We are Stoner.
We go to work everyday.
We've thought about life more than you can understand.
We've values that you overlook.
We are the ones who hold your hair while your poison ejects itself.
We are the ones who can talk to the cop, since you can't even stand.
We are prosecuted by those who are jealous of our zeal.
We don't need help or your opinion, or that new fancy liver.

We are understanding, compassionate and forgiving. If the laws changed tomorrow, we would not hold spite for all the years or harassment.
We are joyous, happy and outgoing. Not only do we love the greatness we have found in life, but feel compelled to share it with you as well.
We are dependable, chivalrous and loyal. We don't smoke to much pot and accidentally screw our best friends girlfriend.
We are accepting, trusting and doubtless. Ethnicity? Race? Social status? Don't worry about all that, sit down and have a toke with us.

W will not give up. We will survive your trials. We will endure your lies. And sooner or later, we will win.
We are all together. We all accept each other. We are all one.
We are Stoner.

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Fri, 01/08/2010 - 9:08pm


Fri, 01/08/2010 - 8:59pm
kganj Says:

i sent this to so many people.

you are my hero<3
we should smoke sometime.

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 9:36pm
Tempest Says:

What person wouldn't want to smoke with another friendly Stoner? But I'm pretty sure that geographically, on this site we are few and far in between. I myself am near Montreal. But if ever you're down this way, drop me a Highdea!

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 11:51am

Not necessarily bro, I blazed up with someone I met on highdeas just the other day :)

*Wrote this; Quote this; Notice how I wreck,
My funky hocus pocus broke his neck.*

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 2:15pm
Sat, 01/09/2010 - 3:02pm
stonered Says:

haha i was about to be like me too! but then i realized i was the one who blazed out with you.

Mon, 01/18/2010 - 6:42pm
thefool Says:

holy shit! i am in montreal too. there aren't many of us highdears up this way

Sat, 03/13/2010 - 7:31pm
fasteddie Says:

Being from Montreal too, I wouldn't be surprised if there were a bunch of us on Highdeas. Having said that, we should all have a Montreal Highdeas sesh.

Sun, 02/21/2010 - 8:01am
KaosKronic Says:

Hey man im from the Adirondacks, jus a couple hours from Montreal. And bravo on this piece of writing bro.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 1:59am
Alonzo Says:
Sat, 01/15/2011 - 6:57am

forreal thats whats up i wanna try that

Tue, 01/19/2010 - 3:07am
boomhaur Says:

I would like to join this smoke session

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 2:06am

me too! Im from Northern Michigan.
is there anyone else from here? Id love some summer smoking buddies c:

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 9:17pm
Doyye655 Says:
Fri, 01/08/2010 - 10:42pm
budhhaB Says:

this is one of the most amazing things ive ever read<3 <3

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 10:43pm
Kenker Says:

who is your dealer man that's some good shit =)

Tue, 01/19/2010 - 9:39pm
chinovier Says:
Fri, 01/08/2010 - 10:57pm
Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:09pm
Gswizz91 Says:

dude blew doesnt cut it that OBLITERATED my mind and i loved it

~if you just keep doin what you're doin, you'll always get what you always got~

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:26pm

This was very well written, good points. =)) I'll rip to that!

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:35pm
Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:47pm
tonyfnham Says:

i think this should be posted somewhere where you can always see it on highdeas. This Is Great!

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:56pm
DieWeak73 Says:

you just faced two blunts William Shakespear and had him write that

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 12:16am
LoveMyDope Says:

That was fuckin awesome. If I am ever near Montreal, I will look you up haha.

I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war.

Fri, 01/29/2010 - 12:37am

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more.

Tue, 02/02/2010 - 5:30pm
LoveMyDope Says:

hell yeah :)

I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war.

Sat, 07/09/2011 - 8:49am

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon it makes me feel all right :)

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 1:12pm
Dermacide Says:
Sat, 01/09/2010 - 1:20pm
Sat, 01/09/2010 - 2:14pm

just wonderful =]

peace, love, and marijuana

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 2:33pm
dc89 Says:

If there is ever a march on washington to legalize it, this should be the credo. Amazing. Made me tear up a bit.

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 3:27pm
jacob Says:

that touched me, I really liked the part about race and social status, I dont give a shit what you look like or how cool you are, you pull out a joint and I would definitly match, it just goes to show how little our kind judges

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 4:44pm
Sat, 01/09/2010 - 6:06pm

world equality is only a few hits away :)

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 6:49pm
Patches Says:
Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:25pm
stoneman Says:

that was wonderful and for the most part rather true

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 1:12am
k4y14hhh Says:
Sun, 01/10/2010 - 5:44am
Tpot Says:

Holy shit. that took my brain and fucked it up into a little mush. By far one of the best highdeas.

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 11:41am
StrayAura Says:

Beautiful and eloquent in so many ways.

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 12:48pm

*LOVE* it!

May you be safe. May you be happy. May you be healthy. May you live in peace.

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 1:44pm
MC-Juice Says:
Sun, 01/10/2010 - 1:58pm

mind blowing.
I blaze the Best, and share the rest

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 2:25pm
serenity (not verified) Says:

thanks. this goes in my highdeas notebook. :) I like to save the best.

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 2:30pm
supertoked Says:

Favorite. I am Stoner.

"Don't f*ck with me 'cause right now I'm higher than Captain Kirk."

Sun, 01/24/2010 - 12:54pm
brendabong Says:

love the quote. ahah.

"I’m diverse, I save the world second and I get high first."

Tue, 02/16/2010 - 3:14am
blazeon Says:

Love the artist... cant wait till hes out.

*i smoke mad weed: i'm on my high horse*

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 3:04pm
blazed420 Says:
Sun, 01/10/2010 - 3:59pm
Sun, 01/10/2010 - 4:23pm
VassarGal Says:
Sun, 01/10/2010 - 6:02pm

I don't get how people down vote this... whatever.
That was really awesome. I was starting to wonder if I should stop for a while, you sir, have just reminded me of everything great about marijuana.
On another note, Tempest is a badass name hahaha

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 2:49am
lsdmt Says:

Anyone who downvoted this one probably did it on accident haha. I don't see how you could ever want to downvote that.