So I was watching the it's always sunny in Philly episode about the DENNIS system for getting with women, btw funny but so true, and figured I'd share one of my own.

Enters the "Change of Venue" technique. The idea is to take a girl to as many different venues (examples: restaurant, coffee shop, mall, park, zoo, sporting event, bar, bowling, etc) on the first date, nothing crazy...just 3 or so. By the end of the date she's got so many experiences with you she feels more comfortable and willing to hook up.

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Wed, 12/23/2009 - 1:26am


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Fri, 12/18/2009 - 6:28pm
serenity (not verified) Says:

Probably true. If you spend that much time and make that much effort. Odds are with you. And that was a great always sunny. How many times has this worked?

Love it or leave it...

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 11:05pm
 
 
Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:04pm
HighGuy11 Says:

well you do have a horse cock hahaha

 
 
Wed, 06/29/2011 - 2:16am
Doogal.007 Says:
 
 
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 12:16pm

hahaha im a chick and i thought the DENNIS system was fucking brilliant!!! great writers on that show faaa reallll kid

 
 
Wed, 12/23/2009 - 3:03am
eckcity Says:

or you could just resort to slipping something in her drink at one of these various venues or ... just rapeabitch

 
 
Fri, 04/16/2010 - 6:23pm
EmilyJune Says:
 
 
Wed, 12/23/2009 - 3:12am
LACEYann Says:

I was told once that anything scary was a good first date because being scared causes a female to bond with whoever she is looking at to protect her (i.e. you, her date).

Scare the shit out of her THEN get in her pants! :]

 
 
Wed, 12/23/2009 - 3:21am
eckcity Says:

or just finger blast her in the theater....

 
 
Sun, 05/29/2011 - 3:27pm
khighle™ Says:
 
 
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 2:10pm

I don't think a gay guy would finger bang a chick in a theatre...Like a Boss

 
 
Wed, 12/23/2009 - 3:56am
kiknbak (not verified) Says:
 
 
Tue, 11/04/2014 - 5:05am
dapurps420 Says:

if you go that route though, then you gotta factor in all the doctor visits, medicine bills for the gonoherpacyphillis, and then you gotta live the rest of your life in a bubble so your now AIDS positive self doesn't die from a cold. Unless of course you're from Nevada. In which case why even date?

 
 
Wed, 12/23/2009 - 7:27am
Txtecc Says:

What IF, you go to a mall, that has a movie theatre that has all of those, minus the zoo, I've never seen a mall with a zoo. somebody make one.

 
 
Wed, 12/23/2009 - 8:42am
KweeN Says:

That would be the best mall ever.
She should hook up with you after spending all that cash. Do we look rich??? Bitch got to repay some how, lol. [and yes I am a girl, lmao]

“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. -BM”

 
 
Sun, 12/27/2009 - 10:54pm
UNAB0MB3R Says:

West Edmonton Mall has little petting zoo's all around it...and they have flamigo's and monkeys and sometimes penquins. they also have a sealion show and an aquarium.....close enough?
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Tue, 03/29/2011 - 4:28am

just buy some magnum condoms for you back pocket hahaha

 
 
Sat, 04/09/2011 - 11:20am
Fish.Stick Says:

I've never seen Always Sunny, but the Change of Venue sounds pretty solid to me haha.

 
 
Sun, 05/29/2011 - 2:31pm
HIvy Says:

Yeah if a guy put that much effort into a date, I'd probably be down haha.

 
 
Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:57pm

That is actually a technique used by pick-up artists

 
 
Thu, 11/24/2011 - 4:08am

Haaa, That episode is fucking hilarious, and your technique is pretty good.

 
 
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 11:39am

I'm sure you don't need a technique anymore;)