I honestly just wanna see how many minors there are on this site. Upvote so the data isn't corrupt, I don't give two shits about it getting published

..cigarettes. Tired of not being able to take a respectable bong hit without coughing up a lung. Tired of having a pack of cigarettes but no weed. So I'm smoking my last cigarette as I type this. Please upvote to show support and wish me luck. From this day forward, the only smoke going in my lungs is WEED SMOKE!

Look at me.

Now look down at your weed.

Now back at me. This is the weed that your weed could smell like if you shopped at Weeds R Us.

Look down. Now back at me. The weed is now hash, ready to be smoked however you would like.

Look down again... now back at me. Where are you? you're in amsterdam. But its not amsterdam its just your local Weeds R Us but you wouldn't know the difference because weed is now legal.......I'm on a unicorn

dad: "are you fuckin high?!"
me: "no"
dad: "is mickey mouse a cat or a dog?"
me: "uh...hmm..."
dad: "ur fuckin high"
ahh shit.

Yes, I did get high today. You know what else I did? I went to work, and i just finished writing a summer essay for HONORS english. And yes, it was emailed to my teacher on time.

Sooo, dont tell me your better than me cause I smoke, dont tell me I'm throwing my life away, cause I'm not.

Above the Ignorance

How many times has this situation happend when you and your buddies were blazing?

Stoner #1 : Dude, who has my lighter?
Stoners #2,3 and 4 : (at the same time) not me dude.
Stoner #1 : Dudes...( a minute passes as everyone stares helplessly at the bowl. Suddenly, theres a confession.)
Stoner #4 : Shit, it was in my pocket.

bustttted.

So I wanna take a big ass dump in my buddy's cat's litter box so he thinks something is impossibly wrong with his cat. Up vote if you think I should do it

I went on a blind date with was pretty awesome at first. Then we got on the topic of marijuana. She said she hates it and the people that smoked it. I asked her why and she said people that smoke weed always have no morals jobs respect or life. So I kindly informed her I make 900 bucks a week and volunteer every other weekend in Detroit and also that i take care of my mother and grandmother. Then I let her know I smoke weed everyday. She called me a nasty fuck and walked away. REALLY?! Weed trumps all of that? Narrow minded assholes. >=l

Do they come out of the cabinet instead of the closet?

i came across 3 guys who were waiting on their food at the drive through. immediately after they pulled up it WREAKED of marijuana. so what do i do? i snuck 6 extra fries and 10 apple pies in with their order. i looked at them and said "i put some extra food in the bag, i smelt that weed as soon as you pulled up" they laughed and thanked me about 5 times before they left. i think i made their high even better.. that makes me happy:)