Dorm Room Smoking Buddy =)

A stoner's first reaction to a smoke detector in his/her dormroom is usually "fuck.."

For some odd reason, the smoke detector in my dorm room never reacts to the smoke I emit while choking on my pipe.

I have come to the conclusion that my smoke detector isn't a smoke detector at all. Its my buddy. And all the smoke detector wants is a lil THC.

My smoke detector and I have develped a relationship that I do not expect anyone to understand..

I fucking love that lil guy..

Submitted by: 20past4 17 weeks 3 days ago – Made popular 17 weeks 3 days ago
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if your lil buddy happens to get pissed off and starts screaming, just tape tupperware over him... that'll shut him up. or take out his life support/batteries.

smokyMCpotts 17 weeks 3 days 5 hours 33 min ago

haha lmfao!!

gage169 17 weeks 3 days 55 sec ago

i felt a little smile inside me

and a tear almost came down my cheek

blowintrees93 17 weeks 1 day 21 hours 10 min ago

The smoke detector in my house hates when my roommate cooks bacon, it also still manages to make noise when you take it down and take out its batteries. But it's totally fine with everyone smoking pot right underneath it. Maybe it's a vegetarian...

taytay 17 weeks 1 day 20 hours 37 min ago

I bet whoever made those smoke detectors was a stoner, and was like "No way man, this shit can't be going off when i smoke." then made weed smoke undetectable, somehow.

If you guys think smoke detectors are bad, try having a whole fire alarm system in your house. Lights and sirens and all. Shit is so loud, and when it first went off everyone paniced cuz we thought the fire department was gonna come and then we'd get busted. Haha, man those were good times.

dissonance 17 weeks 1 day 7 hours 12 min ago

at my school if you disconnect it, it will automatically get the police sent there. so beware!

Vaporizer 17 weeks 1 day 5 hours 13 min ago

at my school its all heat detectors. thats probably why it doesnt go off. but ive known a few people who have gotten busted smoking in their rooms. you only think people cant smell it. be careful

daking1022 17 weeks 1 day 2 hours 32 min ago

Listen up dudes. those smoke detectors in dorms do not pick up white smoke (smoke from a cig, bud, cloves, etc.) they have heat detectors and smoke detectors though.

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