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Raise your kids to believe there is no such thing as a dishwasher

They'll go to a friend's house and find out they're real! Instant enlightenment.

Submitted by: AfroFuckDog 28 weeks 12 hours ago – Made popular 27 weeks 3 days ago
Category: philosophy   Tags:
avg votes:16up votes:23down votes:7total votes:30

I lost it at "instant enlightenment".
Nicely done.

you would be the coolest dad ever.