Uhh ok so like astral projection is the shitz

This shit has been pissing me off.. I've been trying
to leave my body for YEARS. I never had even the tiniest luck..

I had my first successful "jump" last night.
My mind is still fucking blown.

I just kinda.. hovered and looked at myself..

CRAZY! but as soon as like.. I tried to think..
BOOM back in my body =[
How am I supposed to navigate the universe without thinking?!

Either way, I'm glad I have personal proof astral projection isn't bullshit.

My idea: Try it yourself.
Fucking incredible..
Like breathing for the first time.

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you can navigate the universe on acid.. just a thought

HitTheBong420 2 weeks 1 day 22 min 10 sec ago

That's hallucinating.

This isn't..

tokeymcdank 2 weeks 1 day 20 min 41 sec ago

how do u do it?

J-Fizzle 2 weeks 1 day 17 min 48 sec ago

There are tons of techniques, just google astral projection techniques and experiences and read around. Eventually you will find one that works for you.

tokeymcdank 2 weeks 23 hours 41 min 58 sec ago

yea ive been doing that, i might try this weekend... does blazing count as a "relaxation technique"?

J-Fizzle 2 weeks 7 hours 7 min 12 sec ago

Dood same here, except I projected on my first try but have had trouble doing it since but I keep trying and have succesfully done it 3 times, keep trying man it IS possible

Oggycruz 2 weeks 1 day 5 min 47 sec ago

wait were u shrooming or waht because i dont think ive ever had an out of body experience before

mackybear15 2 weeks 23 hours 46 min 43 sec ago

No, I haven't been on any hallucinogens in like 2 months.

Your logic is also retarded.

You haven't ever had an OBE so I must've been on shrooms?

Makes NO sense.

tokeymcdank 2 weeks 23 hours 38 min 51 sec ago

hahaha

J-Fizzle 2 weeks 7 hours 6 min 30 sec ago

I've never looked at myself, but I 'remote view' a bit. I usually get into a meditative state by putting on some white noise or some slow drumming. Then I either concentrate on the person I want to find or the place I want to see. Generally I just leave my body with out much effort but sometimes it takes more time and concentration. At first I started with places I know, then ventured into places I was unfamiliar with. I find it works best when tired, it's easier to kind of drift into a meditative state that way.

IDriveNaked 2 weeks 23 hours 46 min 12 sec ago

I have only had this one experience but I can't wait until I can control where I go.

I'm gonna go smoke with a hyperdimensional entity. =D

tokeymcdank 2 weeks 23 hours 35 min 15 sec ago

how does this work?>!

NaTaS 2 weeks 20 hours 57 min 35 sec ago

This page may help you and others.

http://www.astralvoyage.com/projection/index.html

tokeymcdank 2 weeks 20 hours 15 min 19 sec ago

this page gives a bunch of techniques, ive never done this, ima try soon, but idk if they work

http://www.5starpsychicadvice.com/How2AstralProject.html

J-Fizzle 2 weeks 7 hours 5 min 2 sec ago

you guys sound like morons that shits fake the only reason that tokeymcdank thinks he had an OBE is because he is retarded... Want a real OBE I hear PCP is the best way

donkeykong6000 2 weeks 5 hours 35 min 35 sec ago

You're the one that sounds like a fucking moron.
Being high on angeldust = an OBE to you?

I'm retarded am I? A moron?
Interesting how I'm able to communicate so well..

Calling someone who obviously has a better grasp of
the language we're using than yourself a "moron"
is treading in a dangerous area, buddy.

It's a likely indicator that the person is quite
a bit more intelligent than yourself.

Go play with your crayons in the corner and leave
the grown-ups to talk about grown-up things. :]

tokeymcdank 1 week 2 days 2 hours 45 min ago

Socrates left his body for about three days, just hanging out in the universe. He told Plato to guard his body.

Good Luck and Be Careful!

dearprudence 2 weeks 3 hours 57 min 32 sec ago

Look up Doctor David Hawkings and become enlightened. NAMASTE bro!!!

Greenvalley 2 weeks 3 hours 48 min 35 sec ago