Midget Village
Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god.
It's a little man
The word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him. What's up little guy?
I am a stoner girl,
and Its like were a rare breed.
If i was a Guy Stoner chicks would be the only ones i'd date.
Vote up if you like stoner girrrrlies :)
Morgan Freeman GPS
I think it would be awesome if you could get Morgan Freeman's voice on a GPS. It would be like he's narrating your travels.
For the Love of Bud...
Okay so my dad smokes weed but he like super limits my stash. So I made a deal with him because he also follows the site, He says that I'm just another post nobody will look at and if I get 420 votes he'll give me an ounce a week + hash. Now if you were in my shoes you'd want me to vote you up.
Green buds and hash
By Dana Larsen
GREEN BUDS AND HASH
Would you like green buds and hash?
- No I would not, Mister Stash!
Would you like them in a bong?
Would you like them all day long?
- No I would not in a bong!
- No I would not all day long!
- I do not like green buds and hash.
- I do not want them Mister Stash!
Would you like them wrapped in paper?
Will you try them now or later?
- I do not want them wrapped in paper.
- I don't want them now or later.
- I don't want them in a bong,
- I do not want them all day long.
- I do not like green buds and hash,
- I do not want them Miste... read more »
How many stoners are really on this site?
If your reading this vote up... i wanna see how many ppl actually use this site.
-Your friend =]
keep smoking :-)(((((()~
Bring back Angry Beavers
along with Rocko's Modern Life, Hey Arnold, Doug, etc.
basically all cartoons from the 90's, really
iPhone highDEAS
Today, I emailed highDEAS about how they should make an iPhone/iPod touch app. They responded by saying that if I get a highDEA published about this, then theyll look into it. Make it happen.
living my life
up votes for stoners who work, go to school, and do what they gotta do all day err'day. and then come home and smoke a fat bowl.
Fuck Twilight.
Here's how u end the Twilight saga in one scene...Bella and Edward smoke a blunt together. Edward gets the munchies. No more Bella. The End.
high vs. drunk
Duh. vote up if you think being high is MUCH better than being drunk.
1. No hangover
2. You get socially smarter, instead of socially stupid
3. It feels better
4. It's AWESOME
5. It's SO AWESOME!
cmon you gotta love weed!
Jaws Backwards
If you watch jaws backwards, its a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.
Bigger Capri Suns
They really need to make capri sun packs bigger. I'm not fucking 7 anymore. I'm a grown man with bad kottenmouth. All I'm trying to say is that sometimes 6.5 Fl. Oz. just doesn't cut it.
Repect for the Understanding Sober
Let us give respect to those people who do not choose
to smoke weed, however do not care one bit if you do
and don't treat you differently for it...
Thanks guys :)
Who is really high right now?
I just wanted to see how many votes for being high we can get. Prove yourself people. Since I cannot vote I will say here that I am super baked. If your actually high post so here.
philosophical stoners
How many people smoke weed for the high, and how many people smoke weed because of the Amazing things you think of when you get high?
Does anyone feel like they get closer to understanding insanely complex things that most people don't generally think or even question?
Vote up if your a philosophical stoner!
:D and comment awesome things you've thought up about that completely blew your mind.
Stoner Fort!
My roommate and I built an epically huge fort that takes up most of our living room. It is connected to the heating vent, so it stays nice and toasty inside. It has a T.V.-viewing-window in front. It fits 5 people and we've been hot-boxing the hell out of it all day long. It is complete with games, laptops, and munchies inside. This is how I spent my entire Saturday! Vote up if you think every stoner needs a fort to chill in!
APPLE SHOULD MAKE BONGS
they'd be all high tech, almost completely frosted white, super thick glass to fit some kind of interactive touch screen computer inside, and apple logo. It would tell you your heart rate while your holding it and measure the volume of smoke you milk. And you can download apps to make the whole thing glow neon colors and shit.
..iBONG. ye or nay?
weed magnet
there must be grams upon grams of weed in my carpet. someone needs to invent a weed magnet. i must smoke my carpet weed.
Successful Smokers
So sick of hearing idiots (aka republicans) say that weed is for losers. I share my profile on here with my girlfriend who is an attorney. I have a bachelor’s degree from one of the country's top business universities and about to start law school myself. This post is for my young smokers. Do not believe that weed will stop your dreams. Smoke On!
Vote Up if you're not going to let the haters stop you from chasing your dream and smoking while doing so.
Marijuanikah
4/12-4/20. It's an eight day long celebration of an ancient time a couple of weeks ago when I had only an eighth and there was no other weed to be found for eight days. Sing happy songs. Roll up a bunch of joints and make a menorah. Cook traditional brownies. Celebrate.
Visine should use Michael Phelps as their spokesmen
Picture this
Michael phelps comes out of a pool and puts in some visine (cause of the chlorine)
next shot
Michael Phelps comes out of a house party and put in some visine (cause he is high as shit)
then its just like VISINE --> dont leave home without it <---
i know i would buy that shit
Volcano HIGH
1. Become very rich.
2. Purchase 1 ton of weed. This will cost you 6 million dollars.
3. Purchase a helicopter. I don't know how much this costs.
4. Dump 1 ton of weed into a Volcano in Hawaii.
5. Prove or disprove the hypothesis that everyone in Hawaii will get high. Submit tape to Mythbusters.
no cigs, just weed
I wonder if there's very many people who don't smoke cigarettes, but do smoke weed.
New Discovery Television Show Idea: tie a camera onto a bird!
Are you kidding me? Seeing what its like to fucking FLY all over the place? FIRST HAND? I'd watch that shit all day
