After enjoying some fine herb, my boyfriend and I were talking and personified the 3 big personal substances-tobacco, alcohol, and weed-this is what we came up with:

Tobacco is like a big fat white politician that can basically get away with murder cuz he has tons of money

Alcohol is like a super hot chick that everybody loves to spend the night with even though you know you'll wake up sorry the next morning cuz she's gonna screw you in more ways than one

And weed is like Jesus - quietly helping so many, easing so much suffering, and yet is publicly crucified for spreading hope.


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Sun, 07/11/2010 - 5:06am
Mon, 07/12/2010 - 2:17pm
ramram956 Says:
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Grizzle Says:
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Hempalump Says:
Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:30pm

ababa bird bird bird, bird is the word

Sun, 07/11/2010 - 2:41pm
chelsREXX Says:

this is now one of my favorite highdeas , haha perfectly said :]

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Sun, 07/11/2010 - 3:19pm
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Sun, 05/12/2013 - 11:45am

Jesus is real he was born in Israel but I don't want to start all this so don't comment back

Sun, 07/11/2010 - 3:21pm

ithis is the best highdea ever. like seriously i read this and i was like oh my fuck. this is intence. then i called my friend and told her and we will smoke this bowl for you. a friend with weed is a friend indeed :)

Sun, 07/11/2010 - 3:21pm
Sun, 07/11/2010 - 3:27pm
Chewygod Says:

i just jizzed in my pants. that was the most amazing highdea ive ever heard

Sun, 07/11/2010 - 3:30pm
BillyBeans Says:

this is genius. if it wasn't so many words, i'd get it tatted on me chest.

"i smoke to get high because the world is so low"

Sun, 07/11/2010 - 3:58pm

No, but hundreds of thousands of non-violent offenders, normal people who aren't even the big dealers, are arrested and sit in jail right now so that politicians and big business can profit off of the private prison industry. It's a metaphorical comparison after all.

Sun, 07/11/2010 - 4:43pm

Of course, I'm just saying that the comparison of weed with jesus comes from a tremendous ignorance of history, and is based only on the modern concept of jesus as the all-loving peacenik, which he really wasn't anything like.

Sun, 07/11/2010 - 4:57pm

Of course it does, I'm not even religious, least of all Christian. I don't believe in any religious following, and I certainly don't pretend to know their teachings. The comparison comes from the modern day concept of Jesus, much like Santa Claus.

Sun, 07/11/2010 - 7:06pm

i believe in god and Jesus. I'm roman catholic but i have weird beliefs i think that god is everything in the universe. but anyways... never mind i forgot what my point was. friend with weed is a friend indeed

Sun, 07/11/2010 - 11:48pm

Alright, understandable. Sorry, I'm a bit too over-analytical at times.

Mon, 07/12/2010 - 12:33am
darkfire58 Says:

No dude, Jesus was the prophet sent by God to spread the news that God has forgiven them for all of humanity's past, present, and future sin. The entire concept of Jesus' coming was to spread good will. The ignorance of kings and people in power turned the Lord's message into something more violent.

Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:07pm

Well I'm so glad it only took god a few thousand years to forgive us for a woman eating an apple.
Fuck off, pal, you're preaching to the wrong person.

Tue, 07/13/2010 - 3:42am
T-monayyy Says:
Tue, 02/22/2011 - 1:38am

hahaha. not trying to bash christians but this seriously made me laugh.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 4:35am
Smokeitall Says:
Tue, 07/13/2010 - 4:55am

this is my brothers account but I loved the main post and had to comment this... This is soo true, and if America just stood up together to fight about this fact, weed would be legal completely.. We need to do this... and when it does I hope I'm involved.

Wed, 07/14/2010 - 3:14am

Really? You're gonna pull one of those cards on everyone? Despite the fact that the majority enjoy this highDEA and it makes them happy, you're gonna hate on them? Even if you disagree with it, why waste your time on it if it really matters to you so much? Wow. Douche.

Sun, 07/11/2010 - 4:25pm
Sun, 07/11/2010 - 6:48pm

Why the hate? Even if you don't agree, no need to hate on what other people believe in.

Smoke the herb and be happy.

<3 weed

Sun, 07/11/2010 - 8:12pm
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Sublime. Says:

I don't know why this got down voted.

Sun, 07/11/2010 - 7:34pm

so fucking true. thanks for this man.

Sun, 07/11/2010 - 8:45pm
Inaproprin Says:

Great highdea, except you forgot to mention that Jesus was the first goofball in the entire bible to "warn" people of their eternal damnation in hell for not loving the shit outa the guy and his pops. Plus, I don't think he would partake, he was too straight for his own good.

Sun, 07/11/2010 - 9:12pm

First off, I don't particularly care because I'm not at all religious and don't even really believe in Christianity. Second, and more importantly, back in his day, weed wasn't illegal, nor was it looked down upon; actually the opposite was true, it was used and revered as a medicinal herb as well as for paper and clothing. It wouldn't be at all surprising to find out that Jesus did in fact use weed, not to mention Pops is the one that put it on earth if you wanna take that route.

If that's the way you want to go, I also forgot to mention that the very first bible ever printed and bound was printed on cannabis hemp paper. God's law was written on WEED.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 1:29pm
Mr.Greeen Says:

there are churches in las vegas and cali called the church of the bible and the old testament there were references to a magical herb people smoked INCLUDING JESUS

Sun, 07/11/2010 - 9:29pm
Just_Blaze Says:

who cares if you dont believe in god. i don't believe in god either but it doesnt mean you cant appreciate the genius metaphors behind this's pure...genius

Sun, 07/11/2010 - 9:51pm

THANK YOU. Finally, someone actually gets it. It's about the metaphors, not the damn history behind them all. Geeze people, smoke more weed...

Sun, 07/11/2010 - 9:56pm

Tonight, i smoke a blunt in your honor. you sir are destined for great things.

Sun, 07/11/2010 - 10:10pm
tkom Says:
Mon, 07/12/2010 - 12:25am

hahahahahaha! i almost melted out of my seat when i read this :D

Mon, 07/12/2010 - 1:30am
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Mon, 07/12/2010 - 4:00am
Zackastors Says:

wow really epic highdea, im atheist but ill spare the bullshit because this is wayy too awesome to be ripping on. SWEET

Mon, 07/12/2010 - 4:10am
BigBangor Says:

I'm gonna make this comparison to my pastor lmao

Mon, 07/12/2010 - 4:38am

Thanks to all who up voted! This bowl is going out to all my fellow stoners, potheads, and marijuana enthusiasts :D

Mon, 07/12/2010 - 5:35am
Washeum Says:

Could not have said it better myself =D

Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:54am
joshua3886 Says:

Except I don't have to put no money in the plate to get some weed. I just ask my gf if she has any.

Mon, 07/12/2010 - 12:07pm
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Mon, 07/12/2010 - 5:13pm
mnb420 Says:

I'm glad the majority of the people here realize how awesome this analogy is. But why do some people gotta get so butthurt about religion? This isn't saying you have to believe in Christianity lol. Just take it for what it is, a great way to look at these three substances and what they represent to people. Kudos on this one!