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what if you could? you could feed the world!

whoa... I was just thinking I had to cough! man... but im not coughing. what if i did cough and I coughed up tacos? but not like all nasty like throwup. But I coughed up fresh made tacos from like taco bell... in the rapper and everything. I would never go hungry. becouse i could eat the tacos i coughed up. you could eat the tacos to. I could sell the tacos for alot of money! I could become really rich. Then I bet you wish you could cough up your own tacos. but you cant! becouse if that was possible I would get it copyrighted or something. then only i could profit off the tacos I would cough up!

Submitted by: jessesomething 22 weeks 1 day ago – Made popular 16 weeks 4 days ago
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wow,
you know come to think of it....
thats fucking brilliant. why cant this come true? No more hunger!

Hmm, sounds almost as equally disturbing as south parks episode, eating through you're ass and deficating orally...I'm pass on your tacos sir.

what if we pooed out of our mouths and ate out of our butts? gross

wow your fucking stupid look at the comment above you.....
oh and you cant type/spell

yeah ehhhhhh
eye kant spelle
SADZ.
you can calm down though
not a big deal

chill bro.

smoke another bowl.

*ate with our butts

One time i sneezed and a unicorn came out of my ear.

now I want tacos.

Thats was the best. I nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard. Truely a fucked up stoner highdea!

LOL hilarious!