If Samuel L. Jackson knocked on your door and you opened it and he said"C'mon Mutha Fucka! Get your shit and lets go, we gotta mission to complete!" wouldn't you follow him?

I noticed my glass of ice tea was rippling and I thought "dinosaurs!" before "loud music"

If you already have a beard, picture yourself with two beards.

is the asshole that was just like "hey im gonna make a virus for computers and piss everyone off real good", fuck that guy!

Think about it. It's a slow build up then... BOOM! You feel totally relieved and have to wipe up your snot afterward.

i smoke cigarettes n honestly i dont even know why. I guess i started threw peer pressure n i sold em at school in like the 4th grade lol. I just smoked a fat bowl n usually i smoke a cig after a blaze sesh but not this time. I just broke all my cigarettes n im taking a stand. This will be hard but i will never smoke a cigaette again.

-all you do is think about bud
-you see 420 every where
-all your conversations end up being about weed
-all your story's contain the phrase "we were so stoned" or some variation of it
-if you forget what ur password to highdeas is every time u log on
-green and orange are your favorit collors
-you spend more time in headshops then any other stores combined
-you'd rather use your last 20 bucks on weed then gas money to get to work
-you think every thing would be so much better if u were stoned
-every thing IS so much better stoned
-90% of your friends are stoners
-every thing you se... read more »

When I read a highdea I always picture the person who posted it to be a guy unless it says otherwise, which makes me wonder how many people have read my highdeas and assumed that I am also a guy.

I'm not.

Pets look at us like we are fucking crazy gods or something? Like we walk around on two legs towering over them all day long, we make weird ass talking sounds, call them this random name that they have to learn, and procure food for them seemingly by magic without having to expend any effort. They must think we are totally crazy, like u ever notice the way they just stare at you sometimes like what the fuck are you?

(number of minutes he said he would be there)x(3) = minutes he will actually be there.

You know when you zone out for like 20 mins. then for 5 seconds you become completely sober and think "holy fuck i am so high..." then you proceed to zone out some more

Dear Australia, FUCK YOU. You have all of the cool animals and all i get to look at is dear. You have sharks that jump out of the water, kangaroos, koalas, dingos, wallabies, bandicoots, wombats, goannas, Tasmanian devils, sea dragons, emus, and kookaburras and yet you refuse to share one fucking marsupial. You are selfish and nobody likes you anyway. i submit that the rest of the world demands you relinquish your monopoly on cool animals or we fucking nuke you. ,sincerely concerned citizen of the world.

i think id start jerking off just to see how the robber would respond...

JUST so that i will be able to take bigger bong rips.

And when you smoke, you're not actually getting high, but the plants get to use your body to experience their own consciousness, and just pushing your consciousness aside for a little while.