staring at me, expecting me to get up and give her my seat. For you see, I have taken a copious amount of mushrooms today, and I am no longer sure if my legs are attached to my body or not. Please stop staring."

- Is what I think my friend was trying to say when he texted me just now. What he actually texted me(spelling mistakes fixed):

"Shrooming on bus. old Lady staring. Question: are legs always attached to your body or do you need to press a button? when this thing stops im going to run, with or without legs"

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Sat, 04/09/2011 - 12:05pm


Fri, 04/08/2011 - 7:44pm

Totally made me laugh out loud, thanx

Mon, 04/11/2011 - 1:42am
baiaotou Says:

HAHA this highdea got better and better the further it went. it started off fuckin hilarious and the second half was so much better lol. may be one of the best ive ever heard

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:34pm
L_Blunt Says:

Hahahahahahahahahahaah YES! That's is fucking perfect. just makes me smile when I hear about people deep in a trip. Sounds like one badass day. Hahaha

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 8:44pm
yoinkie Says:

haha, I cant wait to get off work and hear about his day, the texts stop coming in a couple hours ago. but hes a big boy, im sure hes fine, tripping out over some plant somewhere.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 9:39pm
HighGuy11 Says:

hahahaha thats fuckin hilarious. i wouldnt wanna anywhere near a crowded bus on shrooms lol

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 10:59pm
yoinkie Says:

Haha screw a crowded bus, I don't like being around anyone who I don't know when I'm shrooming. Atleast he's not driving!

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 12:48am

what?! I went to the renaissance festival shrooming (annual tradition now) and it's the greatest thing being around everyone!

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 1:22am

trip at a music festival, probably. trip at a renaissance festival, heeellllllll no. the whole time i would be worried that i went back in the time

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 5:35am
Alistor Says:

I'm the same way. Strangers sketch me out when shroomin.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 4:40pm
yoinkie Says:

ya I dont know why either. First few times I did it I was cool with having a bunch of people around. But I tripped really bad the next few times with people, they sketch me out when shrooming too dude.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 10:02pm

yoinkie i just found out im going to seattle over the summer, and i read on a past highdea that you live there, it would be an honor to burn with my highdeas role model

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 11:13pm
Fish.Stick Says:

Hahahahah! That's great. Love the edit of your friend's text lol.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 12:47am

hahahaaahahahahaha this just made my night!

I LOVE SHROOMS! :) they're the fucking best.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:35am
cisco_kid Says:

Lmao this is perfect. I've had so many ridiculous thoughts like that while shrooming. Love this! :)

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 10:16am
smitten24 Says:

Lmao props to your friend for being brave enough to go out in public like that
And whatsup yoinkie?!:) I haven't been on highdeas for so long I missed all of you! I've been soo busy but I haven't even had time to smoke.. But I'm here to stay and I'll be checking in:)

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 4:42pm
yoinkie Says:

hey Smitten! Ya I noticed you were gone for a little while! My friend said he took the bus because he wanted to go to the musuem. haha seriously who thinks to go to the musuem? But I think it would be pretty awesome to go when highhh.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 8:56pm
smitten24 Says:

Oh dudeee going to the museum blitzed is the besttt. It's quite the learning experience. Going to art museums is pretty crazy too. I went to the Museum of Modern Art blazed with friends, we looked at some Picasso, it was all very sophisticated.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 12:15pm

ur boy was trippin!! hahaha this was so awesome!

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 12:17pm
bluntman09 Says:

nearly pee'd myself when i read this... literaly made me lol. nice one dude, perfect summary of a trip!

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 12:20pm
Sat, 04/09/2011 - 12:35pm

good thing he's got good self control and seemed to be able to keep his shit together in front of that many people. i know i would've been making a scene, just saying shit out loud like "dude that guy looks like a lizard" or some weird shit

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 4:43pm
yoinkie Says:

ya same here man, Ive only done it about 6 times, so I cant control myself. Hes done it like 15+ times, so I guess we could call him experienced.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 12:47pm
Gsxguy Says:

Hahahaha, that is a fantastic story! I've never tried shrooms, but this made me want to :D

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 12:56pm
Mr.DaNk. Says:

hahahahahahahaha still laughing and i must have read that 20 mins ago

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 1:20pm
Sat, 04/09/2011 - 3:19pm
Lithium420 Says:

lmao that original text would have made me die laughing after reading it. Now I must do shrooms lawlz

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 8:13pm

"with or without legs" hahahaha damn near pissed myself!

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 9:33pm
Omnomonica Says:

I just laughed so hard I got a headrush xD good job LOL

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 11:05pm
JacobD420 Says:

This highdea made my high even greater xD

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 11:29pm
Fish.Stick Says:

Whatever happened to Ian Jackson? :o
I wanna know if he lives.

Sun, 04/10/2011 - 1:47am
Sun, 04/10/2011 - 10:27pm
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Sun, 04/10/2011 - 10:30pm
5-meo-dmt Says:

gotta love mushrooms. one of my favorite drugs of all time. some of the best experiences i've had were on mushrooms. you become a mushroom =]

Sun, 04/10/2011 - 10:36pm
AlexT420 Says:

Hahahaha Yoinkie you have some great highdeas, seems to make me laugh the most. Toke on brotha :Q

Sun, 04/10/2011 - 10:48pm
Mon, 04/11/2011 - 12:18am

that is amazing. i need to try me some shrooms.

Mon, 04/11/2011 - 1:06am
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Mon, 04/11/2011 - 1:44am
sm0k3y Says:

lmaoz yoinkie u r a badass. that is all. ^_^

Mon, 04/11/2011 - 4:23pm
chiefin Says:

HAHAHAHA yes! he had one hell of a bus ride

side note, i just went through a few of the popular highDEAS and, what the fuck!? not exactly what made me fall in love with this sight.

so thank you for being part of the light at the end of the dark tunnel that has become highdeas.

Mon, 04/11/2011 - 11:30pm

fuck being around that many people tripping,

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 12:18am

dude i literally fell out of a chair laughing at this, this made my day pretty much

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 4:57am

damnnnnnnnn i died for all of two hours laughing at this nonstop.... thank you. easily the best highdea ever written

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 9:26am

Holy moly, I love this. Made me laugh so hard