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honey i shrunk the stoners

imagine if you were shrunk with your friends like they were in honey i shrunk the kids 1 nice chronic bud would last you forever you could smoke thc crystals

Submitted by: smot_poker 20 weeks 2 days ago – Made popular 20 weeks 2 days ago
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you could built a true hippie house with the stems

how would you buy bud with your tiny money?

Are you unable to read?

Only asking =]

dude me and my buddies talk about that all the time. haha good looking out.

you should just put the machine in reverse and make your weed really really big. that way you would never run out

its the same thing man hahaha

yeah but if you get shrunk then you cant sell it to other people. you could sell a giant crystal for like a couple grand easy

If you shrunk your friends like they did in HTSTC, you'd have a bunch of very small people with a disproportionate amount of muscle mass, given Earth's gravity remaining constant. You would likely all be in excruciating pain as your body is unable to cope with the relative gravity differential you'd be experiencing. Your body would be at a disproportionate mass differential compared to when you were a regular-sized human. If you were to retain your mass as a shrunken human, you'd simply be torn apart by the tidal forces exerted by Earth's gravity (lots of mass in a small volume, with no change in cellular structure means that you'd be experiencing gravity at a ratio proportionally related to the amount of mass you retain as your net volume decreases through the shrinking process).

In a second scenario, you would remove mass in the shrinking process (lose cell density, and effectively become something that is far removed from a human), and your central nervous system would cease to exist in any usable capacity - because the change in relative distance that your normal neural impulses would have to travel would be far too large for your neurons to function as they would in your brain as normal. On top of that, the cannabinoid receptors in your brain would also be microscopically-small in comparison to the size and chemical makeup of regular-sized humanoid cannabinoid receptors. Useless cannabinoid receptors and an equally-useless central nervous system would yield a very unpleasant experience as a shrunken stoner.

Suffice it to say, there are glaring technical issues to overcome when shrinking a human being, but it would quite literally be impossible to consume THC in any psychoactive format unless you also shrink said cannabis. So, you're all better off as you are.

PS: I hate to be such a buzz-kill, but I'm out right now :(

Shit, just make the bud real big then. Fuck shrinking yourself.

Totally dude..bein small would suck. Like one freakin ant would have no problem killing you.

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if you had 1 7 gram bud and you were that small it would last you for years esp. if it was chronic so you would never have to buy any. AND FUCK YOU BUZZKILLINGTON

i thought of that once
then i thought maybe about dude i blew up my weed
either way it would be pretty groovy

hell yaa make a house outa a fatty bud smoking giant thc and other canibanal crystals shit would be tight

i would get paranoid about overdose.

you could chill inside of a bowl while one of you friends who didnt get shrunk hit it then you coud be chillin in a smoke chamber, then if you get hot just hot into that bong and swim while you get high!

dude if you made it big or your self small or whatnot, why wouldnt you just plain eat the thc chrystals?