Sex is like weed, and anal is like heroin...
Sex and weed are really awesome. Anal and heroin probably feel better, but they're both too dirty and risky for me to try.
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Nothing risky about anal, unless your a dude, then you run the risk of being a faggot.
-It is not mind, it is not Buddha, it is not things.-
Well in Health class they said that if you stick it in without the proper "stretching," she could like rupture something and bleed out or something...idk if that's true or if he was just screwing with us though
Well ya, that's true. But if you're a chick I'll prove to you just how not risky it is ;P
-It is not mind, it is not Buddha, it is not things.-
you pretty much just said you're not big enough to make it risky for her ass.
pretty sure he was just fuckin' with you because people shit all the time and you can't deny that sometimes you take a BIG ASS SHIT soooo im pretty sure your dick is skinner than the fat ass shit that came out of that asshole so go ahead buttfuck who ever you wanna buttfuck...although I myself don't want it up the ass
hahhaha
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dude this made be laugh my ass off...good ass funny point lmao
it's so wrong that it's right. lol
i upvoted, but i have to say as a girl
anal feels good. :D
& i'm not dirty.
haha, my ass is way too tight. how'd you prepare?
genius
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hey frozen monkey hit me up :P lol
Haha i would if you were closer.
But guys dont seem to like it.
I always feel weird if i mention i like it.
so sometimes i have to do it myself(:
Well, smoking weed and having sex is better. Heroin and anal sex PROOOOBABLLLY doesn't settle too well with someone.
In MY opinion.. I'm staying away from having anal-heroin sex.
Shits scaary!
Smoke weed dudes.. Keep it out of your ass if your a guy too. That's just homosexual.
idk if I'd go so far as to say its better than sex, more an interesting variation. I love anal(being on the giving end lol), and honestly every girl I've done it with actually enjoyed it quite a bit as well. And there's certainly nothing dangerous or dirty about it, as long as you have a decent knowledge of what you're doing.
This is fantastic. I agree.
All orientations and genders can enjoy anal sex.
Don't knock it till you've tried it.
Yeap! Please be attentive with the hygiene! I won't think that you'll recall in a time like that to wear a condom or even to do a clisma or what is necessary for anal.. Anyway, in a ketamine rehab I don't think we'll have time for anal..or even sex..just with yourself - kinda healthy anyway. :)
The last girl just wouldn't leave afterwards. Although she was tied to one of my nice new designer radiators at the time