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Raise your kids to believe there is no such thing as a dishwasher

They'll go to a friend's house and find out they're real! Instant enlightenment.

Submitted by: AfroFuckDog 33 weeks 5 days ago – Made popular 33 weeks 1 day ago
Category: philosophy   Tags:

I lost it at "instant enlightenment".
Nicely done.

you would be the coolest dad ever.