Everyone stoner has a friend that got them into smoking and smoked them up for the first time. Most of us have also taught others how to smoke. It's kind of like having a parent and having kids. Imagine how far back the stoner lineage goes. There must be some sort of stoner Adam and Eve who have passed on the tradition.

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Fri, 04/02/2010 - 8:35pm


Fri, 04/02/2010 - 5:22pm

Then I'm proud to say, I fathered a lot of people

Fri, 04/02/2010 - 7:48pm

I took my friend Zack's stoner v-card. It's rad. I felt like a sensei.

Fri, 04/02/2010 - 8:39pm

i bought the first bag and me and my buddy taught ourselves. rolled j's outta newspaper and snuck out of his parents house (we were 13). i'd like to think all of the knowledge i've learned about weed and smoking etc has helped others

Fri, 04/02/2010 - 9:26pm
Mtropy Says:

I'll bet you god was like, pfffffffffffffffffft,hit this to Adam and eve

Fri, 04/02/2010 - 9:30pm

omg u should write a fuking stoner bible bro seriously lmao thatt would make u god hah

Sat, 04/03/2010 - 12:40am
dsg215 Says:

lol not me i bought off a random dealer and smoked by myself in my room for the first time when I was 14. i am a freak.

Sat, 04/03/2010 - 12:42am
dsg215 Says:

but i did smoke someone up for the first time. so i guess i started my own lineage.

Sat, 04/03/2010 - 6:07pm
hugweed Says:

yes. the virgin stoners are the best. then you can say "calmmmmmmm downnnnn mannnnn"

Sat, 04/03/2010 - 11:02pm
Sun, 04/04/2010 - 2:32pm

I was just talking about this with my friend the other day! We realized he's my weed grandfather!

Just like me, they want to be:
~Michael Franti

Sun, 04/04/2010 - 6:33pm
RandomHero Says:

I'm pretty sure that's because when you smoke you realize how great it is and how it should be shared. Almost all stoners(besides gangsters) are down for peace. We all just wanna hang out with people and have a good time.. share the wealth!! I'm proud to say I've taken many individuals stoner-v-cards and we are all fantastic friends to this day. It's like.. the bind that never breaks!

Yours truly,


Mon, 10/15/2012 - 6:00pm