Why is it common knowledge guys should leave the toilet seat down for girls, why dont girls leave the toilet seat up for guys. Why dont they just make the toilet have a perfect ratio for asses and for pissing, and have no seat at all.

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Sat, 01/09/2010 - 5:13pm


Sat, 01/09/2010 - 6:18pm
LACEYann Says:

We rarely look before we sit and fall in if it isn't down. D:

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Sun, 01/10/2010 - 6:57pm
moe420 Says:

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Sun, 01/10/2010 - 1:26am
Dinger Says:

That sounds like a cop out to me. If we started leaving the toilet seat up and you fell in a couple of times I bet you would start looking before sitting. That or maybe we could just use that same saying when we piss all over the seat, "Oh I dont always look down before I go." either way the girls would start paying attention where their bums went cause noone likes to sit in cold pee.

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 2:37pm

Fuck the fucking seat. If a girl doesn't check it before sitting down then let her plummit into a lake of my waste.

I'm sure she'll learn.

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 3:34pm
J.Funk Says:

No way man, that's bullshit. Do you realize the privileges a male has, just because he is male? In the U.S. we still only make on average 75 cents for every dollar that our male counterparts make. Women are second class citizens and it's freaking ridiculous. The least you can do is take 2 goddamn seconds to put the toilet seat down. I'm just sayin'

Much love,

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 11:25pm
jbender23 Says:

Better yet, why don't we just shit and piss into custom-molded vacuum tubes? Wouldn't that be interesting and terrifying?

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:03am
aniukz Says:

toilet seat thing is going to far as woman i have decided to look b 4 i sit because well i hate sitting on pee n it saves me an argument very much like this one.