I was trying to think of a way to gain a shitload of knowledge about life, the world and everything without having to go through the hassle of actually studying for it. I was simply unable to come up with a good idea that did not involve randomly making up stupid facts to try to impress people. I

The idea simply didnt work, more often than not I would just come up with random bullshit "facts" and people just basically told me to STFU. So I came up with the following idea that I think takes care of a lot of problems specially people that complain.

Basically I would have to get some kind of nuclear weapon or radioactive reactor and strategically set them off in an area where very few people die but a lot of people suffer from radioactive side effects. That way, whenever those poor fucks have children they will be retarded. Then take all the retard kids to an auditorium for about 50,000 people, fill every sit with a mentally handicapped person. Once you get all the kids in there you may now go to the center of the stadium and scream that you are the smartest person in the room.

No real point to it really... Just thought it would be kinda cool to say you are the smartest person in a room with 50,000 people and ACTUALLY be the smartest person there. You could make it even more EPIC if you do it right after taking a couple bong hits. That way not only would you be the smartest person in the room, you would be the smartest person in the room even if you are high.