whoever came up with this phrase is the dumbest asshole in history because no, actually life is not short. what are you going to do thats longer than life???? thats right, nothing.


Tue, 03/15/2011 - 2:19am
Somebudddy Says:

well, of course to yourself life is the longest thing you'll experience because it's well..your life. but it's short in the grand scale of things. trees live longer than us. rock metamorphism takes way longer than we live. we're pretty much a speck in geological time scale.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 4:32am
SlimJD Says:

this guys the dumb asshole for reposting. come up with your own shit you dumb asshole.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 8:29am
MooseBoxer Says:

Stop being an ignorant douchebag and I'm sure people will stop being such dumb assholes all the time..

Also she didn't even repost, AND she has 11 upvotes compared to you.. Who's really the dumb asshole in this situation?

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 4:25pm
Kouda Says:

I'm pretty sure he was referring to the OP.

Sun, 05/15/2011 - 11:13pm

I always say the same thing! Amen.


Mon, 05/16/2011 - 1:17am
Mon, 05/16/2011 - 3:34am

yeah i thought i heard something like this on his stand up...

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 3:01am

I have 100 haugrux's so I live forever

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 1:58am
yoinkie Says:

I wasnt going to say anything but a lot ofthings about this highdea rub me wrong... First, the whole calling people "the dumbest asshole ever". Come on, really?

Second, Idioms arent meant to be taken literally. They always have deeper meaning that you must look for. This one for example, represents a statement that is suppose to help you realize that your overall time on this earth is not very long at all. It is suppose to make you think harder about certain things.

To me personally, people who oversimplify idioms like you have done are "dumb assholes". Just sayinnnnnn'

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 2:01am
Mon, 05/16/2011 - 2:13am
Kid_Sizzle Says:
Mon, 05/16/2011 - 4:03am
yoinkie Says:

im sorry I didnt mean to call you a dumb asshole, that was mean.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 2:16am

I posted a highdea just like this the other day


Mon, 05/16/2011 - 2:21am

Lol, every rock you ever pick up is older than your whole family tree. Humans are just a blimp on the radar of the earth. We'll be gone in a hundred-million years, then we will either have evolved or just gone extinct. Life is short and trust me when you're 45 with three kids you'll go "where did the time go?"... Plus calm down man, the guy isn't a dumb asshole, he just made an observation that became popular.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 3:02am

We'll be gone in 50 years if we keep fuckin with nuculear bombs and shit.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 3:15am
HugaBear Says:

Death. That will last a whole heck of a lot longer. In fact, being dead is our primary occupation.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 3:42am
Dankrupt Says:
Mon, 05/16/2011 - 6:18am
MooseBoxer Says:

I like to think everything kind of fizzles out and then -boop- eternal nothingness.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 3:43am
Squilliam Says:

maybe some asshole cut the rest of the phrase off.

like "Life is short... in africa."
"Life is short... with aids"

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 6:49am

it's not about life being short its about the legacy your leaving behind. bob marleys life was short but he will never be forgotten.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 8:29am

How do you know that? What if there's an afterlife, or we get reincarnated. You can't prove me wrong.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:16pm
Soucy420 Says:

haha i posted the same thing the other day