If our toys when we were kids really did come to life when we were not there

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Thu, 01/05/2012 - 11:28pm


Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:49pm

I'm pretty sure they didn't, stupid...

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:56pm
Thu, 01/05/2012 - 2:49am

this kid is a genuine fucking noobfuck. in my village the toys for the baby ostrichs come to life when they go to sleep. infact one night in march 2006 we had a severe toy problem when they infiltrated our food supply and took it away and stored it away somewhere or somethin. little faggots must have ate it because we never found it. 40 days worth of food!!! da fuck!!!!

Thu, 01/05/2012 - 9:26pm
Thu, 01/05/2012 - 8:50pm

I think they did. Just in case, I treat all of my son's toys nicely because I've seen "Toy Soldiers" too many times lol Every time I go in Toys-R-Us I imagine all the adventures that happen after it closes lol

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 8:15pm

when i was little i took my sisters barbies undressed them and wished they would turn into real naked bitches

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 10:16pm


Mon, 12/05/2011 - 4:25pm
Caseymae Says:

That was my biggest fear back in the day. I was nice as fuck to my toys! Only so they didnt kill me at night ofcourse...

Tue, 01/03/2012 - 5:49am
heehexd Says:
Thu, 01/05/2012 - 7:17pm

They definitely do. My bop-it turned on in the middle of the night once. The next day I checked the high score and it was 187, which beat my previous record of 145. My own toys beat me at bop-it

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 12:04am
nurplette Says:

a) You're too young to use bop-its!
b) one time my furby, which I hadn't used for years, turned on and started moaning in my closet at night

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 12:23am
Merryjuana Says:
Thu, 01/05/2012 - 7:31pm
Hempedelic Says:

I was completely convinced all my stuffed animals were alive for years! So I gave them all names and treated them so nice, lol.

Thu, 01/05/2012 - 9:46pm
sammy.eL Says:

haha then they saw some fucked up shit i do on my own time

Thu, 01/05/2012 - 11:31pm
Thu, 01/05/2012 - 11:41pm
Thu, 01/05/2012 - 11:43pm

Look up the Copenhagen Interpretation. It's quite possible that they do.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:18am
metalcarts Says:

With out a goddamn question they did...... you just have to believe

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:57am
billar415 Says:


Fri, 01/06/2012 - 1:04am
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 2:33am
OnWeedMan Says:

i think we all tried to trick our toys a hundred times... Still never caught those bastards

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 12:26am
Merryjuana Says:

this is gonna sound fucked but i tortured mine to get answers and movement. bastards never budged

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 2:37am
mmblazed Says:

how many licks to the center of the tootsie pop....same thing,right?

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 2:45am

one time i saw my action figure move. i know what i saw. you werent there man. you werent there.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 4:19pm

Omfg bro. Yes! I totally tried to catch them moving arounf and shit

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 5:51pm
Cinnabong Says:

Well they couldn't have had sex more than I forced them to have.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 1:03am
Morena815 Says:

They definitely did. I'm mad they are show selfish with their awesomeness. They need to learn to share.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 1:24am

what if they did, you would never want to have a chucky doll cause instead of having crazy household adventures, that toy would fuckin stab you.