389

Visine should use Michael Phelps as their spokesmen

Picture this
Michael phelps comes out of a pool and puts in some visine (cause of the chlorine)
next shot
Michael Phelps comes out of a house party and put in some visine (cause he is high as shit)
then its just like VISINE --> dont leave home without it <---

i know i would buy that shit

374

no cigs, just weed

I wonder if there's very many people who don't smoke cigarettes, but do smoke weed.

357

Today is the youngest you're ever going to be

but today is also the oldest you have ever been.

351

please mr. postman

so i smoked out the mail man the other day on my porch. after he left i sat there for a while enjoying my buzz and the beautiful weather. a few minutes later, he comes back and says "oh dude, i tottally forgot, here's your mail."

343

you've got it all wrong

I'm not sitting around doing nothing today because I'm high, I'm getting high because I'm sitting around doing nothing all day.

335

We are on a rock floating through space

and there are people trying to control what we smoke

307

people ask me

if i'm bored of doing the same thing every day. my answer: no. i am quite satisfied smoking ganja each and every day. vote up if you agree.

294

is it just me?

or is it really heartbreaking when a good smoking buddy tells you they're "taking a break"

294

ode to a random stoner that i always see in the school parking lot

random stoner, in your car
i can see you from afar.
high myself, from where i sit
i could see that monster hit.
i hope that you wont mind my stare
as you spray glade into the air
i saw you here the other day,
light one up and rip away
someday when im not late for class
we will surely pass the grass

294

Summer = Stoner Season?

Every stoner loves summer. No school, late nights, midnight taco bell runs, movies, friends, tokin outside late at night, chillin. I fucking can't wait till summer. Who's with me?

287

highdeas.com should...

definitely change the background from white to like a more mellow color.. we're on here hella high all the time i dont wanna see this bright ass white shit dig?

286

Today I realized that Mario is a homeless person...

Today, I realized that Mario is definitely homeless. He wakes up every day wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats up people for their money, and what does he spend it on? Mushrooms.

286

Thank you DARE

So being a college student I never have any money. I was completely out of money one day and had no bud-- Gayyyyyyyy. But then it dawned on me! At home I had a 100 dollar savings bond I won in 5th grade, for winning the DARE essay pledging to never use drugs. So screw you DARE, because I just bought an 8th that I otherwise wouldnt have had money for. Thats what they get for trying to brainwash 5th graders.

276

My girls gotta smoke

200 votes and my girl who never smokes will light up a bowl with me. She has a really bad headache and doesn't beleive me when I say it will help. Up vote so we can show her how smokin makes you feel better.

266

Stoners know

when other stoners are high. and they give each other that knowing glance.
i love that.

255

dear sober me...

thank you for grabbing that bag of chips earlier today, even though you where not hungry at the time. you knew stoned me would want them later.

thanks for watching out for me.

sincerely, stoned me.

248

look out for your neighborhood stoner

ok so i live on the circle of a caul de sac, and one of my neighbors who lives a few houses down (hes like 40 + married), and sometimes late at night he'll drive his truck down & park it at the end of the circle where my house is the only house around, and he smokes weed. My mom just came into my room and was like "do you see that car?? it's been parked there for a while...maybe i should call the cops, they could be doing something suspicious..." and i convinced her not to, and that she was just being paranoid. I got your back, friend. always looking out for fellow stoners :)

244

The most stereotypically stoner thing to say

"Wait, what?"
And we've all said it. Right in the middle of a sentence. And then everyone geeks out for at least 5 minutes.
We've all done it, admit it :)
If anything it's a sign that you're nice and faded.

243

it would be amazing if we could..

I'd Like to get a count of everyone on this website,
who really wants weeed to be legal, and everyone who
would kill to get that shit legalized.
even if the result is: EVERYONE ( which it should ).

so if you want weeed to be legal, upvote !
if not, then downvote. easy enough ?

please do it ! we need to figure out some numbers ;)

242

Sibling Toking

So my brother and i have always been close.
but its like once weed got into our lives we've become like best friends.
when i found out that he smoked we became like partners in crime. tokin' it up hiding from our parents at midnight.
We are so tight,we are always nice to each other, and we talk about deep shit and can geek for hours!.
I love my big brother
Vote up for Brother/sister Tokin'

239

The Bud Fairy

Imagine putting a 5, 10, or 20 dollar bill under your pilllow before falling asleep. Then the next morning you wake up with a nug of dank weed and wake 'n bake.

237

New level of high

I just smoked not only the most weed of my life, but by far the best and i was GONE. I couldnt figure out my level of highness. Then as I microwaved a moon pie it came to me...
More than high, stoned, and ripped as balls

Thus introducing the new level of epic highness

I WAS FUCKING NUKED!!!

Up vote if youve ever been fucking nuked (>.<)

236

the number 8

wouldnt it make more sense if 3 was half of 8?...i mean look at them... 3 even looks like half of eight

232

Enjoyable sounds like "Enjoy a bowl"

Think about that. Everytime someone says enjoyable I think "I just might go do that!"

231

Cigarettes

Are the governments way of killing us all and keeping the population down. It's a case of "smoke this, not that". Smoke the cigarettes and inhale the poison that causes cancer because it's legal. Don't inhale the natural plant that has been shown to fight many diseases among them cancer because we said it's illegal.

Am I the only one who sees how fucked this is?

227

Remember when...

you were in grade school and you were all like...
Im never gonna smoke man...
Damn... how wrong i was indeed.
Love you little me but you a dumbass ;D

226

Procrastination

Is like masturbation, it starts off good but them u realized u just fucked urself.

226

I need 100 up votes guys

My mom found my stash and asked me about it. i confessed and told her i smoke. so we argued and it came down to the point where i found out she was a stoner when she was a kid and i was talking about highdeas cause she dosent believe that many people smoke weed. so if i can get 100 up votes by next week i can continue to smoke. c'mon guys i need your help.

225

wouldn't it be ironic

if you died in your living room

just a thought

225

Dear Teachers,

Parents, Bosses, and other authority figures.

Shut the fuck up.