Why doesn't someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it's toasting.
When I'm sober, my mind is just something that tells me what to do. But when I'm high, it's something that I can converse with. Idk man.
I'm so high, that I hid the bowl when cops drove up in the movie I was watching.
We need a section in the DMV for stoned driving tests where they administer a certain amount of thc to the tester and then they proceed to take a driving test. If passed, you get a little pot leaf sticker on your license that proves you can drive high as fuck. You can now hot box while driving and get pulled over with no problems.
Buzzed- everything is a bit more beautiful, you're overall pretty happy. Easily hidden.
High- everything begins to get more interesting. Chill as hell. You have to work to hide it.
Stoned- you begin to think about the origins of life, size of atoms, and the definition of being happy. Hard to hide, but can be hidden by a pro.
Baked-you find out that gravity isn't real and discover a new use for toes. The next door neighbor knows you aren't sober.
The lady at the sandwich shop today was like, "That'll be $4.20, love, would you like that toasted?" I nodded and said "blaze it" and the guy working the toaster lost it
When i get high by myself its like personal bonding time
yuh know?
It feels like the stoner equivalent of Harry Potter at Olivander's wand shop. A piece has to speak to me to buy it. I want to pay the shop owner to say, "the pipe chooses the stoner Mr. Shepherd"
I remember the first time I was buying weed. I was a scared little freshman. Sweaty palms. fidgeting all over the place. The guy I was buying from was a chiil senior. He showed me a small bag and told me the price was $200. I only had $150 on me. I was so disappointed, I told him i'd have enough the next week. I was talking my ass off. He laughed and told me that it was an ounce of parsley, and that he could clearly tell I was new at this. He then took me to his blue mustang, and he rolled... read more »
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