I feel bad for left-handed people. They're less fortuate. We have to write from left to right, causing the poor bastards to smudge what they just wrote. Think about it!
Door nobs are on the right.
Shift nobs are too!
And we call this an equal country >.>
This toke is for you, left-handed fellows.
It's funny how there are stages throughout the evolution of a stoner (well atleast this applies to me and others I've noticed):
Stage 1 (aka The Newb):
-Smokes very little or is just starting out
-No ability to communicate with the outside world (even amongst themselves)
-Ability to get uber stoned off of one hit of weed that is similar to the "Snicklefritz" on Pineapple Express
-Never pays for shit
-Smokes out of pop cans at the local elementary... read more »
house dogs r like americans.good life, privileged, eat a lot.
wolves r like native americans.proud, move in groups, live in nature
and coyotes r like homeless people.skinny, have had a hard life, kinda smell bad but u feel sorry 4 them
Tonight has been by far one of the worst nights... Not because something bad happened but because my past still haunts me, I know this isn't a highdea but I needed to write it down somewhere.. I used to be a horrible drug addict it started with weed(which I love) but somehow turned into ecstasy then coke and all went downhill from their.., I formed sorta a family with 15 or so people and became very close to 3 or 4 of them. At the time I really thought we were living "the life " sleep all... read more »