Occasionally refer to his children as “Bacon bits”, then he can go fuck himself.
you get high in your dreams
If someone has a big pool, what if they used a blowup kiddie pool in that big pool, upside down on the face of the water, creating an air pocket. You could go underneath the kiddie pool, completely enclosed, and hotbox it. Then afterwards when youre roach is gone, you could continue to make trips underneath the water and up into the kiddie pool to take a hit of hotbox smoke. Does this make sense?
When I was a kid I thought that all adults are smart, then at a point in my life I found out there aren't that many smart adults in the world at all
Human skeletons are being dug up by dinosaurs.
They have technology park where they have simulated humans doing native human things.
Lol even a stoner community.
"Dad, what about those long haired ones."
"Ah, Rex those are the stoners.. The peace bringers.. Mostly herbivores"
Kids are assholes. You cant even punch them or anything cause theyre like 9, and they know this. Those smug little shits.
have you ever been smoking and have thought, "this isn't enough, its time for some meth."
know weed, know life
For doing everything a snail does without a helmet.
My dream is to one day make enough money to remake the twilight movie so that everything is exactly the same except Edward is played by Kanye West and Kanye doesn't have a script and isn't even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he's just Kanye West reacting to Twilight in real time.
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