Bitches vs. Weed
I recently got my heart broken like really bad! So I started dating this chick I knew from college. The bitch told me she hates when guys put up a front and aren't who they really are. She also said she hates when people smoke weed. So I quit. She also told me she loved me. She invited me to Florida where she's from. I'm from Michigan. So I blew $448 on tickets and flew down there. We had a great time. Like a REALLY good time. I got back to Michigan 2 days before Christmas. She broke up with me cuz she said we were going too fast, which is understandable, BUT she, in an email, told me she doesn't believe we can continue a friendship. She has stop talking to me as of Christmas Eve 2009. Who does that?!! The thing that bugs me the most is the morning she took me to the airport I asked her if we were still cool. She responds, "Of course we are, why would I ask you to come see me all the way to Orlando just for me to break up with you?"
That was one of the worst Christmases I've ever had. She was the complete opposite of what she made herself out to be and a coward.
I started smoking weed again, and realized something: Weed never lies to you. It will get you high and make you happy no matter what. So far, weed has NEVER lied to me. Weed...I'm so sorry I left you. Thanks for taking me back :)
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5 star romantic story :)
Passionate hahaha!
never change yourself or what you like to do for any bitch.
"America's Most Blunted"
dude thats a touching story weed never does nothing wrong its like the perfect thing :) stay high and stay in school :P
It's funny how often you hear about things like this, but men have the reputation of being assholes and dogs.
Spread the logic.
Where in Michigan?!
as long as u fucked that bitch
ur a fuckin pussy
haha chill guy. no need to be an asshole just cause you got a tiny dick
If she really loved you, she wouldn't have made you stop smoking. Back in the day, before I started smoking, I was dating a total stoner; even though I didn't really "approve" of what he was doing, I would never have asked him to stop for me. And, yea, we didn't end up together in the end, but hey, I smoke a whole lot of weed now, so I ended up in a good place :)
im sorry to tell you this, im also having a relationship with maryjane
ahaha she gets around dude
she must be bi! I've also been seeing her for awhile now.
she was my hoe.. i'd pay mad bucks to hit that
but now.. she gives it up to me for free sometimes :]
every now & then i take a hit to lift my history;
inspire my art & spark my creativity *
lmao. been with her for years! does that make me a lesbian?
I totally understand you. I have my own devestating story, however, I fell back upon another girlfriend that will never lie, cheat, nor steal from me, and who knows precisely how I feel at all times. Then I started smokin weed and dude...best combo ever. Whatever the stance happened to be, I did create some of the most beautiful and epic of all Metal. Just a suggestion: Step 1.) Learn an instrument. Step 2.) Play it.
"What is the most beautiful thing in existence?"
hey hey now, not all girls are like this (; he happened to choose the wrong bud.
i live 20 minutes from detroit and im always willing to smoke out a fellow highdeas member. especially after a bad breakup. offers on the table.
dude...bob marley...its gonna b ok :)
wikipedia does not approve.
you're information is never correct anyway.
:) jokes.
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hellllllllllllllll yesssssssss!
dude weed loves you no matter what, always and forever, this is a fact of life. weed's love is unconditional and all consuming
this story sounds so familiar.. does that girl go to MSU by any chance?
This is funny cause I just re upped on my personal quarter of purple urkle and I told my buddy, "Dude if even *girls name at my school* asked me to blaze i'd be like na i'm not good, sorry"
W.o.B - Weed over bitches any day (unless they put out)
She went to MSU for grad school, but didn't finish. Do you know her? If so, give her a big middle finger for me!
Sorry about your bad luck. Something similar happens to all of us. True love doesn't involve "deal breakers". Anytime somebody wants ' this for that.' They don't love you. They love to manipulate. Learn. Move on. Be careful. Find true love. It's right around the corner. :)
On all of the things that I have seen you comment you are always so nice. Thank you for being one of the people on this website that's awesome enough to share their kindness with the world. We need more people you and I.
- Theresa :)
"One love, Fly high"
Thank you Theresa. I try. I would like to be treated kindly. Therefore it makes sense to do the same. It's a lot better world when you have common courtesy surrounding you. Give it get it. :)
Fuckin feel ya bro. I'll never stop smokin weed for a bitch anymore.
Hope u learned ur lesson man. karma just kicked u right in the balls, never quit doing anything for anybody without good reason, and pussy is never a good reason to quit smoking weed.
:) that was sweet. you should have known from the minute she wanted you to quite smoking weed man. what kind of person would wanna take that part of your soul away from you?
lmao she was a total succubus!
this reminds me of watergate, or galactica, i cant remember which tho
ya man. every once in awhile ill try for an uppity bitch like that. but then i realize thats not what i wanna do and i go back to my sweet sweet friend mary. shes a five star bitch haha
dating people who ask you to change is only gonna cause unneeded tension and resentment...you should never date anyone who isnt 100% ok with who you are and the things you do- especially weed :::as a chick i've noticed that its made me a much less bitch and a more likable person/girlfriend::: >_<
stoners live and stoners die
but in the end we all get high
so if at first you don't succeed
FUCK the world ; go smoke some Weed.
come to learn that he also cheated on me. awesome.
never change for anyone man.
people come and go, to thine own self be true. smoke your weed. if they really love you, they will tolerate your own life decisions.
you need to find yourself a pretty pothead chick. some one to keep it real with.
good luck to you sir :)
never, EVER stop smoking for a girl. if you're a stoner and she doesnt like weed, then you're obviously not gonna get along. people just need to be themselves man
no matter how hard you hit mary jane......she never hits back
Don't ever quit for someone else!!
AWWWWW THATS SO SWEET :)
that sucks dude. just remember from now on: never give up what u love for anyone else.