1. There's always one person that we try to avoid smoking with, because when you're smoking with them, they just freak you the fuck out. So you participate in the act of avoiding them like the mothafuckin plague, because they're freaky.

2.If you and your friends are at someone's house, and your friends want to go to Mini Mart to get something to drink, and you don't want to go, someone is obligated to stay there with you. You can't just leave someone at the house!

3. To every 2 stoned people, there should be one sober person to look after them and to put a new dvd in when the stoners can't move.

Also, today I went to the park and swung on the swings while listening to Thr Dirty Heads. It was awesome. Try it.

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Sun, 04/17/2011 - 4:00pm

This is basically every weekend for me, but no one is down to walk to the mini mart:(

 
 
Sun, 08/21/2011 - 3:16am

I will gladly walk to the minimart with you

 
 
Mon, 08/22/2011 - 12:42am
zweaver Says:
 
 
Sun, 04/17/2011 - 4:03pm
hadadat Says:

Oh hell someone would have to go with you! It generally works both ways! Mini Mart sounds so terrible to me right now, I'm glued to the couch.

 
 
Sun, 08/21/2011 - 2:08am
Jazzzyyy Says:
 
 
Sun, 08/21/2011 - 5:33am
hadadat Says:
 
 
Sun, 04/17/2011 - 4:07pm
rogerrr Says:

you've been a member for 4 days 20 hours ;P

 
 
Sun, 04/17/2011 - 4:12pm
hadadat Says:
 
 
Mon, 04/18/2011 - 12:08am
Alistor Says:

#1: EVERY female I've smoked with has been weird as fuck. Like... seriously... they just talked about serious shit and gossip or whatever and killed the buzz. :/

 
 
Sat, 08/20/2011 - 3:49pm
mischa2793 Says:

that's really unfortunate, my heart goes out to you

 
 
Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:29pm
angel_food Says:

That blows. I can tell ya as a chick stoner, that we're not all like that. Good luck findin a cool girl. ;)

 
 
Sun, 08/21/2011 - 2:21am

i like talkin seroiusly.like how were gonna do somethin or geronimoooooooooooo the govenment cuts ninnininjaas

 
 
Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:43pm
hadadat Says:

Really? Aw, shit. That'd probably kill my high, too. I generally don't even like smoking with girls, because I don't think girls are funny. Only a select few!

 
 
Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:31pm
angel_food Says:

Haha That one person for me and my grooup used to be my cousin. She's such a buzz kill. Talkin bout her problems and shit. Bitch we tryin to get hi an u wanna talk bout ur man problems stfu lol We'd go to great lengths to avoid her.

 
 
Sun, 08/21/2011 - 2:44am

Wow... I am fucking high. Ever heard that before, haha? You sound like kind of a prick, my friend. And you too, guy above me ^^^.

This is the sound of Dr. Zoidberg crab-walking away into the midnight moon.

 
 
Sun, 08/21/2011 - 5:36am
hadadat Says:

]: I'm a pretty nice girl, I'd say! But, you're entitled to your opinion, I guess!

 
 
Fri, 08/26/2011 - 2:40pm
angel_food Says:

Meh I'm not a prick. Have you never experienced smoking with a buzzkill?

 
 
Sun, 08/21/2011 - 4:24am
osiblehaze Says:

I disagree with #3. Me and my stoned friends can get by okay on our own. Someone usually ends up being forced to put in the DVD.

 
 
Sun, 08/21/2011 - 5:43am

Dude, swear to god...

The least high in the group is AUTOMATICALLY assigned to take care of the mess everyone else makes.

 
 
Sun, 08/21/2011 - 5:58am
hadadat Says:
 
 
Sun, 08/21/2011 - 7:01am
Peachez Says:

You don't just take care of your own mess?

 
 
Sun, 08/21/2011 - 6:24am

interesting..been noticing those same things lately too
strange vibes going around the west coast or something i guess.

music+swing= bombskis hahaha u know wuts up

 
 
Sun, 08/21/2011 - 1:00pm

No offense but you look like a girl i saw and killed in a nightmare :S........

 
 
Sun, 08/21/2011 - 2:31pm

I know what your talking about with number one some people just come off demonic to me not cool lol

 
 
Sun, 08/21/2011 - 2:56pm

if your the only one that doesnt wanna go to the mini mart why dont you just not be "that person" and go with them

 
 
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 10:36pm

Dude ive never heard of these guys before so the past few minutes i tried searching "Thr Dirty Heads"

The whole time i was like wtf does "Thr" mean?