So my friend and I always throw our seeds, stems, and roaches in the closet of my room to feed the Weed Gnomes. They seriously exist. We'll be going through my room and we'll find nugs laying around, one time my friend and I found an 8th in my room. They exist. Try feeding them, they give back.

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Wed, 10/21/2009 - 5:00pm


Sun, 10/18/2009 - 7:10pm
Tue, 10/20/2009 - 1:50am
littlemiss Says:

Yess! I have had this happen to me. I didn't know it was gnomes though. I'm excited.

Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:32am

First Step: Collect all socks
Second Step: Collect all weed
Third step: ???
Fourth Step: Profit

Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:50pm

OMG, thats hilarious, aweseome reference

Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:49am

its the ganja gods man! give and so you shall receieve, same thing happened to me and friend, same old situation sitting around wishing for somthing better and what do i find under myseat, but a decent bag of week(around 4-5 grams). made my day. what you dont use all goes to the ganja gods!

Tue, 10/20/2009 - 2:01pm

take shrooms. the gnomes will come out and communicate with you...

Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:13pm
Beckah Says:

I've had pretty much the opposite of that, and it's called weed mice...They use to steal our bud like CRAZY! I once found the remains of a huge bud laying by one of their holes...i guess they couldnt fit it all in there!

Wed, 10/21/2009 - 2:41pm

I just found a nugget on my floor. It wasnt there this morning. Thank You Mr.Gnomes.

Wed, 10/21/2009 - 3:53pm
moglin Says:

i thought i had gnomes once. then i found out where my ferret was stealing and hiding nugs. i think she either learned how to open a screw top jar or i just drop a lot of weed in the dark.

Wed, 10/21/2009 - 5:37pm
orangekush Says:

thats why i always toss the remains from rolling a joint on the floor. they give back, that or in desperate times i usually pick up scraps from the floor, 1 time i picked up almost 3 grams. mmmm carpet weed :)

Wed, 10/21/2009 - 6:30pm
Dakota420 Says:

every time i pick up an eighth or more, i put like .5 aside
i save that up as i buy more sacks
then, when i'm out of money from buying sacks, i have like at least another eighth to my dome

Wed, 10/21/2009 - 7:35pm
AJ138 Says:

i could see that attracting mice and beetles... normal mice and beetles... anything that likes to feed on organic material.

idk, havent had a seed in my green for years, and i ziploc my stems... full sandwich bag= sweet pot of 'green' tea =]

Wed, 10/21/2009 - 8:42pm

i've found random sacks laying around before, or sitting in drawers.
called my friends
no one claimed them
smoked up on the gnomes, and was grateful.

although i'm not impressed that people throw their weed on the floor, then pick it up later to smoke it.
what the fuck?

Wed, 10/21/2009 - 10:33pm
gzuz0990 Says:
Wed, 10/21/2009 - 10:33pm
PieceOBakin (not verified) Says:

i think they also live in my car.. and celebrate 4/20. Lost a blunt in December. Found it inbtween some metal under the seat on the twentieth. Best 4:20 eva

Fri, 10/23/2009 - 1:08am
Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:05pm
ClamSchwab Says:

what you must do is go out into the street and steal and smash every weed gnome in the gardens and eat their brains

Sat, 10/24/2009 - 1:11am
FenderHead Says:

No killing of the generous weed gnomes. Also no communication. Fairy tales will support this.

My friend has a pot ghost and he's always trying to fuck with us.

He's played unexplainable save files in games and opens the freezer when no one is near it.

But for the most part he's cool and just likes to chill.

Sat, 10/24/2009 - 2:55pm
Raelah Says:

I'v never had an encounter with any gnomes giving me bud back but my cat on the other hand hahah she walked by me while I was on this site probably haha and I noticed she had a decent sized nug on her back haha I thanked her of course and smoked it haha my kitty brings me drugs!

Mon, 10/26/2009 - 7:12pm

yea they do exist i just found 2 g's under my bed!

Sun, 11/08/2009 - 6:30pm
Thu, 11/26/2009 - 7:07am
iSmoke_420 Says:

dude. that is soooooo weird you made this weed gnome post. like i even made an account just to say that for four years now me and my buddies have insisted upon the existence of the elusive 'weed gnome'. we would always blaze in my little trailer and we'd always find little nugs and shit in those desperate times of runnin outta weed. and we'd say dude little weed gnomes put that there for us. wed call the found buds 'gnome grown' and always put half of what we founf in a little 'collection' jar and one day there was just more bud in it than we had put. coincidence? i think not..