Everyone who smokes weed in america should say they saw Jesus, and he told us that everyone should smoke weed every day. This well probably confuse the shit out politicians, because with this new religous view smoking weed deals with our religious freedom. The first article of the constitution gives all americans the freedom of religon, therefore the federal government counld not prosecute a religious group for smoking weed. So now all we have to do is make up some bullshit religon, whose down?



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Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:16pm
uhm...what Says:
 
 
Fri, 10/16/2009 - 11:36am
smotpoker Says:

a more logical way would be to stop importing it illegally, because according to bush(which it's probably a lie) ALL illegal drug smuggling proceeds go to funding terrorism....if that was the true main funding for our biggest threat then WHY THE FUCK should we make drugs be illegal, ok i can understand crack and meth maybe lsd, but weed, come on, if it was legal then the entire smuggling ring would crash immediately....then with terrorism out of the way, everybody can now just kick back and start a new golden age, of getting super baked!!!

 
 
Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:27pm
orangekush Says:

very true. somebody get this man an eighth!

 
 
Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:18pm

umm idk if any1 reads this but i just heard earlyer 2day obama said if over 1 million ppl call this ## 973 409 3274 he will start to consider it idk if its tru but y not give it a shot right

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 2:00am
Loki Says:
 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 11:04am
 
 
Thu, 10/15/2009 - 4:05pm

WARNING: Consider this Before Calling 973-409-3274

 
 
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http://www.stonerforums.com/threads/warning-do-not-call-973-409-3274-legalization-number.11436/

 
 
Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:29pm

holy hell dude this is amazing. im down too

 
 
Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:34pm
Jonathug (not verified) Says:
 
 
Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:35pm
PullDown Says:

lord mercy, haile selassie is down. What you are describing is
rastafarianism. Ion I wat-agwan.

 
 
Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:42pm
billye36 Says:

I have actually heard about this being done already... and im pretty sure they didnt/havent gotten stopped yet

 
 
Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:49pm
packvision Says:
 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:09am

we could call it "Higher Calling" i'm totally down for this...i'll lead praise and worship...mostly sublime inspired shit...lol

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:13am
Itsasix Says:
 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:22am
chewbonga Says:

i like the idea of manipulating religion. it's the cause of all our problems today so it's only fit that it should be the solution haha

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:27am
DubVblaze Says:

I'll join this religion as long as I don't have to drink some strange kool-aid at the end of it all

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:28am
DubVblaze Says:

not to mention I don't have much of a religion besides believing in trying to be a good person

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:42am
Dangus Says:

Timothy Leary first suggested this idea back in the sixties in his book, "The Politics of Ecstasy"

http://www.amazon.com/Politics-Ecstasy-Leary-Timothy/dp/1579510310

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:59am
dustyd23 Says:
 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:04am
wootootee Says:

Dude I'm into law at my college of the learning stuffs.

There's no way in shit that would work. Organizational issues aside, religious free exercise right now relies on RFRA, which states the the government needs a compelling state interest for the law burdening religion and that the law must be the least restrictive means of enforcing that law. The government can easily say that it's a compelling state interest to protect public health and safety (pot is still associated with ghettos, violence; they could point to the fact that pot has never been legalized, and plus think of how many anti-pot advocates there are compared to pot advocates). Plus, the current law in fact IS the least restrictive means of enforcement.

sorry, I just spent a lot of time into ruining a genuine idea.

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:33am
High_Stup Says:

I really liked Shendoa's idea with the Sublime. Its a full on good call.

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:56am
Loki Says:

Hey guys, a religion like this has been started. Its called Rastafarian. You've probably heard of it but maybe not known its a religion. Rastafarians actually believe that there was a book removed from the Bible called the Book of Ja that talks about the "tree of life" which Rastafarians believe is marijuana. Who's up for converting, having all of the Rastafarians move to one state, and then due to religious dominance, the government would need to make it legal. Ya?

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 2:05am
Rockey Says:

I'm down for either the conversion to Rastafarian, or the creation of a completely new, kickass religion. Let me know which we choose, and what state. Can we make it the state least likely to legalize it, just to prove a point? Like Kansas or Maine?

