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what if you were in the middle of a desert...

and you were riding your donkey..and someone threw a rock and knocked you off...would that make you stoned off your ass?

76

Open your eyes

I recently smoked down a friend at a party who hadn't smoked in years. As a stoner, I forget the power weed has on those who havent been within its presence or smoke on a regular basis. Anyway, this friend of mine proceeds to get out-of-this-world high to the point where I decide to take her back to her house.
As she gets up from her chair, she begins to wobble back and forth and falls to the ground. when I go to help her up she tells me, " I'm not that high... it's just hard to see when its so dark."
and i realized... her eyes were closed the entire time..... awesome

48

douchebag

dude, im kinda a douchebag when im not high, it sucks

38

de ja vue with TV shows im when high

Whenever I am really fucked up and high off of grav's ill be watching TV and I swear ive already seen parts of what im watching... like i guess whats coming or something. maybe thats just me, but has anyone else ever experienced this?

29

A Series Of Text Messages

Buddy-- "u wanna play COD at 9:30"

Me--"cant at 9:30 I gotta go pick up some kush"

Buddy-- " U cant't go one day without can you"

Me--"Ha not true I havent smoked up in 3 days"(in actuality I smoke up 20 minutes ago haha)

Buddy--"Ha three days give me a break. I'm willing to bet a pack of cold shots that you cant go three weeks without it"

Me--"Haha I can its that I dont want to"

Me--"you wanna come by and blaze it up?"

Buddy--"Im down man ha"