It took me until just now to realize how the metaphor works...

Bees pollinate, and birds lay eggs.


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Tue, 09/20/2011 - 8:00pm


Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:05pm

haha i seriously had no idea untill now xD

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 2:44pm
hippiechic Says:

Word lol,i never put 2 and 2 together....not to get 4...u know what i mean

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 5:27pm
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Wed, 09/21/2011 - 9:52pm
Thu, 09/22/2011 - 1:53am
hellooooo Says:
Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:06pm
Sun, 05/01/2011 - 2:35am
emilyannn Says:

ive always wondered what that actually meant.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 6:26am
BobbyZ Says:

i was confused as to why they chose those two animals

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 5:26pm
Shortney Says:

bees arent animals hahaha s'okay though, they're hairy so they should still count...

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 5:42pm
MrFrye Says:

they are animals... what the fudge you talking about

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 6:24pm

^^ yeah according to her insects are NOT animals..

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 6:57pm
MrFrye Says:

its just a type of animal.. thats like saying bears arent animals because its a mammal

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 2:09am

Youre wrong but its okay. Im not going to downvote. Im not upset with you for being misinformed at some point. The bee actually belongs to the "Animilia" kingdom, so they do count... ;)
PS This isnt like facebook where a like would be an upvote here and the downvote isnt the dislike button you always wanted. jus chill out wit the downvotes, theyre a bigger deal than somebody just being wrong. help the person, dont hate on the person. this is a peaceful, loving, cooperative website. downvotes are for haters and spammers.
sorry to rant

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 5:57am
Thu, 09/22/2011 - 7:04am
Fri, 09/16/2011 - 4:54am
Wed, 09/21/2011 - 9:23pm

Lol right I just gave the biggest OHHH!!

Tue, 09/20/2011 - 4:30pm

i never thought of it that way before :o

Tue, 09/20/2011 - 6:21pm

BobbyZ.. just saying a bee isn't an animal.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 2:35pm
Doogal.007 Says:

Im pretty fucking sure a bee is an animal

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 4:04pm
CamBam. Says:

Just saying, tiffywiffy16 isnt a name!

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 4:06pm
saikorican Says:

Haha bro you must be pretty stoned because a bee is most definitely an animal.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 9:33pm
Jedi-Flip Says:

All of these people double checked that a bee was an animal with google before replying... would it be that hard to check google yourself before posting?

Tue, 09/20/2011 - 6:49pm
Tue, 09/20/2011 - 6:57pm

i always thought birds where guys cuz a bird look more like a penis than a bee does but it always left me picturing a bunch of bees buzzing around in a swarm to make the shape of a vagina.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 9:05pm

how the hell does a bird look like a penis?

Tue, 09/20/2011 - 6:57pm

NOW IT MAKES SENSE!!!! holy shit... haha

Tue, 09/20/2011 - 7:00pm

you would think parents would be able to find a less confusing metaphor

Tue, 09/20/2011 - 7:02pm

You're welcome for the 40th upvote =} I loved this because it showed me I wasnt the only one who didnt get it until right now bahaha.

Tue, 09/20/2011 - 10:14pm
Deez619 Says:

I didn't kno till now thanks it tottaly blew mind

Tue, 09/20/2011 - 10:26pm
Ginger. Says:

I learned something new today, thank you :)

Tue, 09/20/2011 - 10:38pm

them pirty birds gotta watch out for those rapist black wasps.

cuz they use there stingers an shit.

Tue, 09/20/2011 - 10:48pm

thanks for sharing, I would have never known....

Tue, 09/20/2011 - 11:00pm
mattvargus Says:

but birds also 'polinate in a way' how do th females get pregnant. it sould be bees and the flowers. the flower being a pussy. and a bee being a mindless male drone drawn to the pussy even though he could be chillin or ballin if he didnt want it so much..

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 3:14pm
lookeloo Says:
Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:35pm
sellerst Says:

CRAZY shit man I just realized that as well... woooooowwwww mind boggeling

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:46pm

Lol, never really put much thought in it till nowXD

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:54pm
Wed, 09/21/2011 - 2:02pm
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Wed, 09/21/2011 - 2:37pm
Jamongi Says:
Wed, 09/21/2011 - 2:56pm
Wed, 09/21/2011 - 3:21pm
Atheistic Says:

Holy shit I never ever understood that before!

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 3:22pm
iBlow Says:

i always thought they were trying to influence interspecices sex

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 3:33pm
Wed, 09/21/2011 - 4:15pm
Candamile Says:

Reminds me of the BeeGees. Why? I dunno.

Ha Ha Ha ha

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 5:05pm

holy hale. I never even thought of that. learning something new everyday, hah.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 6:41pm
exotic420 Says:
Wed, 09/21/2011 - 9:29pm
yoyo Says:

dude that was epically mind blowing the shit out of me.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 10:25pm
sudahi51 Says:

thanks i always was wondering why a bee was fuckin a bird which is what i used to think