What if the real God wasn't actually recognzed by any religion on the planet? Like he is just sittin wherever he sits and is thinking, "What the fuck guys? You have 100,000 religions on this damn planet and none of them are even right!"

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Tue, 09/11/2012 - 7:08pm


Fri, 04/01/2011 - 8:15am
Tue, 09/11/2012 - 9:39pm
SoClose Says:

in their own way yes.

But seriously....the real god?

Still can't see what is LITERALLY, right in front, and in all directions from and within you.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 9:03pm
Neohobeo Says:
Wed, 09/12/2012 - 10:35pm

I wonder who made up the word "God"...

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:49am
E.Scooby Says:

What if it was the first word anyone ever came up with?

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 5:59pm
Wed, 09/05/2012 - 3:30am

Each religion has their own version of God and of course, they are all right. It's what they do with their Knowledge of Him that distinguishes one sect from another. Say, whatever happened to the MercifulGod I read so much about? I don't hear that preached lately.

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 4:49pm

Dude that literally just blew my fucking mind....

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 5:25pm

If god's pubes are weed, then the broccoli - cheddar soup from panera is definitely his piss

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 10:39pm
kittyblue7 Says:

dude, im hella stoned and that shit made me fucking die of laughter man..

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 5:49pm
AdamOest Says:

The "God," if he exists(and there could be many) is one who can view all ten dimensions.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 8:54pm
WaLsH Says:
Wed, 09/12/2012 - 9:01pm

There's 420 dimensions : )

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 6:29pm
Sno Says:
Tue, 09/11/2012 - 7:56pm

what if there is no god! wouldnt that just be logical. hehe

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:15pm

why is that any more logical then there being a God?....Either one is just as plausible as the other

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 9:34pm

the real god? you mean mother nature and father time?

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 10:22pm
blueglue_e Says:

dude...i respect you all I have to say

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 10:28pm
Biopsy Says:

Go watch the movie Zietguist. It was made in 2007 but damn it blew my fucking mind beyond belief

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 11:10am
Kerrigannn Says:
Mon, 09/17/2012 - 5:07pm
Biopsy Says:

Yes, haha thank you for the correction.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:33pm
BakedPayne Says:

I love the zetigiest movies but there are many misconceptions and flat out fallacies in the first one.

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 10:30pm

What if "God" is just a human construct created to make stupid monkies with big brains feel safer and less stupid?
What seems more likely: we are relatively intellegent monkies flying head-long through space on a speck of cosmic dust in the Orion spur of the Milky Way, a tiny galaxy in an ever expanding universe AND a god made it like that? Or the first thing AND shit happens, we are part of that shit, so lets make the best of it because all religions are grasping at imaginary straws in the dark?

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 10:32pm

Wooooooowwww.... monkies=monkeys..... what can I say... sum good shit *cough*

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 12:26am
mindgames Says:

The milky way galaxy and orion and all the words your using are just a human construct created to make stupid monkeys feel safer. You don't know what any of these things are.

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 10:57pm
ganjabliss Says:

what god didn't realize is children need a toy. children being people and a toy being a material thing to worship. I wonder if there was no Jesus would people just pray to an empty spot on the wall?

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 11:25pm
LadyPotts Says:

Is it possible that it doesn't matter what god you believe in or pray to, that maybe that feeling inside we call a spirit is just the threads of the fabric that we are all a part of, which is life itself? If everything that makes us different as humans (race, religion, sex) is stripped away, we are all exactly the same. Muscles and bones. The same as every other creature on this planet.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 12:24am
mindgames Says:

We are not the son of gods you idiots, we are the brother of god. We are divine. The romans realized this thousands of years ago, which lead to their downfall. We are not below the angels, we are above them.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 5:17am

if god made us, how could we ever be anything less than what were made of? i believe everything is part of god, we all have our piece of god inside us.we have the god given power to create. to attract or repel the kind of life we want with our decisions and thoughts. i do not believe god is a seperate being. we are of god. the universe is god. that my belief. but everyone is entitled to their opinion, and i respect everyone elses belief, even though we may or may not agree. we'll never know till we die i guess.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 5:55pm

can you please elaborate on your beliefs about GOd, because I have something i need to say but i cannot say it to the wrong people.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:24pm

its alot similar to "pantheist" beliefs, i guess you can say. but its more of my own thing that i expand on the more i grow. i believe that there is no external/separate being that judges us when we die. i believe that we are only held back and judged by our own conscience,and our "higher self" as some can put it. we ourselves are in a way god.well part of god. just imagine it like this. imagine god/the universe as a giant ocean that represents everything. take one droplet of water from that ocean. is it still ocean water? yes, of course, just not as a whole. were all essentially made from the same stuff. we are OF god. without us, there is no god, not the other way around.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:00am
mindgames Says:

You don't even truly know yourself, so your perception of god is only an exaggeration of yourself that you do not know yet

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 3:33pm

and your so aware about the actual reality of things? didnt say i know it all, just said i have my beliefs and im learning more everyday. thats really all we can do, we'll never know until we die. maybe not even then.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 9:20am
BluntVille Says:

What if GOD watches T.V and his favorite Movie is half Baked.....

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 12:31pm

In my opinion it's ridiculous to think any human being could comprehend something like a god or afterlife. No religion is based on what could be accepted as fact, they're all just ancient stories, passed down over the years. None of it is any more believable than Greek mythology, so I choose not to dictate my life for fear of hell, and abide by my own set of rules and morals. I think it's best to accept that what one can not fathom shouldn't be given too much thought.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:37pm

people have to make shit so complicated haha. your right man, just do what you know to be right and accept that we will never know anything.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 5:53pm

I believe that GOD is the universe and it manifests in the form of consciousness.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 10:13pm


Wed, 09/12/2012 - 11:55pm
baked101 Says:
Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:36pm

This has been posted, but its a good read.

“The Egg” by Andy Weir

You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And that’s when you met me.
“What… what happened?” You asked. “W
here am I?”
“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.
“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”
“Yup,” I said.
“I… I died?”
“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.
You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”
“More or less,” I said.
“Are you god?” You asked.
“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”
“My kids… my wife,” you said.
“What about them?”
“Will they be all right?”
“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”
You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.
“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”
“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”
“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”
“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”
“All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.”
You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?”
“Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.”
“So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.”
“Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.”
I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had.
“You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.”
“How many times have I been reincarnated, then?”
“Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.”
“Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?”
“Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.”
“Where you come from?” You said.
“Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.”
“Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.”
“Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.”
“So what’s the point of it all?”
“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”
“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted.
I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.”
“You mean mankind? You want us to mature?”
“No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.”
“Just me? What about everyone else?”
“There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.”
You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”
“All you. Different incarnations of you.”
“Wait. I’m everyone!?”
“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.
“I’m every human being who ever lived?”
“Or who will ever live, yes.”
“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”
“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.
“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.
“And you’re the millions he killed.”
“I’m Jesus?”
“And you’re everyone who followed him.”
You fell silent.
“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”
You thought for a long time.
“Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?”
“Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.”
“Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?”
“No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.”
“So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…”
“An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.”
And I sent you on your way.