A Toast!(raise your joints, blunts, pipes, brownies, and bongs)

Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and smoking.
If you cheat, cheat death.
If you steal, steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, fight for a brother.
And If you smoke, then smoke with me!!

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Fri, 04/08/2011 - 10:04pm


Sun, 03/06/2011 - 8:40pm
laidman Says:
Tue, 03/29/2011 - 7:31pm
Alistor Says:
Mon, 04/04/2011 - 12:33am
yoinkie Says:

yup! I just changed "drinking" to smoking :)

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 4:31am
Alistor Says:

My whole family is Irish as fuck and I've heard that one among hundreds more from my uncle lol.

This one's my fav:

Here's to the wine we love to drink, and the food we like to eat.
Here's to our wives and sweethearts, let's pray they never meet.
Here's champagne for our real friends And real pain for our sham friends.
And when this life is over, may all of us find peace.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 6:34pm
yoinkie Says:

It would make me really happy if this wasnt made popular until april 20th.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 10:29pm
thatone Says:
Sat, 04/09/2011 - 1:17am
irocknight Says:

im pretty sure they had this but beer in the movie "i hope they serve beer in hell"

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 1:34am
izik7291 Says:

damit meant to upvote.
of course this would be yoinkie lol.
hell yea man i'll smoke this next blunt to that!

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 3:02am
Adagalarth Says:

Great toast!! But isn't this from the movie "Hitch" as well? TSTR (Too Stoned To Remember XD)

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 8:04pm
yoinkie Says:

It might be man, this toast has been around for hundreds of years, its everywhere!

Sun, 04/10/2011 - 6:50pm
Adagalarth Says:
Mon, 04/11/2011 - 12:45am
5-meo-dmt Says:
Wed, 03/13/2013 - 1:48am

Man I would smoke with you anytime because I like the way you think. I know this is from 2 years ago but I'm just reading through your posts/stories because you have a good way with words.