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something to think about...

3 years ago, the Chinese calendar was the year of the cow....Mad Cow disease was rampant.

2 years ago, the Chinese calendar was the year of the bird.... Avian flu was rampant.

This year, the Chinese calendar is the year of the pig . . . Swine flu is rampant.

Next year is the year of the cock . . . . Anybody else worried?

Submitted by: craigamid 17 weeks 4 days ago – Made popular 17 weeks 4 days ago
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I'm living for the next year of the monkey.

Blaze on ;)~

im holding out for dragon

well now i am

OH FUCK!

holy fuck

oh shit... a cock epidemic

lol unbelievable mind=blown

fuck! i don't even have a cock, and i'm worried as hell!

"I'm diverse. I save the world second, and I get high first."

if its the cock im gunna cry. the cock is so delicious. its really the only meat i can eat everyday for every meal. D;

Year of the Dragons gunna rock....

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

nice fear and loathing in las vegas quote

lol, i thought it said clock.

this shit isn't even true. look it up.

It's funny .. but not true
2005 Rooster
2006 Dog
2007 Pig
2008 Rat
2009 Ox

and mad cow disease was "rampant" like 7 years ago.

Too bad Its not true, friends and I were hoping for an epidemic of swollen cock! Lmao.

Any day, any age, weed is timeless...

OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT.
i guess it won't affect us females.
sorry boys -.-

ull just be bored and lonely then

i'm in love.

o wow...woooooooooooooooooooow idk what else to say CHICK-FL A!!!!!!!!!!!!! O NO i am eating is as much as i can NOW!

I don't know if we'll survive this one : X

Year of the bird?

well then lets kill off all the chickens before they spead a disease

hahaha year of the cock

This doesn't even make any sense. The years are wrong and the mad cow scare was more than three years ago. I wish I could give this more than one down vote.

So much is wrong about this.

there is no "year of the bird"

despite what everyone else says this is a good fucking joke and everyone saying "Oh well the year of the bird isnt real and your totally of on the placements of the years and blahblahblah bullshit." you guys need to shut the hell up and be the stoners you are and laugh at this fucking hilarious joke.

my cock is already rampant i cant keep it tamed oh here it comes no no bad cock no

shit

NOOOO... LEAVE MY SOLDIER ALONE!!! DAMN U CHINESE (not actually rasist)

well shit that's scary too bad the asshole that downvoted this has no heart and is obviously not high.