Lighter theft!!!
how many tymes has this happened to u? u smoke out in a session leave high as fuck and then realize someone stole your lighter? now u cant smoke that roach in ur bong or the resin left over in ur bowl. now u have to drive to the gas station hating life cuz sum incurtious motherfucker stole ur lighter. there should be a lighter that only lights to ur fingerprints. stop lighter theft and vote up on my HIGHDEA!!!!!!
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i hate getting BICed bro. it blows even more if you aren't 18 and can't just go buy a lighter whenever
I usually etch my initials on the side with a knife when I get my BICs...when I'm not too stoned to remember to do it
4:21...best minute of my life!
whats 4:21 best minute of my life mean? ive seen it like twice today
it's the minute after 4:20, when you smoke. So by 4:21, you're high. Hence the minute from 4:20-4:21, the best minute of my life.
ya that happend to me the other day
Me and my friends used to always steal each others lighters.
Sometimes a lighter would rotate through the whole group.
This is also why I always buy two lighters whenever I do buy them.
that sounds funny
very true, except for the "incurtious motherfucker" part. i'm sure the majority of the time the person who steals the lighter is just high as fuck and doesn't realize it.
http://lighterleash.com/home.html
it will solve all your problems
i guess im lucky cuz i find lighters in my car all the time and nobody remembers that they dnt have it wen they get out. so i keep one on me, two in the car, and the rest at home
DAMN YOU LIGHTER THIEVES!!! .......uh oh.....whos bic is this.......it was an accident! i swear!
we call that "Getting Bic'ed"
or that cigarrette you wanna smoke so bad
people get mad hype about it though. i pocket lighters by accident. but im usually the one bringing around the trees, so if somebody gets salty about me walking off with their lighter, well, they can suck my dick.
aw yeah that blows man thats why u gotta make it ur mission to get that lighter back I dont care how high u r
not gonna lie I hav taken my portion of lighters by total accident but to me its kinda like lighter karma
I like your idea but if you are a stoner you should have a backup someplace unless you got to blazed and 4got lol.
no thats a gay idea cause if the person who stole your lighter ends up a merder scene and he drops your lighter your fucked cause oviously its gotta have a memory storege device witch stores the memory of your exzact fingure prit that no one else in the universe can duplicate......
but my better sugjestion is that wen they get a sertaian distance away from the original owner of the lighter that shit blows up like a grande like remote controlled or something lmao but this hgh idea has allready been posted up i stole it just like lighters...
man i hate that, but u cant say u've never stolen a lighter on accident i do it all the time without realizing it i usually always have a lighter so when i need to bum one im just so used to putting it in my pocket i dont even think when i do it. its a natural reaction to any long time stoner
I agree man my lighters are always disappering but you should make the lighter spark its self so all you do is push down the gas.
God im soooooooooo stoned thank god for the burning bush.
one time i cut out pictures of my face and taped them to my lighters. it truly prevents lighter theft
I've done that, decided to be nice and allow everyone to borrow my lighter for the smoke session then it disappears. I went around the whole party asking if anyone had my lighter and no one seemed to have it...now I make sure to watch where mine goes. Especially since most of mine are BICs.
I actually have to admit that I have been one of those incurtious bastards at least once, although I have had it happen to me on more smoke sessions then I can count..O and then don't you love it when you get your lighter back (if you're lucky enough) and its fuckn' empty! and you know goddamn well it was brand new when it was jacked! LOL
Shannon In O*C
honestly ive taken as many lighters as i have had stolen. and i bet everyone has. hahaha.
carry matches, no one wants to steal matches aha.
I got a safe with a golden BIC in it (spray painted). It comes out when all my BICs are lost or gone. It makes me feel good when I get to use it once in a while
I've lost plenty of lighters but I've definitely taken a few lighters by accident as well. I usually ask my friends if it belongs to any of them and if nobody claims it I'll hang onto it. I've made it a habit now of buying multiple lighters at once so I've always got a backup.