Self check-out was invented by a guy who had to buy tampons for his girlfriend.
I like to pee really hard and really loud right into the middle of the water, to show my dominance around the house.
I was on chatroulette filtering through dicks trying to find a person to smoke a bowl with and it took me about an hour before I finally found someone with the same idea. What if HighDEAs had a video chat section where you can smoke bowls with another person or even a circle of people? Nobody to smoke that bowl with? Go to highDEAs. I'd love to blow down with you guys.
ever notice the voices and accents you subconsciously create for the characters? Or maybe its just me...
I just hate niggers.
Not racist so vote up if you know what i mean :P
You know the birds that stand in the middle of the road but fly away right before your car gets too close to them? I wonder if they go back to all their bird friends and brag about how badass they are
Some laws exist to mislead
They say if you smoke weed you will never succeed,
weed is a gateway drug you'll be hooked on speed!
Truth is weed grows from a seed
smoke it and your mind is freed
eradicates bordom and anger and greed,
allows appreciation, laugher, and expecations to exceed.
Despite the laws the stoners proceed
Weed is not dangerous they all agreed
weed is awesome, and I will smoke it indeed!
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bitch my red eyes are a symptom of no stress ;)
I was at work at mcdonalds taking money in the 1st window pretty baked. This guy pulls up up and says to his son, "look how high he is!" I was like "...what?" Haha but he was only talking about how high in the window I was. Tripped me out though.
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