I swear when I was a kid, I use to have so many damn ideas ALL the time, basically what I have now when I get high...kids are natural high stoners. But anyways, doesnt it suck that the dreams we had when we were kids barely ever come true?

Myself, for example, I wanted to be an adventurer and discover the lost city of Atlantis. MAN, I was set on doing that for like a solid 3-4 years. What were your childhood dreams?

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Wed, 03/02/2011 - 6:52pm
adam128jh Says:

I wanted to biuld robots. Now I build bongs... soooo beter lol

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 5:50am
Alistor Says:
Sat, 04/16/2011 - 8:34pm
NIckyBx333 Says:
Sat, 04/16/2011 - 2:22pm

I wanted to be a chef.
Granted, I DO still cook myself 3 course meals, but thats only when Im high.
So I guess you can say getting high is a way to get back to my roots and remind me of what I firstly wanted to pursue.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:07pm
kittyPOWer Says:
Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:08pm
Vinman24 Says:

great highDEA man. ummm i would probly say my dream was to be a professional baseball player, stupid arm injuries.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:11pm
cisco_kid Says:

So I pulled highdeas up and started reading this post and two sentences in I thought, "I bet this is one of Yoinkie's old ass posts.."


Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:16pm
macHIGH Says:

I wanted to be a garbage man, ya know the ones that hang off the back

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:14pm

Whaaat!? Wen I was little I had the same dream!!! I was always so entertained by it!!

Sun, 04/17/2011 - 5:19pm
macHIGH Says:

garbage men fo lifee haha
i plan on getting a summer job as a garbageman soon haha

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:18pm
nasfanatik Says:

i wanted to be a marine biologist..and i am one now...........just playin...that'd be sweet though right

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 7:17pm
Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:31pm

Professional Pogo-sticker (verb form??) I practiced on that shit allll day!

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:36pm

I wanted to play the violin in a big symphony.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:37pm
peenackle Says:

I've ALWAYS wanted to find Atlantis.
Hmm, I don't know, I used to want to be an artist and now I do graffiti and street art all the time, it's not what I had in mind, but now?
I wouldn't trade it for anything else. :)

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:40pm

I wanted to be an Alaska Crab Fisherman because I've grown up in Alaska my whole life and I watched and still watch the TV show Deadliest Catch.
Everyone told me I couldn't.
Probably cause I'm a girl, so.. I'm pretty sure that dream won't be coming true.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:55pm

Fuck that! Go get em girl, ya only live once. As long as u don't hurt ppl too much (never hurting anybody is impossible) do whatever the Fuck you want!

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:42pm
blazen Says:
Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:55pm

when i was little i wanted to be a beautiful spy who helped people lol i just wanted to be super i remember thinking everything was just sooo big when you were older like i keep thinking im gonna get taller and were gonna be giants but im 5'9 and my doctor says i probably wont get any taller :/

im just gonna be a gypsy and travel the earth selling my gypsy trinkets now

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:52pm

A professional actor...wait that still is my dream..


Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:57pm

Astronaut! I wanted to b a spacer from the beginning.
Living the dream... Of sorts

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:03pm
Lavos Says:
Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:06pm
peacetea92 Says:

i got a dream to have a awesome 420 party creod9@yahoo.com if your close to wyoming mi message me

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:13pm
Venatrix Says:

I wanted to be a hippie. That kinda happened.
I wanted to be a rabbit farmer when I was really, really young. Not really still going there, although I do have one rabbit that I love to death.
I wanted to be a dancer after that. I still love to dance, but I had to quit taking dance classes.
After that I wanted to be a writer. Still working on that one.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:17pm

I always wanted to be, super mom, an actor, brain surgeon, teacher all at the same time.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:26pm

I wanted to be a proctologist....haha just kidding. I wanted to be a karate master/actor/musician. I got the second two right. lol When I was a little older than that, I wanted to be a paleontologist and find lost dinosaurs.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:59pm

I wanted to be sub zero from mortal kombat

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 6:30pm
Jabreeze Says:

Me too! And beat scorpions ass all day! Thank god for video games!

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 5:04pm
meowmeow96 Says:

I literally just had this conversation last night and said the EXACT same things.

We were talking about how I used to play Jurassic Park, make forts, play the most awesome games, like you were just blazed as fuck your whole childhood. (:

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 5:07pm
JamieFC123 Says:

I wanted to be a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger!

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 5:18pm
irocknight Says:

i wanted to ride the dragon/dog from the never ending story....


Sat, 04/16/2011 - 5:19pm
Sat, 04/16/2011 - 5:23pm
irocknight Says:

unlike you we have friends and love life.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 5:41pm

to be the first female jewish president.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 5:42pm
guero311 Says:

I was determined to become a Pokemon trainer as soon as i turned 10....unfortunately i turned 10 and nothing happened

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 5:48pm
ForzaFiori Says:

I wanted to be an archeologist. I'm actually still working towards it though, getting a degree in history, looking to take some art history and latin/greek classes over this summer or next. It's gonna be hard as piss to do though.

Sun, 06/26/2016 - 10:16pm
TenaciousD Says:

What do you mean hard as piss? Pissing is easy-peazy. Sometimes pooping is hard. So hard as shit makes more sense.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 6:09pm

gynecologist. i knew what was up since day one :D

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 6:14pm
RatDog67 Says:

I'm living mine...... and enjoying the ride

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 6:24pm


you know what, i still dream about being an astronaut. yaknow what, i think i'll try to be one.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 8:17pm

i was convinced i would dig up dinosaur bones in my backyard

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 9:31pm

I wanted to be an architech but then I found marijuana and failed my math class for 4 years haha Fuck math!!

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 9:31pm

I wanted to move to Japan...not sure why but I really really did

Sun, 04/17/2011 - 3:33am

totallllly wanted to be a power ranger

Sun, 04/17/2011 - 9:47am
Benton Says:

What happened? Reality kicked in! And the survival in this concrete jungle started.

Sun, 04/17/2011 - 10:38pm
GuyTC Says:

I have always and still want to be a journalist even as close to as amazing as Hunter S. Thompson R.I.P. the world was much more strange and amazing place with you in it old friend.

Mon, 04/18/2011 - 10:02am

i totally had my mind set on taking over for tommy the white power ranger when he "got to old to do his job"

Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:17pm
Krye Says:

I wanted to be able to teleport around, actually I still want that for more diabolical reasons but reality keeps getting in the way of my dreams.

Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:39am
jake_ Says:

dude i wanted to be a star in the NFL. I used to flip the Topps football cards of my favorite players, and named one side NFL, and the other side not NFL, to see if I would make it.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 11:21pm
stonederer Says:

I wanted to become a nuclear physicist from age 6-12, then I got a swift kick in the reality.