Submitted by Stonerd.420 on Sun, 07/11/2010 - 5:00am
After enjoying some fine herb, my boyfriend and I were talking and personified the 3 big personal substances-tobacco, alcohol, and weed-this is what we came up with:
Tobacco is like a big fat white politician that can basically get away with murder cuz he has tons of money
Alcohol is like a super hot chick that everybody loves to spend the night with even though you know you'll wake up sorry the next morning cuz she's gonna screw you in more ways than one
And weed is like Jesus - quietly helping so many, easing so much suffering, and yet is publicly crucified for spreading hope.