So i light a joint and the convo goes as such

Bitch- you shouldnt smoke, its bad for you
Me- ever been tanning?
Bitch- Yes
Me- Ever been to mcdonalds
Bitch- Yes

Me-....Bitch shut up

I was asked this, and replied, "why would you live your life "sober" when you can get high? I mean even as much as walking down the street when your high is so much better, you can have the time of your life just walkin listening to your ipod, looking at nature, or people scopin, analyzing everything in the world and having deep thoughts, so blazed, when otherwise you would be focused on traffic,or how hot/cold it is, or other distractions to us when were high. Life high is so much better than it sober. vote up

so today i was smoking a blunt before class..so in the middle of class there was girl right next who at the time i didn't know..then all of a sudden the teacher asks me to go up to the board to solve a problem and when i go back to sit down my lighter falls out near her..and then when she reached to pick it up for me her eye drops and lighter fell out...so after class we blazed and shes my new girlfriend

Is it just me, or every time you see 420 outside of its pot smoking context, you go 'heh heh heh, awesome'

it is a PLANT.........

............

.....a plant that is growing in my closet :P

So, last night my girlfriend of about a year and a half finally got fed up with me smoking pot (although she drinks and parties every chance she gets) and gave me the famous, its me or the pot, choose wisely kinda thing, well pot always makes me happy... you always bitch at me... so what do you think im going to choose ? well as of now 11am the next morning, i just sparked up a fat blunt that i rolled an 8th of dank into, and her shit is packed at the door, but guess what im still fucking happy with my weed and shes still bitching xDDDD smoke on brothers!

All I need is a cabin somewhere beautiful where I could grow my own herb and just enjoy the little things in life. Just listen to music and be in nature all the fucking time. Im tired of this certain "role" that our society trys to make us fill. We should all be enjoying our lives not stressing out because you arent living your life how you were told to live it.

The second you pick up the sack it's like signing the contract that your night will kick ass.

on 4/20 your non stoner friends come up to you and are like, "dude...its 420 today. are you gonna celebrate?"
and youre just thinking, "I smoke everyday, what makes you think i wouldnt smoke on 420."

ALWAYS, when i go to plug in my USB cable, i have to flip it around, and then flip it around one more time before it finally plugs in.

my car just gave me a present. I had to stop quick to avoid hitting a deer, and a blunt rolled out from under my seat and tapped me on the foot. oh wassup long lost blunt. im sorry i misplaced you but dont worry, youre home now....in muh lungs

aged to perfection

what if your cat looked at you and barked?
what would you do?

I'm home on Spring Break trying to roll a blunt. Usually I just throw it in a bowl and go, but I'm on spring break and want to live like royalty. So my parents are at work, and I'm just chillin smokin and rollin and my old man comes home for lunch. So I'm flippin out trying to hide stuff and my dad comes in and sees my blunt. He picks it up..smells it and inspects it and says, "not bad, now lets go smoke it."

But God made weed..

That is all i have to say.

We have lived life both as a sober person and a Stoner. We know which is a better lifestyle...*cough*