just doesn't make sense to require you to use two or three when we all know they could package the appropriate amount of everyones favorite condiment in a single package.

there must be grams upon grams of weed in my carpet. someone needs to invent a weed magnet. i must smoke my carpet weed.