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Penguins defy physics

Have you ever watched a video of penguins sliding across the ground? Have you ever watched them stand up? When penguins stand up they don't obey the laws of gravity. They don't use their flippers of feet to get up, they merely levitate to their feet. How can i learn to do that also?

Submitted by: CBaked 6 weeks 2 days ago – Made popular 6 weeks 1 day ago
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im assuming youd have to dedicate your time to observing penguins and then mimicking their actions.
penguins are tricky bastards arent they??!

wow ive never thought about that.
could you imagine a day in the life of a penguin?
it sounds so fun.

Maybe its just me but -75ºF and 100 mph winds don't sound appealing haha. Plus if you could be a bird, why not one that can fly?

they sure are some freaky birds, they swim really well and dont fly..

im thinking they are aliens

thats the only rational solution.

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i agree. i believe they are some kind of alien creature

Actually penguins aren't birds nor are they aliens in true fact they are walking bowling pins wearing tuxedos

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It's called momentum.

Crazy stuff man you gotta love the penguinz