I'm a chick. I like to get fucked up, get fucked, smoke a bowl and pass out. IN THAT ORDER! No I don't want to cuddle after, no I will not make you breakfast/lunch/dinner. However, I will grab a glass of water because your not the only one with cotton mouth. And of course I will turn the fan on because it is necessary. Why I don't have a boyfriend? The world will never know.

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Thu, 12/12/2013 - 7:06pm


Tue, 07/03/2012 - 2:56am

This is a pathetic cry for attention, and you're eating that shit up.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 11:39pm

are u a major bitch or something? that could be a contributing factor to your boyfriend problem.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 12:46pm
smokinjayy Says:

think I just lost braincells from reading this post

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 10:38pm
Gizmodo Says:
Sat, 07/14/2012 - 11:52pm

this is the kind of girl that is cool to fuck around with at some party whilst shit faced, but i would never want someone like this to be my girlfriend. good luck chick.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:45pm
Meghanja Says:

I would never want someone like this to be my girlfriend...

hahahaha! I can see that.

Sun, 01/13/2013 - 1:07am

i would absolutely love to have a girlfriend like that. cause she would know exactly how i would feel since that is exactly what i would do. im too lazy to make myself food to eat when i got the munchies and am about to pass out so why should she be the one to make food.

Sat, 08/25/2012 - 6:27pm

sadly, im gonna have to agree with u man

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 4:51pm

yeah i mean shes not even going to make me food wtf is that....

Sat, 12/07/2013 - 5:37pm

alright. since Jabronies have upvoted it to where it's taking a spot in "upcoming", we should just upvote it and forget about this ratchet.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 11:52pm
savage_dee Says:
Thu, 02/10/2011 - 11:44am
ImAndy Says:

I love breakfast/lunch/dinner....in that order

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 1:25pm

dreakfast/lunch/brinner is where it's really at.

Fri, 01/04/2013 - 11:35pm
COLE_1_7 Says:

and i like to cuddle!
the fuck lady??

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 12:09pm
ImAndy Says:
Thu, 04/07/2011 - 4:38am
Thu, 04/07/2011 - 6:28am
9chases3 Says:
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 1:09am

u dont have a boyfriend cause u dont make breakfast lunch or dinner
i got the munchies that need to be handled and if my girl cant handle them
then get steppin

Sat, 07/07/2012 - 8:46pm

That's what I'm saying, she doesn't even cook! She'd be like a one night stand....but every night.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:52pm
PLUR421 Says:

that comment there sir, is gold! lmfaooo

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 1:30am

better find you'r own place to crash bitch haha

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:20am
I.am.baked Says:

Hahahaha. I'm sorrry. I just really liked the CAPTCHA question.

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 11:23pm

Because gUys don't want girls that brag on websites about how awesome they are and how they're"different" then other girls and are cool like one of the guys.

Having said that... I would fuck you
Pretty hard if you are the blonde one in your pic. If your on the right, then it hink you no why you don't have a boyfriend lmao

Sun, 06/24/2012 - 5:16pm

Awwww I love you too! Just kidding, I'm tryna fuck

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 7:12pm

You probably don't have a boyfriend because once you get past the age of 16, you realize there's more to life than sex and weed.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:38am

Exactly there's money need to be made

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:47am
Squilliam Says:

I thought we were over "I'm a stoner girl and you wanna fuck and date a stoner girl so you'll up vote this !"

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 4:13am

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!! FUCK! Why does this even have more than 1 vote? FUCK!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 6:37pm

Because this site doesn't follow the "no girls on the internet" rule. If you don't know the rule, let me enlighten you. Now of course the literal meaning holds somewhat true still. A lot of girls are actually dudes pretending but the rule has evolved. Girls have power over men. We want to fuck you, therefore we listen to your dumb stories and laugh at your dumb jokes. We think treating you with kid gloves will earn us points. Well hun, now we're on teh interwebz. The smarter males know we will NEVER meet you, we have 0% chance of sex so that "girl power" means nothing here. You'll find none of the perks of having tits on the internet that you do in real life, complete opposite in fact. If at least one attention whore reads this it'll be worth the time writing. That said, TITS OR GTFO!!

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 1:51am
Jasonnnn Says:

This is the first highdea I've ever downvoted. Just because you're a girl and you smoke doesn't mean you deserve upvotes more than the other actual highdeas. If you're a chick that blazes, right on, I'll upvote you if you have a cool idea. If your a girl who posts about how she's a girl that smokes, I really don't care.

Fri, 07/06/2012 - 12:58am
Sp3cia1_K Says:

u dont have a boyfriend cuz all u seem to know how to do is take dick and get smoked out. uve admitted sex is as far as ur usefullness goes, now recognize that its the problem

Sat, 10/06/2012 - 4:39am

"...all you know how to do is take dick"
I fuckin lost it

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 1:32pm

honestly , who doesnt like to fuck and smoke? i agree with what you said, but don't think it should be a highdea.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:46am
Tue, 07/17/2012 - 8:24am
Sat, 11/10/2012 - 6:27pm

Greatest highdea ever right! hahhhaha.
Died laughing at your comment.

*note my sarcasm kids..."

Sun, 12/09/2012 - 5:59pm
Slowpoke Says:

Tough crowd.
Whatever, it made Me laugh

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:21am
nipps Says:

and your name has a jersey shore characters name in it.......tsk tsk tsk

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 8:59pm
budsofdank Says:

It's cause you cant get pussy so youd settle for anything.

Sat, 10/06/2012 - 3:04pm
Sun, 12/09/2012 - 6:00pm
Slowpoke Says:
Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:05pm

Anyone that upvoted probably just had a ragin boner and thought that upvoting would relinquish their need to bust their one-drop loads. They just couldnt skip over to redtube fast enough and this was their resort.

Thu, 07/18/2013 - 3:00am
d4y2l0 Says:
Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:12pm
EvilMonkey Says:

I'm a fucking monkey and I still wouldn't date you.

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 7:51pm
Honky_Kong Says:
Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:19pm
smuksumput Says:

This probably as far as ive ever go down in the comments and im glad i did. two fuckin monkies trashin this bitch, had me weak haha

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:41pm

Yeah but you're also evil monkey....way cooler than the average monkey.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 1:18pm

DOWNVOTE! DOWNVOTE THE SHIT OUTTA THIS! This seriously better fucking not make it to the popular page.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:55pm
PLUR421 Says:
Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:26am
stonederer Says: