Santa: A mystical being who keeps kids in line with promises of gifts at Christmas time.
God: A mystical being who keeps humans in line with promises of heaven after death.
Sounds to me like God is just Santa for adults and nobody has told them that he isn't real yet...
They Probably have the same names
There was this one girl who i was literally in love with. the first time we smoked together, we used my first piece i've ever gotten, Aqua. She was my favorite person to smoke with, and almost every night she'd wait for me until i got off work (i would normally bring my shit with me for afterwards) and then we would lay on the highschool football field, stare at the sky, smoke a bowl or two, and i was ALWAYS happy...
But then one day it all fell apart. this amazing, beautiful girl. i... read more »
what I want to know is who is fucking all these fat kids?
I just had a great sesh with my buddy, but after he left I started to feel a little shitty.
Yes smoking weed is better than drinking, yes it's better than cigarettes, but I don't think it's good to smoke every day.
I've smoked a lot in the last year and a half, I don't do any other drugs, and what I noticed is I'm just not the same person. I'm a little slower in the thought process, a little hazy, a little lazier, and i'm not motivated to do much.
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