They'll have a support group and more rights than us in 3 years if we try to pay them less. Pay them the same, then simultaneously set up a strip club with slutty female monkeys. Take the money as fast as they can earn it......

Could you imagine the inflation on bananas?

i just fuckin laughed out loud at this. awesome

Wow man what a buzz killer. This is no different than eating chickens and cows, or riding horses. If you want to get all PETA and NAACP at the same time go somewhere else. We're just having a good time here.

ok lighten up sunshine. First of all if people have to work in those shitty conditions for that many hours they can wait until they get an education and have lived for 15 or so years too. tasteflavored, I agree with you in that is the same mentality slaveowners had, however these are monkeys we are talking about, pushing buttons and pulling levers would not be so bad to them.

i think the economy is fucked up enough

i think that using smaller monkeys as workers is a good idea because as we discussed in the baby gorilla hidea, you cant trust gorillas. they will smoke all your blunts given the chance