People always tell me that because I do drugs I'm gonna die, well statistics show that 100% of people that don't do drugs die.

people would like the highdea I post just once, just once so I could feel clever for coming up with something awesome.

is the stupidest thing ever. Kids try to get a "high" by choking themselves to momentarily stop blood flow to the brain resulting in a "europhic feeling". This is why weed needs to be legalized. Kids, just buy some dank and get ripped as fuck.

Does anyone else wish they had a brain printer? So instead of having to explain something from your head you could just print it, because I mean come on, nothing ever looks as good once it leaves your head. Am I right?

We would totally be in the house HUFFlePUFF. With a name like that? Gotta be the stoner house. And on top of it Pomona Sprout, Professor of Herbology, is the Head of Hufflepuff House. I bet she grows some dank magical weed. JK Rowling, you sneaky woman, you thought no one would notice.

Our bodies are just avatars for our souls to communicate through. That's why it's so trippy looking into a mirror on drugs.

Its funny when your stoned n forget wat your talking about and ask everyone and they say they forgot too haha we've all done it

What if the smoke from the mary jane your smokin was a color that coordinated with the name. Orange Kush = orange smoke, Grandaddy Purp = Purple smoke. that be cool as hell

people that work hard and everything. Just give them like 3oz per week. Thats a good charity.

Dear Rappers,
You like, maybe love, weed. We (your listners)LOVE weed. Cops do not love weed, nay, they hate it. Why? ......I..I just dont know, man. This being said, why in the F**K would you put police sirens fading in at the end of songs that you KNOW we will listen to while smoking. Franticly we have to pause the song, possibly even skip it, to see if the siren is real or not. This doesn't make dollars or cents/sense. It makes pot-heads paranoid...that's it. Other than this keep up the fine work. That is all.

I was thinking how crazy it would be if aliens do exist and come to our planet one day, and we smoke them out... but then I thought what would be CRAZIER is if we landed on their planet first, what THEY would smoke US out with.

i think that whenever you have weed on you you take a pocket full of steak so if a drug dog comes and sniffs your pocket you can just show him theres steak in there

if you have one of those bulky PS2s open the expansion bay on the back and you have a perfect stash spot!

Seriously, ever thought about how awesome walking is? Like, you put one foot in front of the other one, an' you GO places. How do you do that?! Basically, it's amazing. Think about what life would be like if no one ever discovered propelling yourself forward one foot at a time. What if we were all just like, hopping around? Do you think we'd evolve to have only one foot?! Like, one leg. Like, a mermaid, without the fins.
NO! I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC.
The miracle of walking. It's so cool. I'm actually amazed by it on a regular basis.

U know, the documentary on cnbc. Well, fuck that reporter lady I mean she is a bitch. She is obviously against weed and throughout the documentary she acts like appauled at how many people smoke there .(60%)I say they should re-make it with a coolass reporter who smokes weed. I SAY DOUG BENSON!