As soon as weed is legal, I'm gonna open up a place called The Pizza Joint. You get a joint with every pizza. And we'll have a specialty pizza called the joint pizza that's cooked rolled up instead of flat. And at the end of the description of every item on the menu it will say "To put it BLUNTLY, this one is BAKED to perfection."
Fall in love with everyone you meet, even a stranger on the street. When you talk to them, let your mind feel like you've known them forever. Love them like a family member. We're all in this confusing realm of reality together, so why not make it a little easier on each other?
When you're sittin there cheefin and you're like man, I'm not even feelin this shit yet. Then all of the sudden this invisible guy named High walks up and smacks you right across your fuckin mouth. And the next thing you know you're lookin all around like WTF?!
About a month ago, I convinced myself that weed was just a placebo and that all my past highs were just me tricking myself. Three fat bowls later I was watching The Lion King with my dog, wearing nothing but my underwear and a camouflage camping hat, eating a can of tuna.
i swear when your high, things happen that would normally not?
perfect example is when i was walking to the local burger king i saw an old man walking his dog.. except when i got closer, it turned out to be an old man walking a chicken... only when your high
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