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 2:15am
Loki Says:

I'm up for this too. Utah would be the most amazing place to get it legalized because of the strong LDS religion.

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 2:18am

I'm calling that number in the morning. greenredeyedlady

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 11:46am
Cap10Ahab Says:

Haha.

I'll totally call my local news and tesitfy i smoked out of a bong, and the smoke spewing out of the top formed into Virgin Mary, and blew out my hit and saw Jesus.

I'll do it!

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:29pm

I would be down, don't get me wrong.

But Freedom of Religion lets you believe in basically anything you want...

But it doesn't give you the right to PRACTICE it.

The only exception is some Native American tribes are ALLOWED to eat Paotti or whatever. Despite it being illegal to anyone else.

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:06pm

Im down to worship the green god haha

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:06pm

Im down to worship the green god haha

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 5:04pm

dude.
thats some deep shit, would confuse the fuck out of politicians.
i'm down.
all hail mary!
jane that is..

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 5:09pm
cheech Says:

The rasta's in Jamaica dude. thats the religion. alrdy converted. :)

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 5:10pm
cheech Says:

The rasta's in Jamaica dude. thats the religion. alrdy converted. :)

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 5:57pm
dudeman420 Says:
 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 6:13pm

i have never been so down in my life... except on a girl haha

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 7:23pm
mookietek Says:

the native americans already tried this but with payote in Smith vs. Oregon it went to the supreme court and they ruled in favor of the state. so sorry your 1st amendment doesnt cover the right to smoke bud

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 7:40pm
highguyy Says:

Nah its still do able, "Utah Supreme Court ruled that peyote use in "bona fide" religious ceremonies, regardless of the race of the participants, is protected under Utah and Federal Law in Utah. The court wrote: "On its face, the exemption applies to members of the Native American Church, without regard to tribal membership. The bona fide religious use of peyote cannot serve as the basis for prosecuting members of the Native American Church under state law."

Yeah, I doubt we could actually pull it off. But if some one tryed to legalize it, this would be the best way to go about doing it. If we had a large enough religous group it might work. Think about it, if thousand or hundreds of people all smoked in the same place everyday,how could they arrest us all at the same time. It would be like hemp fest every day, it would be very diffcult for the government to control us. And after a while the federal government would be forced to give in, power in numbers mother fucker, Give thoughs pigs some of their own medicine.

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 10:54pm
Binky Says:

im down guys...idk why were fighting over ohh this is a dumb idea or that will not work...isnt this a website for high kids to talk about their highdeas????

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 10:54pm
Binky Says:

im down guys...idk why were fighting over ohh this is a dumb idea or that will not work...isnt this a website for high kids to talk about their highdeas????

 
 
Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:08am
jrdfloyd Says:

I did see Jesus and he did tell me to smoke weed everyday. This is fucking nuts...You should see his bong and don't even get me started on the quality of the weed he has been getting lately. Might i say heavenly

 
 
Thu, 10/15/2009 - 2:40am
enigmawho Says:

... why not just move to a country that allows growing selling smoking weed? that way you dont have anti's all over your shit making you paranoid android im saving up to get the fck outa here!!

 
 
Thu, 10/15/2009 - 9:27pm

on the movie superhigh me... they have a church called temple420 and this is exactly what they do...

 
 
Sat, 10/17/2009 - 7:46pm
hoff543 Says:

great idea, but no way congress would take that religion seriously haha. itd be taken as seriously as scientology, unless it had some catholic routes or had like a third of the population down with it

 
 
Sat, 10/17/2009 - 8:06pm
 
 
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 4:21am
g-smokes Says:
 
 
Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:25pm
schloozyp Says:

it's called temple 420, it's in LA. fuckin awesome

 
 
Sat, 11/07/2009 - 6:31pm

I think we should take the idea of the Indians and create a stoner reservation. Then we can request to the state to allow us on the reservation to use marijuana and also grow it for religious use.