As soon as weed is legal, I'm gonna open up a place called The Pizza Joint. You get a joint with every pizza. And we'll have a specialty pizza called the joint pizza that's cooked rolled up instead of flat. And at the end of the description of every item on the menu it will say "To put it BLUNTLY, this one is BAKED to perfection."
When you're sittin there cheefin and you're like man, I'm not even feelin this shit yet. Then all of the sudden this invisible guy named High walks up and smacks you right across your fuckin mouth. And the next thing you know you're lookin all around like WTF?!
hello...hella stoned. I tried to simplify this.but please read it b/c i've done my homework and I know what I'm talking about.. it's not too long
k..heres 4 reasons why Aliens surely exist...1. The Hubble telescope has detected light from 47 billion light years away. 1 light-year= 9.5 trillion miles (remember, light-year is a measure of distance, not time). So we know the Universe is beyond comprehension really... as far as we can tell the Universe is infinite...
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I found like a pound of weed in my dad's closet but it was literally dirt. I asked him where he had gotten it and he said he got it from a mexican construction worker a few years ago. I then asked him if I could have it to sell to freshmen...he said no. Ohwell.
SO I recently confessed to my mom that I blaze once a week (3 times daily really lol), and ever since she been trying to convince me its really bad for my health. today she tells me to come to her computer ( all exited). She points to a google link that says " marijuanna may cause lung cancer". I clicked it and it was a HIGHdea making fun of abovetheinfluence.com! PAWNED
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