How to find out if someone is a stoner.
The best way to find out if someone smokes the green is to straight up ask them. A Non-Stoner will say yes (thinking your reffering to cigs) or no (also thinking of cigs.) Now IF you ask this to a Stoner there eyes might get wide and a little smerk will appear on their face and they'll reply, "Smoke what..?"
Silly Drug Commercial
two eggs frying in a pan representing your brain on drugs is wrong, 10 unicorns gettin down in a moonbounce is much more accurate
For any law enforcement officers on this site
I'm about to get really stoned.
I'm about to smoke lots of marijuana
and there's nothing you can do about it.
Stoner Radio
it would be dope if there was a radio station where a few dudes just talked while they were high as fuck. the station would play some good, chill music and the dudes would have awesome conversations between songs. id listen religiously
My girlfriend found my weed......
And she told me she was dissapointed in me for smoking herb.... Then all of a sudden, last night, she told me she wanted to try it to see how it felt... We have been smoking blunts and bowls ever since last night, and she told me the greatest thing I ever heard...
"I think I'm gonna become a casual potsmoker"
I turned my girlfriend into one of US
God loves me lol
handcuff party
i wanna have a party where you walk in, and you automatically get handcuffed to a random other person and therefore have to be with them the whole night...help eachother light their bowls..etc. it would be a bonding experience with a stranger and could turn out epic
that anti-weed commercial with the weed cocoon
how many people have seen that above the influence commercial where the guy is wrapped in a giant cocoon of weed....and thought to yourself, HOLY SHIT I GOTTA GET ME A FUCKING WEED COCOON
Modified Ligters
who else pries the safety thing off lighters so its easier to light? so annoying but so much better for stoner me.
I Googled on her Facebook
i met a girl the other night. brought her back to myspace. i stuck it in her twitter but pulled it out in time to google all over her facebook.
The Real World is so fake.
They don't smoke weed, nor talk about smoking weed. You mean to tell me, a member of America's youth, that 161 people over 23 seasons didn't smoke weed? Fuck that. I'm going to start my own show about 7 stoners picked to live in a house and I'm going to call it "The Really High World".
Condom Packaging
I figured out Trojan's Logic!
3 Pack: For HS students, 1 For Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday
6 Pack: For College students, 2 For Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday
12 Pack: For Married men, 1 For January, 1 for February, 1 for March...
Im psycic.
I was going to get some weed from a friend at school. So, that night i had this crazy dream that the drug dogs came, and found me with it and arrested me! i was so freaked out, i called my dealer and said, Dnt bring it today!!
guess what the fuck happend the next day?
the drug dog came. and nobody got caught all be cause of a dream man, a dream!!!
Driving in the Car
Anybody ever been in a car blazed, and just looked around at all the other cars and thought...
All of these people are on this road, to get somewhere. Every person for the most part on the road is going someplace different, however our paths literally meet right here, right now, and soon they will be out into the wind in their own life's adventure. Kinda crazy.
Dave Chapelle GPS System
THINK ABOUT IT!
You're driving along then all of the sudden your GPS navigator says Turn Left Nigga!
"12th Street? There some shady ass niggas up in here"
"FUCK YO DESTINATION BITCH"
"Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?"
O my God I am going to be so rich.
When marijuana is legal...
People should organize a weekly thing where you can buy $10 tickets to get into a huge indoor stadium, where everyone gets a blunt when they walk through the door, and everyone just sits, chills, and they blast some tunes and put some cool shit like planet earth on the jumbo screen. You wouldn't be able to see the other side of the stadium through the smoke..
Dave Chappelle
Who here misses Dave Chappelle? I wanna see some new hilarious shit.
Please come back to us Dave.
The coolest friend you could ever have
I was thinking how incredible it would be when you turn 18 you get a weed buddy made entirely of weed and is exactly as big and heavy as you. It would take your whole life to smoke him but he would age around the same rate as you would since you only take a little off of him each time you smoke. So by the time you die he would have shrunk all the way to a blunt and after you smoke the last of him you die at the same time. And not only that hes the coolest guy ever and hes exactly who you want to hang out with all the time. I would name mine Steven
I Can Quit Whenever I Want
Me: "I can quit smoking weed whenever I want."
Dog: "O.K. How about now?"
Me: "Dog, I said whenever I want."
Hell yeah.
my favorite text from last night
(917):im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
PhD in Weed Smoking
My friends and I sometimes find it necessary to congratulate each other on how high we are. Like after we finish a good sesh and we're all super high we shake each others hands and say "Well smoked, sir" or "Well rolled, doctor." And then you just kinda shake their hand, smile, nod and respond "Doctor." and pretty soon everyones shaking hands and calling each other "Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Well smoked, doctor."
never fails...
ok, so i just got done smokin and im watching family guy. my mom's room is right under mine and she can always smell smoke msomehow. and i guess she smelled it, and i heard her open her door and start coming up the steps. so i turned my light off real quik and turned my tv down a bit and got in bed. when my mom poked her head in the door i tried to act like i was asleep but peter on family guy said something funny and i just started cracking up!
I want to...
...start leaving all kinds of random tools and useful objects in the wilderness in hope that some day Bear Grylls will come across it while filming an episode of Man vs. Wild.
Rolling suff
does anyone else find themselves rolling random pieces of paper to look like joints? i have found i just do it out of habit now. For example gum rappers.
